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jazza Redleg

jazza   1,323

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Thank God for this thread with no BS. The other threads are full of it.

PP's. List rebuilds. Compensation picks. Essendope. Delistings. Changes to the team this week. etc etc etc.

It's great to come on here and read it as it is.

Come here myself when all is rotten.

Its like some softies yoga place full of serene good thoughts .

Sense seems to be the only word to describe this thread.

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indeed. an off season of disappearing threads

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old dee Legend

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Thank God for this thread with no BS. The other threads are full of it.

PP's. List rebuilds. Compensation picks. Essendope. Delistings. Changes to the team this week. etc etc etc.

It's great to come on here and read it as it is.

I wonder will there ever be a time when it is not so Redleg.

Honestly this thread keeps me going

But I have a confession I have not eaten a banana for four weeks I hope that does not get me banned.

I hope not that would be worse than you know when.

daisycutter Legend

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I wonder will there ever be a time when it is not so Redleg.

Honestly this thread keeps me going

But I have a confession I have not eaten a banana for four weeks I hope that does not get me banned.

I hope not that would be worse than you know when.

you should know better od

daily bananas is one of our non-negotiables

we expect more leadership from our older posters

we don't want this thread to ask the afl for handouts do we?

old dee Legend

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you should know better od

daily bananas is one of our non-negotiables

we expect more leadership from our older posters

we don't want this thread to ask the afl for handouts do we?

Medical industry has put them on my banned list dc.

Sad but if I want to stay alive then all high potassium items are banned.

And after all those years I thought they were doing me good.

Next thing is I will hear a pp is a no no.

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daisycutter   29,983

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Medical industry has put them on my banned list dc.

Sad but if I want to stay alive then all high potassium items are banned.

And after all those years I thought they were doing me good.

Next thing is I will hear a pp is a no no.

that's disastrous od. another blow to demonland. i blame neeld and schwabby

i don't suppose there are any potassium-free bananas out there

f log can start searching

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Redleg Legend

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I wonder will there ever be a time when it is not so Redleg.

Honestly this thread keeps me going

But I have a confession I have not eaten a banana for four weeks I hope that does not get me banned.

I hope not that would be worse than you know when.

You are clearly not performing well. That has been the case for a while.

Under the PB rule ( Priority Banana ) you have been assessed and awarded a PB. Unlike the AFL you don't have to die first.

Use your PB well and may you prosper.

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Just noticed the posts on Potassium.

The BC ( Banana Commission ) has met and has awarded you a PF/PB. That is a Potassium Free Priority Banana.

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beelzebub   23,392

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Perhaps OD could buy some spandex and join me in the gym.

now thats just not right !!! :wacko:

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DemonFrog   1,359

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I am a country boy Jazza and not going to the big smoke this week end.

Instead I will be listening to the cows in the paddock next door as our boys get flogged by Meth Coast.

My prediction is a 68 point loss which is an improvement from their previous meeting

On a brighter note I can eat bananas so all is good again.

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Perhaps OD could buy some spandex and join me in the gym.

Not sure there is a gym in the world that could handle the sight of both of us in spandex Bbo

Perhaps if we went at different times of the day they might cope

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Not sure there is a gym in the world that could handle the sight of both of us in spandex Bbo

Perhaps if we went at different times of the day they might cope

Think you'd be a definite upgrade from BBO old.

beelzebub Legend

beelzebub   23,392

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I need Optrex...the imagery is burning my eyes !!!

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DemonFrog   1,359

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I need Optrex...the imagery is burning my eyes !!!

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A picture says a thousand words

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beelzebub   23,392

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thats not helping !!!

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DemonFrog   1,359

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thats not helping !!!

Better?

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Red and Bluebeard Redleg

Red and Bluebeard   2,101

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Come here myself when all is rotten.

Its like some softies yoga place full of serene good thoughts .

Sense seems to be the only word to describe this thread.

I'll know you're serious, jazza, when your cows go "Omm... " rather than "Moo!" when being milked ... :blink:

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Red and Bluebeard Redleg

Red and Bluebeard   2,101

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I think that is an old photo of me!

Yeah, that Spiderman suit is so 1994 ... :blink:

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DemonFrog   1,359

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DF, you are not only back, you are in top form ... :blink:

Just in case BB is to damaged by spandex here another icture ti help change his mind

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Yeah, that Spiderman suit is so 1994 ... :blink:

and OD in the 80's

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and the 70's

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How can this possible be bad for you OD?

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