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Here's one for you Jazz.

โ€œGiving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.โ€ Sam Clemens (aka Mark Twain)

One smoke wont hurt Jazza.

The tobacco industry needs you,relies on you.

A quitter never wins and a winner never quits.

DAY 20 big boy.

Fresh as a daisy,

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Twenty days!!! At a pack a day that's over $400 in your kick. Are you buying the drinks on Sunday?

About 800 and who cares about money at this stage of the game.{sorry to sound elitist}its the 20 days im counting and nothing else matters.

But yes,sunday quite happy to shout a round after the game.

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About 800 and who cares about money at this stage of the game.{sorry to sound elitist}its the 20 days im counting and nothing else matters.

But yes,sunday quite happy to shout a round after the game.

Coffee, beer,wine,sex these are some of the triggers for the craving to smoke.

You'll have to quit the lot.

Coffee, beer,wine,sex these are some of the triggers for the craving to smoke.

You'll have to quit the lot.

I thought we all had to give these things up until the MFC wins it next flag?


Coffee, beer,wine,sex these are some of the triggers for the craving to smoke.

You'll have to quit the lot.

Yeah,ive quit one of them,dont do another one,And the other 2 ,well im working on em.just not rushing.

Coffee, beer,wine,sex these are some of the triggers for the craving to smoke.

You'll have to quit the lot.

Does that include doing them on your own, particularly the last one? Couldn't possibly give that one up.

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I notice that this thread is approaching 452 pages which was Sir Donald Bradman's highest first class score.

Surely, the time has come for us to do a Matthew Hayden and put an end to this thread at that number of pages to honour the great man?

Plenty of other threads you can worry about WJ, leave this one alone.

It has reached that many pages because people enjoy it.

Why stop there? We could keep going to 700 pages to honour Mick Malthouse. Or 1360 to honour the number of goals kicked by Lockett. Or 4137 to honour Lindrum's highest-ever billiards break.


Why stop there? We could keep going to 700 pages to honour Mick Malthouse. Or 1360 to honour the number of goals kicked by Lockett. Or 4137 to honour Lindrum's highest-ever billiards break.

Well, I never thought I'd see the great man's name on Dland. I dips my lid to you mauriesy.

In fact, you can now stop hiding your face in shame.

Edited by Bitter but optimistic

Thanks for the help{i think}pangs down to twice per day and lessoning,i run into the smartalecs who say things like"oh its wonderful after a week you feel so much better blah blah fcuknblah".thats absolute krap,i feel horrible at least twice per day with these rotten feelings within and nothing can alter the brainwaves.It seems to be so horrible at times i could drive the 15 ks to town and kill for a [censored].And then the feeling disappears for 10-12 hours.So after 41 years of paying for my addiction,im hoping its over.

Daughter had second last appointment with heart surgeon today and its all going forward at this stage.{phew}anyrate see you all at the north game if possible,let me know the meeting place,{make sure biff doesnt know}and time please.

Don't tell Biff that I suggest 4.00pm at the western end of the food van outside Gate 3 then ...

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Well, I never thought I'd see the great man's name on Dland. I dips my lid to you mauriesy.

In fact, you can *know stop hiding your face in shame.

*now.

I notice that this thread is approaching 452 pages which was Sir Donald Bradman's highest first class score.

Surely, the time has come for us to do a Matthew Hayden and put an end to this thread at that number of pages to honour the great man?

You mean Mark Taylor surely, who declared when he was on 334 ... I say lets worry about it only when we are approaching 1107 pages, the world record first class score by Victoria, and even then only to find a better excuse to keep going :blink:


Don't tell Biff that I suggest 4.00pm at the western end of the food van outside Gate 3 then ...

Yep i know the van,the one that sells proper snags in a roll and they dont cost 38.00 either.

See you blokes there,i will be wearing a dees beanie{its very old} blue jeans and a face that looks 300 years old.

Yep i know the van,the one that sells proper snags in a roll and they dont cost 38.00 either.

See you blokes there,i will be wearing a dees beanie{its very old} blue jeans and a face that looks 300 years old.

that sounds too much like od, give us some more clues

Yep i know the van,the one that sells proper snags in a roll and they dont cost 38.00 either.

See you blokes there,i will be wearing a dees beanie{its very old} blue jeans and a face that looks 300 years old.

You forget to mention the gumboots Jazz!

You forget to mention the gumboots Jazz!

nah, probably puts on the r m williams when he dresses up


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Pedant.

Is that like a necklace?

Edited by Redleg

that sounds too much like od, give us some more clues

You forget to mention the gumboots Jazz!

No gummies{im not that backward}staying in the big smoke saturday night.BTW OD will be the one getting pushed by his carer and should have an oxygen bottle strapped to his side{will be easy to spot],RaB is the one im worried about,got a strange feeling hes really under 55 and is a cappaccino sipper{just a guess}And DC ive got no idea what to think,maybe a cravat and sailors pipe with gaucho type jeans.?

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Yep i know the van,the one that sells proper snags in a roll and they dont cost 38.00 either.

See you blokes there,i will be wearing a dees beanie{its very old} blue jeans and a face that looks 300 years old.

In honour of your beanie, I'll be wearing my 70s royal blue Dees beanie, 2014 members scarf, black jacket and of course the beard.

But what is the secret handshake? :blink::blink:

No gummies{im not that backward}staying in the big smoke saturday night.BTW OD will be the one getting pushed by his carer and should have an oxygen bottle strapped to his side{will be easy to spot],RaB is the one im worried about,got a strange feeling hes really under 55 and is a cappaccino sipper{just a guess}And DC ive got no idea what to think,maybe a cravat and sailors pipe with gaucho type jeans.?

DC is easy to pick Jazz. He'll have a group of wrinkly, blue haired old sheilas hanging off his ... ( er) .... . Well I'm sure you get the picture.


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