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[censored] off Moonie!!

Perhaps you would prefer.

I remember the first time I had sex-I kept the receipt.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

Anyway-the neocons might get upset with all this Marxism.

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    More banana flowers for you, Redleg ...

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    [censored] off Moonie!!

    ^^^ that was such a extraordinary and intelligent post you had to edit it! Well done Einstien

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    Perhaps you would prefer.

    I remember the first time I had sex-I kept the receipt.

    Women should be obscene and not heard.

    Anyway-the neocons might get upset with all this Marxism.

    I was going to ask if you got some sort of tax claim out of it but then i remembered you are in a tax free industry

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    I was going to ask if you got some sort of tax claim out of it but then i remembered you are in a tax free industry

    i'll start paying tax when they make it compulsory.

    Until that day , Pat Rafter,Hoges,Greg Norman,Daniel Riccardo,The Croat tennis guy player,Hugh Jackman etc can go on rooting the system their way-

    and I'll do the same.

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    DC- Your little coaching gig at the East Burwood Rams is coming under some scrutiny.

    I like the tactics-make them earn the jumper!

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    i got a new sig just for you biffo

    and i never mix with east burwood types. they live on the wrng side of plc

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    DC- Your little coaching gig at the East Burwood Rams is coming under some scrutiny.

    I like the tactics-make them earn the jumper!

    I used to play against East Burwood in the mid 80's. They wore shorts and jumpers then. Interesting tactic DC. Skins vs tops, eh!

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    Just when you think you have seen it all

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    Arrived in New York and was surprised to find that BBO has dozens of relatives walking the streets of town. One or two might even be twin brothers or sisters. Not only that but there are a number of establishments in The Big Apple which bear a close resemblance in nature and style of building as well as type of residents to the Gat.

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    Arrived in New York and was surprised to find that BBO has dozens of relatives walking the streets of town. One or two might even be twin brothers or sisters. Not only that but there are a number of establishments in The Big Apple which bear a close resemblance in nature and style of building as well as type of residents to the Gat.

    Let us know when you find the Big Banana WJ.

    As Big Apples just don't cut it in this thread.

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    Let us know when you find the Big Banana WJ.

    As Big Apples just don't cut it in this thread.

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    You may never say wiser words DF!

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    Just when you think you have seen it all

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    The versatility of this fruit.

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    You may never say wiser words DF!

    Tell me if you think this looks wrong OD

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    You may never say wiser words DF!

    Breakfast food OD?

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    More banana flowers for you, Redleg ...

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    Ah the sweet aroma of banana flowers first thing in the morning.

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    Just finished my Steel cut Oats and banana breakfast.

    I doubt there is a better way to start the day.

    I am off to training tomorrow morning as I cannot get to the game on Monday.

    I need football fix as there are no VAFA games this weekend and I was in QLD last weekend and we had a rest the previous weekend.

    Getting desperate to see football live even if it is only training.

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    Just finished my Steel cut Oats and banana breakfast.

    I doubt there is a better way to start the day.

    I am off to training tomorrow morning as I cannot get to the game on Monday.

    I need football fix as there are no VAFA games this weekend and I was in QLD last weekend and we had a rest the previous weekend.

    Getting desperate to see football live even if it is only training.

    See if you can find these guys OD

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    Think I have the wrong hand shake DF!

    True the Jumper is awful but its live footy.

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    True the Jumper is awful but its live footy.

    I think I want to live a little longer DF however thanks for the suggestion

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    I think I want to live a little longer DF however thanks for the suggestion

    A banana diet can add years to your life.

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    On an entirely different topic, I,sadly, must report that our rarely valued colleague Biffen, has been ordered to undergo rehab for the next two weeks. In order to show that he intends to change his ways, Biff has decided to isolate himself from family and friends at The Gat.

    The truth, of course, is that, Biffen’s family disowned him some years ago, after a particularly unsavoury incident or, actually incidents, involving a (formerly) maiden aunt and a few sherries.

    Further, due to a number of distasteful personal habits, Biff has no friends.

    Despite all this, Biff claims he is genuinely trying to reform, but in the absence of Lordweaver’s firm but god guided hand, his prospects, I believe, are bleak.

    The “Lads” have offered to help, but Biffen, immersed in drug assisted self pity, has rudely rebuffed them.

    I will, nonetheless, try to assist poor Biff in anyway I can but any suggestions for his personal development will be passed on.

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    I think I want to live a little longer DF however thanks for the suggestion

    Sorry OD I see my mistake now.

    How about this one?

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