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Demonland.... where fruit is the excuse for soft porn.

Moonie we are all herb lovers here so not sure what your reference to fruit is all about?

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Some advice needed! Had to visit my GP this week to have the Brazillian checked out. Her comments went something like this -

DR. Now that (problem X) has been sorted out, we need to work on your general health.

I sat quietly, as I could see where this conversation was going.

DR. Your drinking - it is foolishly excessive!

(my lovely GP i8s of Eastern European heritage and is quite authoritarian in her manner.)

I continued to sit timidly.

DR. Your first aim must be four alcohol free days per week.

I began to swoon.

DR. What is is wrong?

I said that I didn't think I could drink enough on the remaining three days to make up for the four days abstinence.

DR. Don't be foolish. Record your daily drinking and see me in two weeks.

Now as I am quite terrified of this woman I shall "fudge the books" and show her a totally invented record.

I could, of course change physicians, but apart from her very conservative view of a healthy intake of wine, she is very good.

As there appear to be plenty of drunks and addicts on this thread, I would welcome your comments.

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Some advice needed! Had to visit my GP this week to have the Brazillian checked out. Her comments went something like this -

DR. Now that (problem X) has been sorted out, we need to work on your general health.

I sat quietly, as I could see where this conversation was going.

DR. Your drinking - it is foolishly excessive!

(my lovely GP i8s of Eastern European heritage and is quite authoritarian in her manner.)

I continued to sit timidly.

DR. Your first aim must be four alcohol free days per week.

I began to swoon.

DR. What is is wrong?

I said that I didn't think I could drink enough on the remaining three days to make up for the four days abstinence.

DR. Don't be foolish. Record your daily drinking and see me in two weeks.

Now as I am quite terrified of this woman I shall "fudge the books" and show her a totally invented record.

I could, of course change physicians, but apart from her very conservative view of a healthy intake of wine, she is very good.

As there appear to be plenty of drunks and addicts on this thread, I would welcome your comments.

I have tried to find fault with your thinking BBO but, once again, it is flawless. Four days of abstinence does seem excessive. Can I suggest that you make a counter offer of one day? Edited by Return to Glory
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Some advice needed! Had to visit my GP this week to have the Brazillian checked out. Her comments went something like this -

DR. Now that (problem X) has been sorted out, we need to work on your general health.

I sat quietly, as I could see where this conversation was going.

DR. Your drinking - it is foolishly excessive!

(my lovely GP i8s of Eastern European heritage and is quite authoritarian in her manner.)

I continued to sit timidly.

DR. Your first aim must be four alcohol free days per week.

I began to swoon.

DR. What is is wrong?

I said that I didn't think I could drink enough on the remaining three days to make up for the four days abstinence.

DR. Don't be foolish. Record your daily drinking and see me in two weeks.

Now as I am quite terrified of this woman I shall "fudge the books" and show her a totally invented record.

I could, of course change physicians, but apart from her very conservative view of a healthy intake of wine, she is very good.

As there appear to be plenty of drunks and addicts on this thread, I would welcome your comments.

so bbo, she had no problems with your fags, drugs er supplements and self flaggelation?

i'd quit why you are ahead and just drop the grog (compensate with the other)

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Change GPs immediately .

She sounds like she got her degree in some back yard lab in Eastern Block Poland .

You need to find a french Dr-a philanderer and a Drunk if possible .

At least then you will have something in common with your GP and not fear the next visit.

I also suggest you bring a slab for him which should help avoid the GP tax for a few visits.

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Wine is made from grapes, I class this as a fruit drink. Fruit is good for you.

Mgdee, my thinking is similar to your own on this. Bitter, on the 3 days permitted by your doctor you drink red wine, on the other four days you drink fruit juice (just neglect to mention to Doc thay it is of the fermented grape variety).

This way, in essence, you are telling the truth, and Doc is happy.

A win-win for all concerned - the perfect solution.

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Home at last.

Back to hear about the lastest adventures at the Gat and the other depravities, in the lives of BBO and Biff.

And of course the magnificent graphics of DF.

PS. Guys get WJ to send a photo of his latest girlfriend Zoe, a lady he picked up on his current Panama cruise.

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Home at last.

Back to hear about the lastest adventures at the Gat and the other depravities, in the lives of BBO and Biff.

And of course the magnificent graphics of DF.

PS. Guys get WJ to send a photo of his latest girlfriend Zoe, a lady he picked up on his current Panama cruise.

vikings-boat.jpg

Surprising what you find on an old viking raid, Congrats WJ

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Being a man of strong moral principles, I will not get in that car.

Moral superiority must be lonely Redleg.

Like being at a party full of fun loving girls with few morals whilst training to be a priest.

I suppose technically Lawyers never lie-they just bend the truth into a pretzel .

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I thought pussie ruled the world?

so did i,for the first 45 years of my life.

then i realised my mistake and bowed to the almighty dollar.

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Moral superiority must be lonely Redleg.

Like being at a party full of fun loving girls with few morals whilst training to be a priest.

I suppose technically Lawyers never lie-they just bend the truth into a pretzel .

And we add Lawyer bashing.

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And we add Lawyer bashing.

We do.

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We do.

Yes we do, according to this, by you, "I suppose technically Lawyers never lie-they just bend the truth into a pretzel ."

Obviously seen too many defences, of the inhabitants of the Gat".

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