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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Wake me when you post something worthwhile Sicko.

ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz........zzzzzzzz.......zzzzz..zzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!

Moonie are you planning a very long and deep sleep?

 

Can fl ogs hibernate? For...say... A year or two ...... Or three .........

How is the ticker Bbo?

 

If I really had R and B I would be playing for the MFC.

You probably would have a got a game last year without the elixir of youth, OD ... :lol:

You probably would have a got a game last year without the elixir of youth, OD ... :lol:

No R and B

I think they were a long way better than that


Getting back to normal it would seem.

Can fl ogs hibernate? For...say... A year or two ...... Or three .........

Professor how are you today?

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Getting back to normal it would seem.

What's normal? :lol:

 

What's normal? :lol:

LOSING.

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LOSING.

Sometimes I wonder about you, DF ... :blink:


Sometimes I wonder about you, DF ... :blink:

Oh?

In come the dollars and in come the cents

to replace the pounds and the shillings and the pence.

Be prepared folks when the coins begin to mix

on the 14th of February 1966.

Clink go the cents folks

clink, clink, clink. Changeover day is closer than you think.

Learn the value of the coins and the way that they appear

and things will be much smoother when the decimal point is here.

In come the dollars and in come the cents

to replace the pounds and the shillings and the pence.

Be prepared folks when the coins begin to mix

on the 14th of February 1966.

and only one season since our last flag....how many would have dreamed in their worst nightmares that we would be still waiting?

Hard to believe that our last winning GF tickets cost probably about 8 shillings and sixpence !!

Oh?

A seemingly infinite source of images on any topic at your fingertips ...

A seemingly infinite source of images on any topic at your fingertips ...

The Professor has taught me well.

The Professor has taught me well.

As Professors should.


going really well thanks OD - the specialist reckons I've got many bitter years ahead of me

Excellent glad to hear you will be around for the next Dees power era!

going really well thanks OD - the specialist reckons I've got many bitter years ahead of me

That's very optimistic of you. Bitter, but optimistic. Hmm...

going really well thanks OD - the specialist reckons I've got many bitter years ahead of me

the lads will be celebrating bbo

don't expect to find anything left in your bar or stash :o

going really well thanks OD - the specialist reckons I've got many bitter years ahead of me

And twisted, I hope.


Next time you are all thinking of a gift idea for that someone special

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going really well thanks OD - the specialist reckons I've got many bitter years ahead of me

I would not call Biff a specialist so I would seek a second opinion from someone that has actual medical training.

I would not call Biff a specialist so I would seek a second opinion from someone that has actual medical training.

he is getting a second opinion.

as soon as the barman finishes stacking the fridge,he will get to it.

 

Excellent glad to hear you will be around for the next Dees power era!

That might be stretching it OD!!

PS Especially as I'm currently enjoying chocolate pudding with chocolate sauce and have a large shiraz on standby to wash it down.

Edited by Bitter but optimistic


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