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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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That's ridiculous ,there is no way he would have had itchy feet after a short relationship with a woman of her beauty.

Maybe their biggest issue was that he fired off a shot too quickly in the bedroom?

if he was half a man he'd take it on the shin

 

if he was half a man he'd take it on the shin

Comments like that can be 'armful .

You should try walking a mile in his shoes.

Comments like that can be 'armful .

You should try walking a mile in his shoes.

talking about movies...

i hear they are doing a remake of Bladerunner and calling it Bladegunner

they're shooting it in 9mm for smartphones

 

talking about movies...

i hear they are doing a remake of Bladerunner and calling it Bladegunner

they're shooting it in 9mm for smartphones

I'm surprised comments on this subject have not been disabled.

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Team looks a little better this week, though no ruck backup for Spencer.


Team looks a little better this week, though no ruck backup for Spencer.

Agreed! Dawes is a big plus . Just hope he gets thru. Spencer has a fantastic tank and I like Jordy for his desperation

I'm surprised comments on this subject have not been disabled.

what was reeva thinking buying him socks for valentines day

especially when he's so highly strung

News Flash:

Ita expected to cross the coast Friday afternoon.

Suggest we all buy bananas tomorrow morning, price could triple by Monday.

Shouldn't that be a Newth Flath? And that she will croth the coatht then? :blink::blink::blink::blink:

 

what was reeva thinking buying him socks for valentines day

especially when he's so highly strung

He'll bounce back-

when the jury let him go there will be a spring in his step.

He'll bounce back-

when the jury let him go there will be a spring in his step.

as long as he doesn't put his foot in it

maybe reeva pinched his allen key and got him pistorius?


as long as he doesn't put his foot in it

maybe reeva pinched his allen key and got him pistorius?

The court is expected to be standing room only tomorrow.

I wonder if he will use this defence as a crutch.

The court is expected to be standing room only tomorrow.

I wonder if he will use this defence as a crutch.

he's stumped either way i think biffo

Apparently he wanted a new toilet door but of course she was dead against it. Sorry.

Apparently he wanted a new toilet door but of course she was dead against it. Sorry.

Maybe he was looking for a close shave and she had used his blades.

Team looks a little better this week, though no ruck backup for Spencer.

Strange things happening at the selection table with the dumping of top goalkicker Shannon Byrnes. I reckon Mick Malthouse can't contain himself and is giggling about his stroke of good fortune. Can't see us winning now that Player X is out of the team.


hhahahaha don't read this thread much up till now , you blokes got me in a happy mood , bloody hilarious , loved it its comedy week ? cheers and us by 15 points over them , sorry forgot their name starts with a C

lots of stuff bouncing around re Oscar mmm I reckon he will get off , not meaning get a shot off

hhahahaha don't read this thread much up till now , you blokes got me in a happy mood , bloody hilarious , loved it its comedy week ? cheers and us by 15 points over them , sorry forgot their name starts with a C

We need to have at least one safe place to go as a MFC supporters.

Just talk about bananas and alpaca's and you will fit right in.

We need to have at least one safe place to go as a MFC supporters.

Just talk about bananas and alpaca's and you will fit right in.

We are also coming up to 400 pages and 10,000 posts. Bananas all round, Redleg? :blink:

Anyone had a go at these

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We are also coming up to 400 pages and 10,000 posts. Bananas all round, Redleg? :blink:

I think I should shout everyone to some banana souffle.

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Done..........souffle41.jpg

Wow that looks inviting, with some banana sauce on top and washed down with a banana smoothie or banana thick shake.

 

Wow that looks inviting, with some banana sauce on top and washed down with a banana smoothie or banana thick shake.

You are simply going bananas Red

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You are simply going bananas Red

Not future tense, past tense. I have gone bananas.


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