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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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sheesh guys, that's the last time i share an amusing little pic with you neanderthals

go and beat up stuie or moonie

i'm going out to kick an alpaca

The backside in question wasn't all that little ... :lol: At the risk of sounding like BBO, I didn't know there are alpacas in Burwood :)

 

Is that your proposal for new flag for NZ, DF? :blink:

Better then that.

The MFC new Flag.

The backside in question wasn't all that little ... :lol: At the risk of sounding like BBO, I didn't know there are alpacas in Burwood :)

of course there isn't, the foxes wouldn't allow it

that's why i said "i'm going out to kick an alpaca"

 
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At last a cultured soul among the barbarians. Tombay was something of a Tonto though generally useless.

He made Shintaro look good to the ladies.

PS. I have often tried to jump backwards up into a tree, but haven't perfected the art as yet. I am still working on it.

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He made Shintaro look good to the ladies.

PS. I have often tried to jump backwards up into a tree, but haven't perfected the art as yet. I am still working on it.

Well the ninjas could do it, so it must be possible. Keep practising RL.

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Well the ninjas could do it, so it must be possible. Keep practising RL.

Ow! Just missed again.

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I posted this on another thread but thought you might like to read it.

"I don't want to get bogged down with PP talk the same as many others but let me just say this:

It is a rule of the AFL that consistently poorly performing clubs can be given draft assistance. That rule doesn't disqualify a club because of previous drafting failures, obviously.

It was an AFL rule that we would have got a PP due to our results, which the AFL dropped to our detriment.

It was an AFL rule that created 2 new clubs and gave them all of the top end of the draft, at a time when we were crap and were trying to recover.

It was an AFL rule that allowed our number 1 pick to run off to GWS in the first 2 years of his drafting by us and funded by AFL money.

It is an AFL rule that has brought in FA, which is not doing what it was intended to do, but has seen us lose Sylvia, Moloney, Rivers and probably Frawley, more than any other club and at a time when we are on the bottom of the ladder.

It is also an AFL rule that allows the AFL to have a fixture not based on fairness, but revenue, which has compromised our financial position for years.

We follow the bloody rules, let the bloody AFL do the same."

 

I think the smoking gun might be when he testifies that he went in to the bathroom to get his tinea cream.

That could be the Achilles heel for the defence.

the defence have big problems biffo

like how do you de-feet an amputee?

i'm looking forward to the nextv oscar winning movie from frank darabont and stephen king - "The Sawn-Shank Redemption"

I posted this on another thread but thought you might like to read it.

"I don't want to get bogged down with PP talk the same as many others but let me just say this:

It is a rule of the AFL that consistently poorly performing clubs can be given draft assistance. That rule doesn't disqualify a club because of previous drafting failures, obviously.

It was an AFL rule that we would have got a PP due to our results, which the AFL dropped to our detriment.

It was an AFL rule that created 2 new clubs and gave them all of the top end of the draft, at a time when we were crap and were trying to recover.

It was an AFL rule that allowed our number 1 pick to run off to GWS in the first 2 years of his drafting by us and funded by AFL money.

It is an AFL rule that has brought in FA, which is not doing what it was intended to do, but has seen us lose Sylvia, Moloney, Rivers and probably Frawley, more than any other club and at a time when we are on the bottom of the ladder.

It is also an AFL rule that allows the AFL to have a fixture not based on fairness, but revenue, which has compromised our financial position for years.

We follow the bloody rules, let the bloody AFL do the same."

I am with you Conrad.


of course there isn't, the foxes wouldn't allow it

that's why i said "i'm going out to kick an alpaca"

Out to Romsey? Or a nearby alpaca-kicking centre? Or are there foxes in Romsey too? :blink:

He made Shintaro look good to the ladies.

PS. I have often tried to jump backwards up into a tree, but haven't perfected the art as yet. I am still working on it.

first catch a big tiger snake.

then put it at base of tree.

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first catch a big tiger snake.

then put it at base of tree.

Yowsah!

Out to Romsey? Or a nearby alpaca-kicking centre? Or are there foxes in Romsey too? :blink:

nearest alpaca-kicking-centre is wantirna

foxes in romsey? yes, but they have a very low life expectancy

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nearest alpaca-kicking-centre is wantirna

foxes in romsey? yes, but they have a very low life expectancy

Favourite of the locals is Fox Ragu.

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Favourite of the locals is Fox Ragu.

don't think they have any culinary skills redleg. probably just eat it raw

they do like the tails on their 4wd aerials though

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don't think they have any culinary skills redleg. probably just eat it raw

they do like the tails on their 4wd aerials though

Not to mention on the coonskin hats.

first catch a big tiger snake.

then put it at base of tree.

I have a great looking Tiger Snake living somewhere in my back yard if that helps.

Out to Romsey? Or a nearby alpaca-kicking centre? Or are there foxes in Romsey too? :blink:

You know what this type of talk does to the Professor?

But if you must say it just use a few banana related terms to confuse him.

the defence have big problems biffo

like how do you de-feet an amputee?

i'm looking forward to the nextv oscar winning movie from frank darabont and stephen king - "The Sawn-Shank Redemption"

Followed by the sequel,

"I can't Jump puddles"


Followed by the sequel,

"I can't Jump puddles"

and "Silence of the Limbs"

the prosecution is looking a bit weak

they claim oscar shot reema with a 9mm pistol

that's one seriously small pistol :o

and "Silence of the Limbs"

the prosecution is looking a bit weak

they claim oscar shot reema with a 9mm pistol

that's one seriously small pistol :o

Now you're really plumbing the bottom of the Reeva.

It would take an olympic feet for you to wring more laughs out of this one.

Now you're really plumbing the bottom of the Reeva.

It would take an olympic feet for you to wring more laughs out of this one.

oscar may not have worn the pants but he called the shots

you sound a little pistorius biffo

 

News Flash:

Ita expected to cross the coast Friday afternoon.

Suggest we all buy bananas tomorrow morning, price could triple by Monday.

oscar may not have worn the pants but he called the shots

you sound a little pistorius biffo

That's ridiculous ,there is no way he would have had itchy feet after a short relationship with a woman of her beauty.

Maybe their biggest issue was that he fired off a shot too quickly in the bedroom?

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