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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Dates. Now there's a word that has had many connotations over the years.

Been on a few cheap ones myself.

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    Don't like the taste of dates. The non human kind of course.

    how about figs? fruit of the gods

    bbo has a daily dose of prunes for medicinal purposes

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    how about figs? fruit of the gods

    bbo has a daily dose of prunes for medicinal purposes

    Figs are good, too. Should have a few to pick soon too.

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    how about figs? fruit of the gods

    bbo has a daily dose of prunes for medicinal purposes

    I like figs dc.

    Thanks for the thought I will try them out.

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    how about figs? fruit of the gods

    bbo has a daily dose of prunes for medicinal purposes

    Ha ha! When I was a kid the health emphasis was bowel movements - ....... , nulax. Well i had to have a Figsen tablet everynight.

    I had written menthoids but that is wrong - there was another popular one - Ford pills

    Edited by Bitter but optimistic

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    Coffee and a smoke gets my mind moving in the morning.

    Ever tried castor oil?

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    Always happens when you get a bunch of old f@rts in the same (virtual) place. They talk about bowel movements. Appropriate, given the amount of sht that's written on this thread.

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    Always happens when you get a bunch of old f@rts in the same (virtual) place. They talk about bowel movements. Appropriate, given the amount of sht that's written on this thread.

    i don't think stuie is an old fart moon

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    i don't think stuie is an old fart moon

    True. But age brings wisdom. Stuie must be about 11.

    What's the saying...... youth is wasted on the young.

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    i don't think stuie is an old fart moon

    ok...remove old

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    Always happens when you get a bunch of old f@rts in the same (virtual) place. They talk about bowel movements. Appropriate, given the amount of sht that's written on this thread.

    old-fart-sign.jpg

    For you Moonie

    Edited by DemonFrog

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    how about figs? fruit of the gods

    Don't like them either.
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    mangosteens?

    Not here

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    mangosteens?

    They are delicious .

    They could replace the Demon as our emblem -the Melbourne Mangosteens.

    Just running it up the flagpole.

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    They are delicious .

    They could replace the Demon as our emblem -the Melbourne Mangosteens.

    Just running it up the flagpole.

    we ditched the flagpole when we ran out of flags

    its probably rotting somewhere under the junction oval grandstand

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    You know you all want some

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    What we need is a distraction from the actual football game.

    So that the supporters keep their depression down and their spirits up.

    So here is my suggestion

    Red-Rockers-Ashley-Caitlin-Laura.jpg

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    What we need is a distraction from the actual football game.

    So that the supporters keep their depression down and their spirits up.

    So here is my suggestion

    Red-Rockers-Ashley-Caitlin-Laura.jpg

    Now they are demons I could truly support.

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    Now they are demons I could truly support.

    To be fair to Bitty here is a cheer leader for him

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    Edited by DemonFrog

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    I was just thinking, DF, you have turned this thread into an encyclopaedia of magnificent pictures and graphics, that warm the cockles of my heart and I would guess, all the cockles of the hearts of our readers and contributors.

    Apparently those pictures and graphics, are now used as the wallpaper at the Gat and the Romsey Council Chambers.

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    I was just thinking, DF, you have turned this thread into an encyclopaedia of magnificent pictures and graphics, that warm the cockles of my heart and I would guess, all the cockles of the hearts of our readers and contributors.

    Apparently those pictures and graphics, are now used as the wallpaper at the Gat and the Romsey Council Chambers.

    LOL

    Red you would not want me to actually talk football in this thread, I am a MFC member after all and life is depressing enough as it is.

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    LOL

    Red you would not want me to actually talk football in this thread, I am a MFC member after all and life is depressing enough as it is.

    I share your pain.

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    To be fair to Bitty here is a cheer leader for him

    MorganLilyNov2013.jpg

    at least this bloke{i think }still wears flairs when hes out by the looks of it.

    although i dont like the beard without a mustache{too old english looking}

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