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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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I this may cost us over $700k, but lets bring out the big guns in 2014!

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Take no prisoners!

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    Oh great two Captains again.

    OD please wake me when 2013 is over.

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    Oh great two Captains again.

    OD please wake me when 2013 is over.

    WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Oh great two Captains again.

    OD please wake me when 2013 is over.

    Shh don't wake him nothing unusual happened today.

    All expected let the little sand groper get his beauty slee

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    Clearly the Club does not trust anyone to be the Captain on their own.

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    If we don't trust one person to be Captain lets not have one.

    Injuries ? Headless Chooks !

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    BBO is this a relative?

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    BBO is this a relative?

    Speaking of headless chooks

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    Clearly the Club does not trust anyone to be the Captain on their own.

    Would you?

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    Would you?

    Now you mention it OD, No I don't.

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    But what has the Queen have to say on the subject?

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    Now you mention it OD, No I don't.

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    That is a very unflattering picture of Caro. I think she is about 53. In that photo she looks 73.

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    That is a very unflattering picture of Caro. I think she is about 53. In that photo she looks 73.

    Shhhh Red I think OD has a soft spot for her LOL

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    No kidney stones today. No foxtel issues today. No MFC losses today. No MFC bad news today. Fair day all in all.

    Gee, I hope I don't moz the rest of the day.

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    No kidney stones today. No foxtel issues today. No MFC losses today. No MFC bad news today. Fair day all in all.

    Gee, I hope I don't moz the rest of the day.

    But no Bananas?

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    Shhhh Red I think OD has a soft spot for her LOL

    You promised you would not tell DF.

    I feel betrayed in the most serious way

    The tears are welling up

    I cannot go on...........

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    Haven't stopped by the thread since October. In that time I have had a mo' in Movember and then grew a beard over a 5 week holiday over Chrissy - much been going on here? Just asking cos I really couldn't be arsed reading through 4 months of no T$ no B$

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    Oh please guys I am beginning to feel ill!

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    Haven't stopped by the thread since October. In that time I have had a mo' in Movember and then grew a beard over a 5 week holiday over Chrissy - much been going on here? Just asking cos I really couldn't be arsed reading through 4 months of no T$ no B$

    Then why post on here?

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    I'd give her one.

    Very generous of you.

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    You promised you would not tell DF.

    I feel betrayed in the most serious way

    The tears are welling up

    I cannot go on...........

    I understand OD but she Richmond so I am doing you a favour LOL

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    Haven't stopped by the thread since October. In that time I have had a mo' in Movember and then grew a beard over a 5 week holiday over Chrissy - much been going on here? Just asking cos I really couldn't be arsed reading through 4 months of no T$ no B$

    Yes BBO is having Caro's baby!

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    Yes BBO is having Caro's baby!

    Strewth - imagine walking in on those 2 doing the wild monkey dance. Scarred for life at just the thought

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