The No T$ No B$ Thread

[DemonFrog 1,347]

Why our first ranga PM has her head stuck in Gawny's armpit is a mystery to me ... (not to mention Shorten's satanic look )

DF, I think your nickname should be "Google Images", as it seems you can find an image to suit any occasion ...

I think Ms Gillard was a dogs person (She hates us)

Moonie did say I did not do enough footy related pictures and I know BBO will love this one as well.

Romsey people loved the Ex PM.

[Red and Bluebeard 2,075]

I think Ms Gillard was a dogs person (She hates us)

Moonie did say I did not do enough footy related pictures and I know BBO will love this one as well.

Romsey people loved the Ex PM.

Just no pictures of a cage match featuring an aye-aye and an alpaca ...

[DemonFrog 1,347]

Just no pictures of a cage match featuring an aye-aye and an alpaca ...

Your going down Alpaca man (BBO)

[DemonFrog 1,347]

My wife had just found my old mate in the back yard. I not seen him for over three years.

I don't think he eats bananas

Edited January 23, 2014 by DemonFrog

[daisycutter 29,083]

DF, like Kim Wells you must live in a very "optics" world

[DemonFrog 1,347]

DF, like Kim Wells you must live in a very "optics" world

Which may not be for that much longer if i don't put shoes and pants on when I go out side.

My friend was see where I walk with bare feet and short pants.

But they do say a picture is worth 1,000 words.

Oh who is Kim Wells and his he a Dees man?

[Biffen 12,721]

Which may not be for that much longer if i don't put shoes and pants on when I go out side.

My friend was see where I walk with bare feet and short pants.

But they do say a picture is worth 1,000 words.

Oh who is Kim Wells and his he a Dees man?

Has some new type of Meth been released on the West Coast?

You don't sleep much,and you have given me enough insight into pond life to have some concerns for your mental health.

[DemonFrog 1,347]

Has some new type of Meth been released on the West Coast?

You don't sleep much,and you have given me enough insight into pond life to have some concerns for your mental health.

Sorry Biff but Dee Supporters are only high on life. Not sure that Meth Coast or MessyDrug Supporters do these days.

You try and sleep when your Rottweiler and Dalmatian plus three cats want to be feed. Plus the wife ring you at 4.30am to discuss what she saw in the back yard.

But yes I do have mental health issue. After being a Dees supporter for the past 15 years has had a toll. Especially over last seven years. That why I am on this forum, for group therapy.

[daisycutter 29,083]

Oh who is Kim Wells and his he a Dees man?

google is your friend

[jazza 1,323]

Jazza is our resident expert on teats - I will accept his view as definitive. (But I dont think it's a jersey)

thanks for the trust and overall confidence in my opinion

i must remind all that my expertise is somewhat limited with the ugly 2 teated variety of mammal

but here goes ,

firmness=9

shape=7

butterfat content =28% excellent

overall score=9/10

[DemonFrog 1,347]

google is your friend

Really!

What your comment.

Oh well life goes on

[daisycutter 29,083]

Really!

What your comment.

Oh well life goes on

oh well if you can't work it out

Emergency Services Minister Kim Wells has admitted he made an error spending last Friday evening at the Australian Open while dozens of bushfires burnt across the state.

3AW radio this morning revealed that while bushfires, including the large fire in the Grampians spread, the Minister was at the tennis rather than being at the State Control Centre.

Authorities had warned that fire danger would increase when the cool change arrived on Friday night.

"I would need to seriously consider how I do that in the future. I guess the optics of it is that something that I would need to consider," Mr Wells told 3AW.

Read more: http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/kim-wells-admits-to-tennis-error-as-fires-raged-20140123-31aia.html#ixzz2rGkY233i

[dpositive 1,638]

Which may not be for that much longer if i don't put shoes and pants on when I go out side.

My friend was see where I walk with bare feet and short pants.

But they do say a picture is worth 1,000 words.

Make sure your friend doesnt go inside and get into your shoes and shorts first.

A neighbour of mine picked up his overalls that had been lying unused since the last fire and found a similar relative ready to help. Did so by raising his adrenalin to operating level. Another neighbour (we are talking 10K farm property)was bitten by a black at 4.00 in the morning when he went out in thongs to fix a recalcitrant water pump. nearly killed him

He was an experienced farmer and had never seen snakes out at night. We all make sure we tread carefully now.

[jazza 1,323]

been farming all me life

have always seen tigers out at night[warm nights]

what sort of farmer didnt know that,

trying to get my picture of a tiger up for you,real snakes down this way,some of them just look at you and your dead

[dpositive 1,638]

Yeah I don't want to demean him as he is well aware of snakes but hadn't seen them there.

But I guess the point of it is you cant afford to get too blase.

He'd been out at that pump so many times and just didn't think about precautions at that time of night and in the irritation of not having any water.

It's just like the worksafe ads you need to be alert at all times especially in the country.

They say up here its good to have a black as they are generally more timid than Tigers who tend to be a bit aggressive and a black being a bit more territorial will keep the tigers and browns away

Is beginning to sound like footy thread with all this talk of tigers, browns and blacks.

Do we have any snakes in the dees list???

[DemonFrog 1,347]

I was walking up my drive way and early one morning to get the paper and was not wearing my glasses.

I noticed a stick in the middle of the driveway in the corner of my eye and thought how strange that was

Walking back to the house I notice the stick was actually a tiger snake and my dog was coming up the driveway towards me.

Another time I was at home and grabbed a blanket to lay down in the lounge room. I notice as I pulled the blacked to me were was a round coil which I thought was very strange, then it moved. It took me three days to find it in the house due to its small size.

My house is in the country and close to a number of farms and the Murray River.

I come close to stepping on snakes on a number of occasions over the years.

But never seen so many snakes in my life when I was in Madagascar. They are everywhere. Good thing is they are not dangerous.

[jazza 1,323]

jordie mac

shifty as a copper head on steriods

[DemonFrog 1,347]

Yeah I don't want to demean him as he is well aware of snakes but hadn't seen them there.

But I guess the point of it is you cant afford to get too blase.

He'd been out at that pump so many times and just didn't think about precautions at that time of night and in the irritation of not having any water.

It's just like the worksafe ads you need to be alert at all times especially in the country.

They say up here its good to have a black as they are generally more timid than Tigers who tend to be a bit aggressive and a black being a bit more territorial will keep the tigers and browns away

Is beginning to sound like footy thread with all this talk of tigers, browns and blacks.

Do we have any snakes in the dees list???

I not see Tigers be aggressive.

I personally think they are not, but that not to say they will not rear up when threaten.

The one my wife saw today just moved away from here. If it was the same snake I saw five years ago I was within a meter of it when it was getting dark and he moved away from me as well. Beautiful looking snake with black on the top and a bright yellow belly.

There is one guy who has the name snake in DL that I know of.

[DemonFrog 1,347]

lets see how many times this will happen in 2014

[jazza 1,323]

lets see how many times this will happen in 2014

broken noses? 14

celebration after victory=12

we will make the 8=bookmark that

[Sydney Pennski 273]

This thread is named after a snake, isn't it?

And, if so, should there be any discussion allowed on here about slimy reptiles?

[Redleg 39,659]

This thread is named after a snake, isn't it?

And, if so, should there be any discussion allowed on here about slimy reptiles?

Yes to the first and no to the second question.

[Bitter but optimistic 21,956]

I would just like to set the record straight on my lunch with Biffen as mentioned on the training thread.

We did not go to The Gat as Biffen insisted he knew a classy place. It was hidden away in a dark alleyway. The clientele were a combination of ne er- do- wells, streetwalkers taking a break, and meth heads.

Biffen chose the wine which was poured from 2 litre plastic containers. He said the better wines only came in 2 litres while the lesser quality stuff was in drums.

I became suspicious of the food when I noticed strange green spots on the dinner rolls. Biff assured me this was OK. I cannot remember what I ate. I suspect my memory has been suppressed as a sanity defence mechanism.

I paid, and now both my credit card and Biffen are missing.

[Moonshadow 17,371]

Credit card missing? You know Biff and Craig Thompson are mates? Good luck trying to explain the statement expenses to your missus!

[Whispering_Jack 28,669]

I would just like to set the record straight on my lunch with Biffen as mentioned on the training thread.We did not go to The Gat as Biffen insisted he knew a classy place. It was hidden away in a dark alleyway. The clientele were a combination of ne er- do- wells, streetwalkers taking a break, and meth heads.

Biffen chose the wine which was poured from 2 litre plastic containers. He said the better wines only came in 2 litres while the lesser quality stuff was in drums.

I became suspicious of the food when I noticed strange green spots on the dinner rolls. Biff assured me this was OK. I cannot remember what I ate. I suspect my memory has been suppressed as a sanity defence mechanism.

I paid, and now both my credit card and Biffen are missing.

This should have been posted alongside your post in the training thread so as to inform your readers of how much credibility they should have given to its content.

For god's sake man.

Some people over there think you were actually seriously dissecting the training session when it's obvious that you wrote about it in the middle of a drunken stupor!

Actually, no ... it's better placed right here.