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Seems it’s gone the way of the Joel Smith tests positive thread aka the Demonland Bermuda Triangle. 

DemonFrog
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It was not that long ago people were saying the Dees would fall apart without Hogan. Glad to see they were wrong. I tend not to follow ex players as I lose interest once they leave the club. I mu

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indeed. an off season of disappearing threads

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I like Apricots :)

Shhhh they are Banana people here who know people who know people to call if anyone does not show loyalty to Bananas.

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Variety is the spice of life DF

or in this case get you killed OD

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The Banana Assassin!

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Jeezus Toady you are fixated with bananas and constantly posting pictures. Have you no life?

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Need to add some Apricots DF

My tree is just starting to give ripe fruit.

If you have not eaten them straight from the tree you have not lived

Beautiful!

Amen to that, OD. For mine, a fresh white peach just shades it, but the tang of a fresh apricot is one of life's delights.

Do you make jam from yours?

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Amen to that, OD. For mine, a fresh white peach just shades it, but the tang of a fresh apricot is one of life's delights.

Do you make jam from yours?

Yes there is usually more than you can eat fresh.

Also stew them and freeze for winter.

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Just playing on my new ChromeBook Laptop. Its working well.

Another reason not to use Windows LOL

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Just playing on my new ChromeBook Laptop. Its working well.

Another reason not to use Windows LOL

That is not much of a commendation DF

Everything is better than windows 8.

Read last week Microsoft are working on 9 to get the problems and hatred of 8 out of the way ASAP

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That is not much of a commendation DF

Everything is better than windows 8.

Read last week Microsoft are working on 9 to get the problems and hatred of 8 out of the way ASAP

Agree but I was including all versions of Windows.

http://www.google.com.au/intl/en_au/chrome/devices/chromebooks.html

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Yes there is usually more than you can eat fresh.

Also stew them and freeze for winter.

Sounds good. I think the birds got a lot of ours this year ---- must get a fake owl or put up some old CDs or something. The dog tries to chase them. but I think they have him sussed out ...

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Sounds good. I think the birds got a lot of ours this year ---- must get a fake owl or put up some old CDs or something. The dog tries to chase them. but I think they have him sussed out ...

The only thing that works R and B is a net tried all the ways and the birds laugh at them.

Add a net and you get 99% of the crop.

A bit of messing around putting it on but worth every minute.

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The only thing that works R and B is a net tried all the ways and the birds laugh at them.

Add a net and you get 99% of the crop.

A bit of messing around putting it on but worth every minute.

Thanks for the tip. Any particular time when you put it on? Or just leave it on all the time?

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Thanks for the tip. Any particular time when you put it on? Or just leave it on all the time?

I wait until they get light green towards yellow.

Put ours on 4 weeks ago. If you leave the net on you cannot prune the tree and it grows through the net and becomes a disaster.

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Never used a chrome book DF so I will take your word for it.

Can you do everything a lap top does? I know it works differently .

Chrome OS was design for large displays, while Android OS was always intended for small screens.

So you can web search, play music and run apps including Google Apps. The Chrome Books are cheap to buy as the OS is free and does not need a high spec hardware.

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Yeah he should follow Biffen's example and post smut. A much better use of technology.

The toad has three toilets to choose from.

Sadly,the Gat has influenced my internet contibutions.

Perth silvertails like him need not sink to such depravity.

He probably makes money angels at home when he is not admiring bananas.

The only time we see a money angel here is when a dealer croaks in the shared dunny with a pocketful of cash.

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The toad has three toilets to choose from.

Sadly,the Gat has influenced my internet contibutions.

Perth silvertails like him need not sink to such depravity.

He probably makes money angels at home when he is not admiring bananas.

The only time we see a money angel here is when a dealer croaks in the shared dunny with a pocketful of cash.

I have 5 toilets Biff, 3 here and 2 at the other house.

A man needs space to think LOL

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