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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Wearing too much gold for Biff.

Its my understanding that Gat people are poor and likely to be the criminal type or is that Romsey people?

i thought the one on the far right of picture was holding the flute

romsey people are to rich to be criminals

 

Wearing too much gold for Biff.

Its my understanding that Gat people are poor and likely to be the criminal type or is that Romsey people?

romsey people don't have any gold or good taste

hard to know about criminal types as romsey is lawless

but, given there are no alpacas in the pic, probably no romsey aristocracy there

romsey people don't have any gold or good taste

hard to know about criminal types as romsey is lawless

but, given there are no alpacas in the pic, probably no romsey aristocracy there

Unlike our social inferiors, we of polite society in Romsey do not boast about our wealth. "The lads" would consider it quite vulgar. However, suffice to say that we are not in such a parlous state that we need share our bathwater. I am certain such behaviours occur at the Gat but then again, you expect that from street people? As "the lads" and I don't frequent places like Borewood and the Peoples Republic of Frankston I am unable to comment on the behaviour of those particular commoners .

 

Unlike our social inferiors, we of polite society in Romsey do not boast about our wealth. "The lads" would consider it quite vulgar. However, suffice to say that we are not in such a parlous state that we need share our bathwater. I am certain such behaviours occur at the Gat but then again, you expect that from street people? As "the lads" and I don't frequent places like Borewood and the Peoples Republic of Frankston I am unable to comment on the behaviour of those particular commoners .

little correction bbo, its "The Peoples Republic of Mornington Peninsula and Boganville"

you know how i like to pay attention to detail

little correction bbo, its "The Peoples Republic of Mornington Peninsula and Boganville"

you know how i like to pay attention to detail

I stand corrected DC but, as you can see, I pay little attention to the chattering masses.


romsey people don't have any gold or good taste

hard to know about criminal types as romsey is lawless

but, given there are no alpacas in the pic, probably no romsey aristocracy there

Its my understanding that Biff and his Ladies culled the Alpacas so that the Aye Ayes can take their place.

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Edited by DemonFrog

After a long day at the salt mines an ice cold Heineken is hitting the mark.

Half way there, two to go and then some sane weather.

Unlike our social inferiors, we of polite society in Romsey do not boast about our wealth. "The lads" would consider it quite vulgar. However, suffice to say that we are not in such a parlous state that we need share our bathwater. I am certain such behaviours occur at the Gat but then again, you expect that from street people? As "the lads" and I don't frequent places like Borewood and the Peoples Republic of Frankston I am unable to comment on the behaviour of those particular commoners .

So where do you think they'll be turning off the power tomorrow to save the grid for the rest of us????

 

So where do you think they'll be turning off the power tomorrow to save the grid for the rest of us????

The Latrobe Valley would be a good place to start, albeit a little unfair to Moe.

The Latrobe Valley would be a good place to start, albeit a little unfair to Moe.

Well the Latrobe Valley's probably never voted Libs, so that ticks the first box.

Very nervous here in the western suburbs.


Well the Latrobe Valley's probably never voted Libs, so that ticks the first box.

Very nervous here in the western suburbs.

and northern

Well the Latrobe Valley's probably never voted Libs, so that ticks the first box.

Very nervous here in the western suburbs.

The federal seat of Melbourne very nervous. If it wasn't for the high concentration of hospitals and Uni's in the area, the Libs would happily nuke 'em.

The federal seat of Melbourne very nervous. If it wasn't for the high concentration of hospitals and Uni's in the area, the Libs would happily nuke 'em.

Your safe MS too much business to be cutting them off.

The North and West are expendable

You guys having power issues?

didn't we pay heaps and heaps more for our electricity so the network could be upgraded to avoid such shortfalls?


I'll just turn on the generator. It blows out dreadful diesal fumes and creates a terrible racket but it doesn't impact on me as I have it near the neighbours place.

Edited by Bitter but optimistic

BTW all you banana freaks should check out the "odd spot" in today's Age.

hope you are not being racist and calling demonlanders monkeys?

surely racists don't read the age?

hope you are not being racist and calling demonlanders monkeys?

surely racists don't read the age?

If I called dlanders "monkeys", I'd have the Society for the Protection of Monkeys chasing me down for slander.


didn't we pay heaps and heaps more for our electricity so the network could be upgraded to avoid such shortfalls?

That is my understanding as well dc.

Bring back the SEC I say.

We have been on the downhill slide ever since Jeff sold it.

Public transport and utilities...

we got it all slightly wrong :mellow:

of course i wouldn't just assume that the public service and their political masters would necessarily do any better

 

of course i wouldn't just assume that the public service and their political masters would necessarily do any better

tell ya one thing...they never would have ordered trains that didnt work all over the whole system and thus requirer 100's of millions spent on resignalling and associated

things. !! requires extra driver training and accreditations etc.

be funny...if it wasnt

tell ya one thing...they never would have ordered trains that didnt work all over the whole system and thus requirer 100's of millions spent on resignalling and associated

things. !! requires extra driver training and accreditations etc.

be funny...if it wasnt

are you sure they wouldn't make similar bungles? history would indicate it just as likely

but hey, i'm not on either side of the argument, just pointing out that making something part of the public service is not necessarily a panacea. it's not black and white

i am swayed though to think something like public transport necessarily being run at a loss is not a good match for quasi-privatisation where the govt own the infrastructure and rolling stock

i'm not convinced though that they would be any cheaper or $efficient


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