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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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I think I have only peeked at this thread a couple of times before. Is it for lonely old guys?

Whats you definition of old?

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    I think I have only peeked at this thread a couple of times before. Is it for lonely old guys?

    im not lonely .

    Am I, no im not :wacko:

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    Shhhh its Banana, Carrot or Banana/Carrot here.

    The talk of dates will upset the masses

    LOL

    Bah! If the masses don't like date scones, let 'em eat cake ...
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    I have no problem with Fruitcake...... hell its my alter ego lol

    Dates ? I cant see why not;

    but Bananas rule, such is life's bent :rolleyes:

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    im not lonely .

    Am I, no im not :wacko:

    Don't think she (assume Courtney is a lady) understands the purpose of this thread.

    Oh well thats her issue to deal with.

    No Banana or Carrot Cake for her then!

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    No Cake for you !!! lol

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    No Cake for you !!! lol

    Is that Robbo's new band?

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    I'm also a dates and figs man, but bananas are still tops

    Don't mind a carrot cake either and the thought of a combined banana/carrot cake is appealing

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    I'm also a dates and figs man, but bananas are still tops

    Don't mind a carrot cake either and the thought of a combined banana/carrot cake is appealing

    I have heard that Collingwood is in love with FIG JAM.

    Is it just me but Banana/Carrot Cake just sounds so wrong, but I am awaiting on a report on the subject.

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    How can a pointless, trivial thread rambling on incessantly about nothing in particular 'deteriorate'? :huh:

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    funny how some just dont get it; probably never will. :rolleyes:

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    This thread is really deteriorating. Shouldn't it be placed in the general board?

    This is not a thread, it is a pressure valve.

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    And if you ever post off-topic*, it will roar to life like a hotted up Lamborghini.

    * There's only one subject that's off-topic.

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    Ok then lets ramp it up.

    I want Byrnes out of the side forever. This might be his farewell game back at the cattery.

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    Hes only on a 12 month holiday with us isnt he ?

    If only Pedersen could go with him. I still cant for my life understand that one, not only dumb, its plain bizarre.

    Cam must be laughing his face off

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    you mean you didn't take the alpacas with you? How mean is that

    been on any decent fox hunts bbo?

    I do miss "the lads" but they have many cousins in Bangkok - the camel toe family.

    Fox hunts are passe here - there are many endangered species to blast away at.

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    Don't think she (assume Courtney is a lady) understands the purpose of this thread.

    Oh well thats her issue to deal with.

    No Banana or Carrot Cake for her then!

    I'm female but I'm not often called a lady.

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    I'm female but I'm not often called a lady.

    LOL - I doubt froggie is often called a gentleman either

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    funny how some just dont get it; probably never will. :rolleyes:

    That's okay - they won't get any banana cake, either! :-)
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    I think I have only peeked at this thread a couple of times before. Is it for lonely old guys?

    No All People with a little taste and consideration for others

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    Ok then lets ramp it up.

    I want Byrnes out of the side forever. This might be his farewell game back at the cattery.

    Agreed. If he was going to show something, it would have been by now, especially in a season when our biggest weaknesses are in the midfield and small forwards. Flash or Tynan or Tapscott or Barry or just about anyone else would be a better use of the place.
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    Ok then lets ramp it up.

    I want Byrnes out of the side forever. This might be his farewell game back at the cattery.

    God I hope not Redleg

    I was hoping he had played his last game.

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    Agreed. If he was going to show something, it would have been by now, especially in a season when our biggest weaknesses are in the midfield and small forwards. Flash or Tynan or Tapscott or Barry or just about anyone else would be a better use of the place.

    I agree R&B

    At least there may be some future in these guys

    Lets find out, we know there is no future in Byrnes.

    I have a horrible feeling he is contracted for 2014.

    Please someone tell me I am wrong?

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    I agree R&B

    At least there may be some future in these guys

    Lets find out, we know there is no future in Byrnes.

    I have a horrible feeling he is contracted for 2014.

    Please someone tell me I am wrong?

    Unfortunately you are not.

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