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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Doubt it, it would make you believe you can do things, rather than destroy your belief, as seems to have happened.

Maybe it makes you think you are playing tag or hide and seek rather than footy ...

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    Have a great trip, OD. Just don't have a slide night when you get back (unless it is pictures of the bananas, and not the dentist chair).

    A slide night R&B now that is dating you mate!

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    Well after the day that nothing much happened i am gladly leaving you all suffer without me Tomorrow.

    Sitting in a dentist chair for the next week is looking like heaven compared to this load of tripe.

    Arh the joy of leaving this lot behind for ten days.

    Now all I have to do is stay off any thoughts of sport in Australia and I am home.

    Probably won,t but I will try the bananas in Thailamd and file a report next week.

    Stay tuned for the next exciting episode. Bananas that is not the MFc!

    Dr Fang says he awaits your arrival. You will be able to exchange notes on sadomasochism

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    Never heard of anyone taking their wife to Thailand Old Dee but I'm all for new experiences.

    I wish her good luck with the "Dentistry".

    PS. Dont eat the peeled bananas from Pat Pong Rd.

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    A slide night R&B now that is dating you mate!

    Dated as charged, mate. The teeth are growing longer by the day ....

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    I think soon we might have to add No MN$ to the thread title.

    Always open to suggestions.

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    I think soon we might have to add No MN$ to the thread title.

    No B$ covers it for me ... :)

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    No B$ covers it for me ... :)

    That would rule out all banana conversations. Not sure that would be acceptable to the readership.

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    That would rule out all banana conversations. Not sure that would be acceptable to the readership.

    Your word is law, Redleg ...

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    What happened to AFL360's Robbos expectant MFC press conference on the Tuesday after the Fremantle game?

    So we've had an expected something after the GC game, the Freo game and now the Hawthorn game....they will get it right eventually one would think.

    And what about the ABC jumping the gun claiming "Mark Neeld is sacked" ?

    They're certainly earning their money, aren't they? Perhaps they could do well to consume more phosphate by peeling back a banana.

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    What happened to AFL360's Robbos expectant MFC press conference on the Tuesday after the Fremantle game?

    So we've had an expected something after the GC game, the Freo game and now the Hawthorn game....they will get it right eventually one would think.

    And what about the ABC jumping the gun claiming "Mark Neeld is sacked" ?

    They're certainly earning their money, aren't they? Perhaps they could do well to consume more phosphate by peeling back a banana.

    I think the media need to learn to report accurately what is happening, which they often fail at, rather than creating the news.

    Also how many votes did Robbo get from the MFC members in the last MFC Board election?

    I think these media/journo types should try and do their own job properly, before they try to do everyone else's.

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    Let's face it, many in the media are inflicted with the same negative tunnel vision mindset that a lot of Demonland posters seem to have adopted in recent times.

    When it comes to anything to do with the club at the moment, they're reminiscent of the great Groucho Marx playing Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff in the classic movie Horse Feathers:-

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    Let's face it, many in the media are inflicted with the same negative tunnel vision mindset that a lot of Demonland posters seem to have adopted in recent times.

    When it comes to anything to do with the club at the moment, they're reminiscent of the great Groucho Marx playing Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff in the classic movie Horse Feathers:-

    Would have made a good MFC Board member.

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    Report no.1 from the sweaty north.

    First visit to the dentist says there is no good news on that front a bit like the MFC .

    It is going to be many hours in the chair, starts tomorrow.

    On the main front I can report that I had a banana for breakfast.

    Variety unknown it did not look like a cavendish but was quite tasty.

    None of the street vendors in the Asoki area are selling bananas,

    Seems like a big opertunity going begging to me.

    I am sure there will be more news on that front tomorrow.

    dc iPad going strong

    Biff what is wrong with bananas at pat pong?

    Now how do I stay away from the other threads?

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    Report no.1 from the sweaty north.

    First visit to the dentist says there is no good news on that front a bit like the MFC .

    It is going to be many hours in the chair, starts tomorrow.

    On the main front I can report that I had a banana for breakfast.

    Variety unknown it did not look like a cavendish but was quite tasty.

    None of the street vendors in the Asoki area are selling bananas,

    Seems like a big opertunity going begging to me.

    I am sure there will be more news on that front tomorrow.

    dc iPad going strong

    Biff what is wrong with bananas at pat pong?

    Now how do I stay away from the other threads?

    I think Biff was specific only about peeled bananas OD. Just keep that thought in mind and avoid them. I'll leave it to Biff or perhaps the Burwood boy to expand on this matter.

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    I think Biff was specific only about peeled bananas OD. Just keep that thought in mind and avoid them. I'll leave it to Biff or perhaps the Burwood boy to expand on this matter.

    I am we'll aware of what he meant Bbo

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    Yes Yes I know OD but I think we would both be enlightened by Biff's explanation of " sensitive " matters. BTW I'm betting it's warmer in Bangkok than Romsey. And I'll be there at the end of the month. Another BTW, if you discover a good tailor let me know.

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    Report no.1 from the sweaty north.

    First visit to the dentist says there is no good news on that front a bit like the MFC .

    It is going to be many hours in the chair, starts tomorrow.

    On the main front I can report that I had a banana for breakfast.

    Variety unknown it did not look like a cavendish but was quite tasty.

    None of the street vendors in the Asoki area are selling bananas,

    Seems like a big opertunity going begging to me.

    I am sure there will be more news on that front tomorrow.

    dc iPad going strong

    Biff what is wrong with bananas at pat pong?

    Now how do I stay away from the other threads?

    OD why would they sell bananas in the street when everyone has a banana tree in their backyard

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    Now how do I stay away from the other threads?

    It's easy, they are full of crap.

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    It is with a heavy heart that i pass on the sad news that Bananas in Pyjamas has got the axe

    RIP

    What is the world coming to? This has got Scwabbies fingerprints all over it.

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    It is with a heavy heart that i pass on the sad news that Bananas in Pyjamas has got the axe

    RIP

    What is the world coming to? This has got Scwabbies fingerprints all over it.

    I think it is MN's fault.

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