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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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    Really need to mow my back lawn, it really is looking untidy.

    How's the lawn looking Dandeeman?

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    now we have duelling banjos we need some clarification otherwise it just reads like an afl rule of conduct

    how about <6> and {8} for differentiation? - should then be as clear as a banana smoothie

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    now we have duelling banjos we need some clarification otherwise it just reads like an afl rule of conduct

    how about <6> and {8} for differentiation? - should then be as clear as a banana smoothie

    WJ number is till HE has to answer OD's charges

    My number represents the club.

    Happy to adopt your idea :)

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    May we remind some this is a NO T$ thread !!!!!!!

    It is.

    Although it is also the noB$ thread

    and I would be devasted if that was enforced

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    I've just pressed on the little star by the topic title which takes you to the last post you read.

    It took me to P47.

    Could someone quickly summarize what's been said?

    bananas, cruise, a bit of tanking experimenting, new recipes, and some jovial light hearted conversations with input from many. A thread that is heaven for a mod. It's akin to reaching the mirage in the middle of an arabian desert and taking a thirst quenching drink before diving (or falling in) from exhaustion.

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    It is.

    Although it is also the noB$ thread

    and I would be devasted if that was enforced

    was that deliberate or freudian?

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    I'll take it to the Southport Magistrates Court if they even think of trying.

    Plus the Wrath of Khan shall decend on you

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    bananas, cruise, a bit of tanking experimenting, new recipes, and some jovial light hearted conversations with input from many. A thread that is heaven for a mod. It's akin to reaching the mirage in the middle of an arabian desert and taking a thirst quenching drink before diving (or falling in) from exhaustion.

    Spot on H-T

    A refuge from the crap of the every day dees world

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    And now for some really good news, I return on Monday. Hope to get down to my first training run for this season and give a report. Looking forward to seeing the new boys and also the physical development in some of the younger members like Taggert and Tynan etc.

    Last night out for dinner with WJ and the wives and ran into Guy McKenna and about 10 of the Suns. Must say I didn't recognise any of them. Think they were some of the newer ones. When we finished I noticed Guy in a corner with the boys having a meeting.

    Guy is a lot smaller than I imagined, he seems about my height 175 cms and that seems wrong, anyway when I stood next to him we seemed the same height. He was a great player for the Eagles and he probably needs some success this year to continue as Coach, one would think.

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    was that deliberate or freudian?

    Almost too cryptic for me Dc/

    err on the deliberatly unthinking side. I do have a reputation for BS although I think it is undeserved.

    Am working on my deliberation being too slow and my thinking too irrational so may have to consider freudian reference to add a degree of pseudo legitimacy

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    And now for some really good news, I return on Monday. Hope to get down to my first training run for this season and give a report. Looking forward to seeing the new boys and also the physical development in some of the younger members like Taggert and Tynan etc.

    Last night out for dinner with WJ and the wives and ran into Guy McKenna and about 10 of the Suns. Must say I didn't recognise any of them. Think they were some of the newer ones. When we finished I noticed Guy in a corner with the boys having a meeting.

    Guy is a lot smaller than I imagined, he seems about my height 175 cms and that seems wrong, anyway when I stood next to him we seemed the same height. He was a great player for the Eagles and he probably needs some success this year to continue as Coach, one would think.

    I told RL it was the perfect opportunity for us to start a fight which would help get the Dees out of the headlines for a couple of days but he chickened out because off the odds. I was ready to take them on.

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    Almost too cryptic for me Dc/

    err on the deliberatly unthinking side. I do have a reputation for BS although I think it is undeserved.

    Am working on my deliberation being too slow and my thinking too irrational so may have to consider freudian reference to add a degree of pseudo legitimacy

    noB$ = nobs

    reread

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    noB$ = nobs

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    Brilliant. Confirms my self diagnosis of others far more able than myself. And no one likes a tla or fla more than me

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    I can't hear you over the noise of me chowing down on this massive banana daisy.

    It's girthy.

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    I told RL it was the perfect opportunity for us to start a fight which would help get the Dees out of the headlines for a couple of days but he chickened out because off the odds. I was ready to take them on.

    WJ, bananas have gone to your head.

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    Have just dribbled all over my IPad.

    A handkerchief usually fixes the problem Redleg.

    Never leave home without one!

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    A handkerchief usually fixes the problem Redleg.

    Never leave home without one!

    I have become a tissue man, ever since I realised that with hankies you carry all your germs and nasal discharge around with you in your pocket. Yuk!

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