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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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not at all, the potassium content of bananas is a great anti-blushing agent. you should try it.

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    I have been here since day 1 macca and you are welcome anytime mate just don't talk about Ts or the recent on going BS with the AFL

    Well I do like a banana daiquiri and must try the 'Hummingbird' at some stage .

    The 'fritter' can't be good for the ticker so a big no on that one ^_^

    Here's a few more deeelectible beverage's .... just right for the summer .... or a cruise .... Banana drinks

    Edited by Macca

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    What can I say but.... Yumm !!

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    Well I do like a banana daiquiri and must try the 'Hummingbird' at some stage .

    The 'fritter' can't be good for the ticker so a big no on that one ^_^

    Here's a few more deeelectible beverage's .... just right for the summer .... or a cruise .... Banana drinks

    BANANA & RUM SMOOTHIE......i must sit down....i've got one...

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    BANANA & RUM SMOOTHIE......i must sit down....i've got one...

    Actually Wyl, I've got bananas, rum, milk, ice cream and various liqueur's in the house - and it's a Tuesday night?

    What to do? :ph34r:

    I could be 'slurring' my posts by 11pm

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    I wouldn't mind a licker or two.

    Dont get Stu started.

    he's obsessed.

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    Actually Wyl, I've got bananas, rum, milk, ice cream and various liqueur's in the house - and it's a Tuesday night?

    What to do? :ph34r:

    I could be 'slurring' my posts by 11pm

    Just finished a nice little red Macca and I am considering finishing the evening with a wee dram of single malt.

    Latest bunch of bananas are a bit green No.1 wife dropped the ball yesterday, I like mine well ripened.

    So it looks like strawberries on the Steel cut Oats tomorrow morning.

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    2006 Brocks Reef Cab Sav.

    Kangaroo ,seed mustard ,shallot gravy .

    Butter leaf Haddad and rice.

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    some deal site dozen shiraz

    Stir fry beef with chilli and ginger

    Salad with mini potatoes

    altogether far more substantial than some others are serving up :unsure:

    Edited by belzebub59

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    Just finished a nice little red Macca and I am considering finishing the evening with a wee dram of single malt.

    Latest bunch of bananas are a bit green No.1 wife dropped the ball yesterday, I like mine well ripened.

    So it looks like strawberries on the Steel cut Oats tomorrow morning.

    Bananas are now done with (hic)

    Strawbs are at the ready - thanks for reminding me - the crisper reveals all !

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    Actually Wyl, I've got bananas, rum, milk, ice cream and various liqueur's in the house - and it's a Tuesday night?

    What to do? :ph34r:

    I could be 'slurring' my posts by 11pm

    it would be hard to stop at one.

    They are so healthy!

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    some deal site dozen shiraz

    Stir fry beef with chilli and ginger

    Salad with mini potatoes

    Maybe. I'll have to take advice from Biffen on these dietary/health/clean living matters.

    In Vino Veritas.

    You'll notice us demons put the sanguine drop ahead of the fodder.

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    Sorry to upset you bb but they are talking about the Dakar rally which is now run in South America.

    They shifted it a couple of years back due to political problems in Africa.

    It is still called the "Dakar Rally" but run throught desert parts of South America.

    I see the rally is on 'Eurosports' (for those with cable) . 9.00am(ish) and 6.00pm every day . Haven't caught up with it as yet this year but it has a strange appeal !

    While I've got ya - we could with some more posters on the NFL thread next year (or this year) Now that you've revealed your team to all, there is no escape . Get on board old dee !

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    I see the rally is on 'Eurosports' (for those with cable) . 9.00am(ish) and 6.00pm every day . Haven't caught up with it as yet this year but it has a strange appeal !

    While I've got ya - we could with some more posters on the NFL thread next year (or this year) Now that you've revealed your team to all, there is no escape . Get on board !

    Shall do Macca now that the Bears are watching again the 49's have my support

    Oh for the great Joe Montana

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    Shall do Macca now that the Bears are watching again the 49's have my support

    Oh for the great Joe Montana

    and don't forget 49er's OJ. still holds the the avg yds rushed per game. 2,000 yds + when a season was 14 games

    oh that's right, yeah forget him

    carry on

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    Shall do Macca now that the Bears are watching again the 49's have my support

    Oh for the great Joe Montana

    Montana is one of my all time favourite sportsmen .

    When I was just a casual observer of the sport I used to barrack for him alone !

    Now the team he represented is an enemy :ph34r: Your Bears were a bit unlucky . 10 - 6 is a good season - just couldn't beat my Packers hey ...

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    2006 Brocks Reef Cab Sav.

    Kangaroo ,seed mustard ,shallot gravy .

    Butter leaf Haddad and rice.

    Warning Biff. There's to be nothing said here in relation to the inquisition. Including the commando's running the show. Otherwise Redleg would have you strung up whilst sitting on a banana lounge with his favourite smoothie and a lei around his neck..it's a good thing he is currently out of range on the love boat.

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