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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Just back from a Chinese meal with WJ and 14 of my friends. Not a banana fritter in sight.

Has anyone heard of banana tea? There is just about every other flavour.

Wong's?

Are you sure about all 14 being friends? :wub:

"Rent A crowd" WJ?

 
were they wearing orange robes?

More likely yellow


I am being maligned.

I'd recommend the Fink, redleg, but i think he's busy swatting flies

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I'd recommend the Fink, redleg, but i think he's busy swatting flies

Another malignment, casting aspersions on my own legal skills.

I need a realignment.

 
Another malignment, casting aspersions on my own legal skills.

I need a realignment.

but i thought only a fool represents himself

i'll swear i heard that on a tv show

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but i thought only a fool represents himself

i'll swear i heard that on a tv show

That has been said.


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and it didn't work to well for Goerring

If his crimes weren't so serious I would have said, "Was he accused of tanking?"

If his crimes weren't so serious I would have said, "Was he accused of tanking?"

nah, you're thinking of Guderian and after a protracted 3 year inquisition he was not charged (no case to answer)

of course we all knew he tanked his arz off all over europe

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nah, you're thinking of Guderian and after a protracted 3 year inquisition he was not charged (no case to answer)

of course we all knew he tanked his arz off all over europe

He actually had others do the tanking.


I still remember Sunbury and the good old days of the Aztecs and find it so ironical that last time I saw Billy, he was singing his favourite song, "I told the Brock".

Someone will need to pay for dropping us in the Ooh-poo-pa-do.

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Someone will need to pay for dropping us in the Ooh-poo-pa-do.

Funny.


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This thread should be merged with the indulgent, post-grinding thread.

This is a stand alone thread and will not be merged with any other as its topics are wide and varied. If unhappy go back to the bush demon.

This thread should be merged with the indulgent, post-grinding thread.

Take a deep breath BD

2012 is almost finished

next year must be better, I am confident that by the 28th December 2013 we will all be in a better mood.

 

When the knee goes-so does the thread.

And $5mill.

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When the knee goes-so does the thread.

And $5mill.

Heaven forbid.


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