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About a bottle a day for a month.

I'll roll the joints.

You pour the Scotch and wrangle the ice .

I'll get some Ginger ,Coke ,Soda ,Lime , etc for the non-purists .

Now all we need is a flag .

i will pay up before 2015 IF we can pull off the if!

DONE.
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    Aren't we all at times .

    It helps develop the imagination .

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    Obviously. What else could be expected from a bloke who wears two sets of underpants.

    Ummm, technically one pair are called over-pants

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    Not to mention the wrists.

    Actually Rofl.

    Can't quite fully roll over .

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    hahaha this is just mad ! like a MAD comic book , i try not to larf but i do , what ever

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    Knew it wouldn't take long until we saw Rodan dancing in a Dees jumper. He is featured in the Dees xmas video.

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    Hey redleg do you reckon well take Dale Roberts as a Category-B Rookie or is it too late?

    Apparently Dale had a few family issues and has been told to lie low next year and he will be a certainty for us.

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    The latest word on young Dale is that he commences his 9 month stint at the maximum security Port Phillip Prison on Tuesday. Despite the unlikelihood of him getting time off for good behaviour, this means he should still be able to participate in next year's draft combine but he has promised to fudge the results so that other clubs don't get wind of his natural athletic ability.

    Source: his sister's blog on the Prostitute Collective website.

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    The latest word on young Dale is that he commences his 9 month stint at the maximum security Port Phillip Prison on Tuesday. Despite the unlikelihood of him getting time off for good behaviour, this means he should still be able to participate in next year's draft combine but he has promised to fudge the results so that other clubs don't get wind of his natural athletic ability.

    Source: his sister's blog on the Prostitute Collective website.

    interesting sites you surf wj.

    as hugh grant said "some of my best friends are hookers" :)

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    Just checking out on what other Demonlanders are reading.

    I am reading the club magazine and aushorse magazine.

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    I'm reading two books

    Immanuel Kant's Critique of Pure Reason by Norman Kemp Smith

    and

    Sexual Life in Ancient Rome by Otto Kiefer

    there's a lot of wanking in both

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    Where am I?

    Oh this thread

    Carry on..

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    Did the world end?

    AmI still alive or am I in some parallel dimension where the opposite of reality exists??

    And if so why didnt Melbourne win the flag and sydney tank??

    Its all too much!!!

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    Did the world end?

    AmI still alive or am I in some parallel dimension where the opposite of reality exists??

    And if so why didnt Melbourne win the flag and sydney tank??

    Its all too much!!!

    Go get yourself an eggnog and warm yourself by the fire .

    Everything is "normal"

    Amazingly-the dudes in the Crystal shop got it wrong .

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    After relentless banging on my 6inch thick bunker door. I thought its either rumble from the fallout or someone wanting something. I peaked out through the pothole. The sun is out,the birds are chirping. The dvd player got stuck while playing the '87 prem final. I thought it cant get any worse now.

    I was given an ultimatum, stay in there, and miss out on my chrissy presents,that happen to be new MFC footy goodies Do I choose the risk of death?, you betcha, settled on the footy goodies.

    2 pallets of popcorn ,one opened, to go on ebay shortly.

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    After relentless banging on my 6inch thick bunker door. I thought its either rumble from the fallout or someone wanting something. I peaked out through the pothole. The sun is out,the birds are chirping. The dvd player got stuck while playing the '87 prem final. I thought it cant get any worse now.

    I was given an ultimatum, stay in there, and miss out on my chrissy presents,that happen to be new MFC footy goodies Do I choose the risk of death?, you betcha, settled on the footy goodies.

    2 pallets of popcorn ,one opened, to go on ebay shortly.

    hang onto them a bit longer devoted

    some recalculation of mayan calendar going on. seems a few days were mishandled.miscalculated in translation and the apocalypse was a little premature

    being rescheduled sometime late Jan...............stay tuned

    in the mean time get that dvd player fixed and a decent backup

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    hang onto them a bit longer devoted

    some recalculation of mayan calendar going on. seems a few days were mishandled.miscalculated in translation and the apocalypse was a little premature

    being rescheduled sometime late Jan...............stay tuned

    in the mean time get that dvd player fixed and a decent backup

    Hope you're right-I've got a grand on it at a million to one.Bookmakers, what idiots.
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    Go get yourself an eggnog and warm yourself by the fire .

    Everything is "normal"

    Amazingly-the dudes in the Crystal shop got it wrong .

    haha! Crystal shops.

    Some very rich families with huge mansions in Byron Bay...

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