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"we've done bananas sir"

Better than fighting over politics.

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    Better than fighting over politics.

    It was a Monty Python reference! Thought i would keep the humor rolling.
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    It was a Monty Python reference! Thought i would keep the humor rolling.

    Ah. Would you like some cheese, any type at all we have them all.

    After a million excuses on various types of cheese all that is in the shop is some mouldy old cheddar.

    The cheese shop skit , one of the funniest I have ever seen.

    Maybe someone can youtube it up.

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    Ah. Would you like some cheese, any type at all we have them all.

    After a million excuses on various types of cheese all that is in the shop is some mouldy old cheddar.

    The cheese shop skit , one of the funniest I have ever seen.

    Maybe someone can youtube it up.

    Japanese sage derby? Venezulian Beaver Cheese? What about Cheddar?

    Not much call for it round here sir....

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    Rodney Hogg was once a writer for the "Truth" and came out with the "bold" predition that Shane Warne would take 500 Test wickets . They then promptly sacked him ! That's his story anyway .

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    Rodney Hogg was once a writer for the "Truth" and came out with the "bold" predition that Shane Warne would take 500 Test wickets . They then promptly sacked him ! That's his story anyway .

    I heard him say it on radio.

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    Stilton?

    No

    Limburger?

    No

    Liecester?

    No

    Brie?

    Yes.

    Oh good

    No sorry not today sir

    Edam?

    And the buzuki is playing along in the foreground as I recall .

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    Rodney Hogg was once a writer for the "Truth" and came out with the "bold" predition that Shane Warne would take 500 Test wickets . They then promptly sacked him ! That's his story anyway .

    Haha!! Up there with Decca records turning down the Beatles..."this music style will not last"

    The quickly signed The Rolling Stones once the word was out!!

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    Stilton?

    No

    Limburger?

    No

    Liecester?

    No

    Brie?

    Yes.

    Oh good

    No sorry not today sir

    Edam?

    And the buzuki is playing along in the foreground as I recall .

    The cat [censored] on one.

    The delivery didn't come for another.

    Sold out of another.

    and on and on and on........................hilarious.

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    Stilton?

    No

    Limburger?

    No

    Liecester?

    No

    Brie?

    Yes.

    Oh good

    No sorry not today sir

    Edam?

    And the buzuki is playing along in the foreground as I recall .

    The van broke down....did it.
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    And for one of the sexiest girl groups ever see youtube of " Can't Speak French" by Girls Aloud.

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    Haha!! Up there with Decca records turning down the Beatles..."this music style will not last"

    The quickly signed The Rolling Stones once the word was out!!

    Decca got lucky with the "Stones" hey . Never knew that bit about the Beatles . This thread continues to educate me !!

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    Decca got lucky with the "Stones" hey . Never knew that bit about the Beatles . This thread continues to educate me !!

    Oh yeah,Decca had first crack at the Beatles!! I often wonder what happened to the old stuffy suit who did it!! You can just see the MD a few weeks later...."you did what?? You turned them down....YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!!!" sacked for life!!!
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    Weren't the Beatles on Parlophone and then Apple?

    Yes, But only after Decca didn't sign them...They had first crack

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    I think we should stick to the price of bananas.

    $1.98/kg last night at my local.

    Now, all I wish for is fuel to follow the trend of banana's over the last several months.

    Down, down...

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    Yes, But only after Decca didn't sign them...They had first crack

    Talk about a monumental mistake.

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    Remember seeing this engraving in Young and Jacksons years ago .

    Would have been quite a treat for the fans at that time . The "Escort cup" came a bit later !

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Football_electric_lighting_MCG_1879.jpg

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    Remember seeing this engraving in Young and Jacksons years ago .

    Would have been quite a treat for the fans at that time . The "Escort cup" came a bit later !

    http://en.wikipedia....ng_MCG_1879.jpg

    Just imagine, OUR GREAT CLUB had already been in existence for 21 years when that pic was taken. In fact, our club was established 33 years before the Federation of Australia. Not even old dee and me go back that far, but some times it feels like it!

    Edit: spelling

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    Just imagine, OUR GREAT CLUB had already been in existence for 21 years when that pic was taken. In fact, our club was eatablished 33 years before the Federation of Australia. Not even old dee and me go back that far, but some times it feels like it!

    Yeah , a long proud history.

    Fascinating engraving really. The long goal posts without the behind posts, The stand with the colosseum look (super boxes ?), the scaffolding for the lights (is there a bloke up there?) and the old picket fence in the background.

    Obviously night footy didn't take on as we waited a while for the next installment!

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