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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Welcome to this thread. Feel free to post here 100 times but try and change the topics.

PS. Obviously no one on the other thread has seen the Age article today on you know who's knee.

Thanks I will read it with much interest ... but will I believe it? ... just depends on who wrote it and why ... & do I trust their "source" ....

Thanks again for the tip.

PS I heard that Dale Thomas has chronic OP ... that only thing that can fix it is a Collingwood jumper ... :)

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45 Is it me or the computer. I follow all your steps and then press the "insert link" and then "add reply" on Demonland. It comes up but you can't click on it. Do you know what is wrong.

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[ url=http://www.google.com]My link

This is how it looks when you insert a webpage. Use what's written above, but change www.google.com to whatever webpage you're linking to, keep the parentheses et al. And change "my link" to whatever you want to appear as the link.

(To make it a link, you just get rid of that space before the u in url)

 
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[ url=http://www.google.com]My link

This is how it looks when you insert a webpage. Use what's written above, but change www.google.com to whatever webpage you're linking to, keep the parentheses et al. And change "my link" to whatever you want to appear as the link.

(To make it a link, you just get rid of that space before the u in url)

Thanks 45, finally got there. Pity about today.

link it now to prove it! Thank Christ Melbourne had the bye.


I would like to know what the Demonland record is (in milliseconds) for the "Changes for Next Week' thread to appear after the finish of a game.

Also, what is the betting (time in minutes after 2:15 Monday) for a 'Should we get Andrew Lovett' thread to appear, and who will start it.

I would like to know what the Demonland record is (in milliseconds) for the "Changes for Next Week' thread to appear after the finish of a game.

Pretty sure in a game earlier this year, a thread started early in the third quarter...I could be wrong, but it was definitely well before the end of the match.

Also, what is the betting (time in minutes after 2:15 Monday) for a 'Should we get Andrew Lovett' thread to appear, and who will start it.

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Asking for time in minutes after 2:15 Monday is a bit much maurie.

But I can tell you it won't be long after the 'We should get Brendan Fevola' thread, but before the 'Install the Reverend as coach' thread.

But I can tell you it won't be long after the 'We should get Brendan Fevola' thread, but before the 'Install the Reverend as coach' thread.

Is that before or after the "Should we get Neil Craig" thread?

 

Is that before or after the "Should we get Neil Craig" thread?

Before. But after the "FCS just get Mick" thread.

edit: Choko just started the Neil Craig thread..that didn't take long.


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link it now to prove it! Thank Christ Melbourne had the bye.

My link

Didn't want to put anything too controversial in.

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I'm getting really [censored]. That other thread has got to 24 pages and here we are languishing on only 6. Start posting people, this is a real challenge. There must be so much more to life than discussing "you know who".

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I just counted to six without using my fingers.


I actually feel less tense posting in this thread...

So what is going on?

Davey a chance this week? Surely not?

Will be kicking the dew around on Saturday at Skilled Stadium.

A mate of mine did the art-work (the wall not the bodies) in a new film clip by Gotye called "Somebody that I used to know"

. It is a fantastic song but now I can't get it out of my head. The same thing happened when I heard Paul Kelly sing How to make gravy. I love the song but it is driving me nuts!!
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A mate of mine did the art-work (the wall not the bodies) in a new film clip by Gotye called "Somebody that I used to know"

. It is a fantastic song but now I can't get it out of my head. The same thing happened when I heard Paul Kelly sing How to make gravy. I love the song but it is driving me nuts!!

Lately I have been enjoying Baby I Love Your Way by Big Mountain and dare I say it, Valerie by Amy Winehouse.

A mate of mine did the art-work (the wall not the bodies) in a new film clip by Gotye called "Somebody that I used to know"

. It is a fantastic song but now I can't get it out of my head. The same thing happened when I heard Paul Kelly sing How to make gravy. I love the song but it is driving me nuts!!

haha a friend of mine did the cover for the single!

ive been listening to the new red hot chili peppers song - obviously they have a new guitarist so it sounds a bit different, but i have to say im quite enjoying it. i know ill miss john frusicante though


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Funny how it seems to happen to us regularly. Last week Rioli, Sewell and Lewis came back for Hawks and won them the game while we lost Jurrah and you know who. This week Ottens, Ling, Stevie J and maybe Mooney are back for the Cats, not that they wouldn't beat us without them. Stars come back against us and are best on ground and we seem to lose a player or two from the selected lineup on the day.

Funny how it seems to happen to us regularly. Last week Rioli, Sewell and Lewis came back for Hawks and won them the game while we lost Jurrah and you know who. This week Ottens, Ling, Stevie J and maybe Mooney are back for the Cats, not that they wouldn't beat us without them. Stars come back against us and are best on ground and we seem to lose a player or two from the selected lineup on the day.

Pods and some other senior player are 50/50 for this week. Pods could be rested and out for Mooney.

What's with banana's at $14.00 P/kg these days ? Don't tell me the carbon tax is up and running already....

where you been, man? they've been $14-16 at Vic market for 4 months. Yesterday though, there were bananas for $9 kilo. breakthrough.

 
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What's with banana's at $14.00 P/kg these days ? Don't tell me the carbon tax is up and running already....

Being partial to the odd banana smoothie, I was aware of the hike in prices, as I have been told often by the cafe's that they are not doing them as they are too expensive to buy. Suppose the good thing is that my diet won't suffer as they must be quite fattening.

Pods and some other senior player are 50/50 for this week. Pods could be rested and out for Mooney.

What's with banana's at $14.00 P/kg these days ? Don't tell me the carbon tax is up and running already....

Hurricanes and banana plantations don't co-exist well...

That's the issue.


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