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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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58 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

Yes the Melbourne Football Clubs recent performance has bought me out of retirement 

Back and better than ever.

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    17 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Yes the Melbourne Football Clubs recent performance has bought me out of retirement 

    Whatever the reason, it is great to have you back!

    Edited by Red and Bluebeard

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    Oh what a great night it would be for us to get an upset win.

    Edited by Redleg

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    On 28/06/2024 at 16:54, Redleg said:

    Oh what a great night it would be for us to get an upset win.

    Leave Rivers goal or pay Max his mark and it would have been. 

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    On 12/06/2024 at 14:06, george_on_the_outer said:

    I don't think the appreciators ( is that a word?) of banana delicacies in this thread, had noticed a certain lady had thrown a BANANA milkshake at Nigel Farage last week.

    Only Fans model reveals she spent 8 HOURS in a police cell after throwing McDonald's banana milkshake over Nigel Farage | The Sun

    Is this sacrilege @Redleg?  

    Or is it because McDonalds can't do a banana milkshake properly? 

    It also appears from her social media photos she may be a Demon supporter?

     

    I like bananas, but I reckon that's a sacrifice we'll spent. Hope it made a complete mess of him

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    On 27/06/2024 at 20:23, DemonFrog said:

    Yes the Melbourne Football Clubs recent performance has bought me out of retirement 

    Welcome back, Toady

    Hope life in Westrailya is treating you well

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    2 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Welcome back, Toady

    Hope life in Westrailya is treating you well

    Hardly a heartfelt welcome back Moonie!

    Must you continually be such a rude [censored] ?

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    2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Hardly a heartfelt welcome back Moonie!

    Must you continually be such a rude [censored] ?

    Heard you graduated from the Dale Carnegie college recently Uncle.

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    11 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Hardly a heartfelt welcome back Moonie!

    Must you continually be such a rude [censored] ?

    What???

    Go away, you bloviating buffoon!

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    38 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    I like bananas, but I reckon that's a sacrifice we'll spent. Hope it made a complete mess of him

    Good news, Moon. I just checked the ingredients and there are no bananas in McDonalds banana milkshakes. 

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    11 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Good news, Moon. I just checked the ingredients and there are no bananas in McDonalds banana milkshakes. 

    Banana flavouring, the voice of a new generation. 

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    On 28/06/2024 at 11:30, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Whatever the reason, it is great to have you back!

    I have been focused on my WAFL team lately which has allowed me to watch more live football. Pity both my football teams are so far away from where I live lol 😆 

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    On 04/07/2024 at 19:23, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Hardly a heartfelt welcome back Moonie!

    Must you continually be such a rude [censored] ?

    Why?You have taught me so much over the years 🥰 🥰 🥰 

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    Had a Captain Morgan’s rum tonight.

    A nice drop indeed.

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Had a Captain Morgan’s rum tonight.

    A nice drop indeed.

    ...presumably from something like this?

    https://www.bundabergrum.com.au/bundaberg-solera-rum-700ml.html

    Hard times, Red?

     

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    3 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Had a Captain Morgan’s rum tonight.

    A nice drop indeed.

    Actually, I might have one as well - to toast our rise up the ladder without playing a second.
    Cheers 

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    3 hours ago, Redleg said:

    A bit of RUMbling on here atm.

    Yeah. Definitely a few things rumbling this morning.
    Definitely be fine by tonight though. 
    Might need a hair of the parrot.

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    58 minutes ago, DiscoStu17 said:

    Yeah. Definitely a few things rumbling this morning.
    Definitely be fine by tonight though. 
    Might need a hair of the parrot.

    Speaking of parrots and rum...

    Wait, did I already tell the story of how pirate rum was very weak and actually reached a perfect balance where it was as weak as possible (water down for profit, of course) but also exactly strong enough for the alcohol to kill off all the bacteria and such that would infect 'just water'?

    It is a pretty cool case of nothing more than habits and reactions leading to a precision result.

    Pirate rum is better for you than water. If you're a pirate, at least.

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    1 hour ago, Little Goffy said:

    Speaking of parrots and rum...

    Wait, did I already tell the story of how pirate rum was very weak and actually reached a perfect balance where it was as weak as possible (water down for profit, of course) but also exactly strong enough for the alcohol to kill off all the bacteria and such that would infect 'just water'?

    It is a pretty cool case of nothing more than habits and reactions leading to a precision result.

    Pirate rum is better for you than water. If you're a pirate, at least.

    Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

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    12 minutes ago, layzie said:

    Need to beat the jet fume sniffers

    Well they will have the crowd and the ruckmen.

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    4 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

    Speaking of parrots and rum...

    Wait, did I already tell the story of how pirate rum was very weak and actually reached a perfect balance where it was as weak as possible (water down for profit, of course) but also exactly strong enough for the alcohol to kill off all the bacteria and such that would infect 'just water'?

    It is a pretty cool case of nothing more than habits and reactions leading to a precision result.

    Pirate rum is better for you than water. If you're a pirate, at least.

    That’s gold! 
    Makes sense - they weren’t mixing it with Perrier.

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