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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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1 hour ago, Little Goffy said:

Lee Halfey Oswald?

Close…

and a good one

7 hours ago, daisycutter said:

well done wcw - korean it was

i thought it was so obvious and that posters must be joshing me

Norf or south?

 

Clue: Named after a British TV character.


Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

King Charles ?

Central London but more East End

 
1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Arthur Daley springs to mind.

Half a Day Lee.

Correct

2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Arthur Daley springs to mind.

You win a trip to Biffen Lakes.


2 minutes ago, Biffen said:

You win a trip to Biffen Lakes.

at least that's better than a door-seat upgrade on alaskan airlines.

i don't know how to break it to wcw but she hasn't asked yet

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Bah !!!  "Beware a Biffen bearing gifts"!

It’s actually more like Biffen Ponds.

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12 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Arthur Daley springs to mind.

You are a genius BBO.

All I could think of was Ena Sharples from Coronation Street or Alf Garnett.


14 hours ago, daisycutter said:

at least that's better than a door-seat upgrade on alaskan airlines.

i don't know how to break it to wcw but she hasn't asked yet

I think I’d rather take the trip to Biffen Ponds prize instead. 

31 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I think I’d rather take the trip to Biffen Ponds prize instead. 

It was Biffen Lakes 5 posts ago.

By the end of the day it'll be Biffen Puddles.

That sounds like a delightful place, actually. 'I'm off to Biffen Puddles for the weekend'.

17 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

It was Biffen Lakes 5 posts ago.

By the end of the day it'll be Biffen Puddles.

That sounds like a delightful place, actually. 'I'm off to Biffen Puddles for the weekend'.

In my heavy drinking days it was "Biffen Falls".

3 hours ago, Biffen said:

It’s actually more like Biffen Ponds.

Used to be called Werribee South

23 minutes ago, Biffen said:

In my heavy drinking days it was "Biffen Falls".

At least they changed the name of Biffen's Inlet


Just now, Moonshadow said:

At least they changed the name of Biffen's Inlet

"Moons Crevasse" hasn't exactly been winning awards on Trip Advisor.

1 minute ago, Biffen said:

"Moons Crevasse" hasn't exactly been winning awards on Trip Advisor.

Moons Crevasse is a great location for star gazing!

2 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Moons Crevasse is a great location for star gazing!

I think I'll stay in.

 
42 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Moons Crevasse is a great location for star gazing!

11 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Can you see Uranus from there?

I'm glad BBO went first (it was inevitable anyway), but now in honor of Moonshadow, oh Google, do your thing;

How was Uranus discovered?

Top 10 FUN Facts about Uranus.

Why is Uranus tilted towards the sun?

Why Is Uranus The Only Planet Without Interesting Features On It?


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