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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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47 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

It's a long 54 hours from here.

And quite wet by the look of it.

31 minutes ago, Redleg said:

And quite wet by the look of it.

Does that mean it's time to start drinking?

 
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3 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

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I was ruminating over a ban, but in considering how much of your life you must have wasted doing all those emojiis, I have put you on a good behaviour bond.

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7 hours ago, Redleg said:

I was ruminating over a ban, but in considering how much of your life you must have wasted doing all those emojiis, I have put you on a good behaviour bond.

No relation to James Bond, I hope 😆🤪


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Strangely quiet on DL.

Everyone on the weather app.

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2 hours ago, layzie said:

A little too quiet, might take a ban. 

A ban would make it even quieter.

 
14 hours ago, Redleg said:

Strangely quiet on DL.

Everyone on the weather app.

Clearly the calm before the storm ...

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Ever the pessimist, I have no confidence about a win tonight.

I can’t wait for the umpires to pull out a performance of the ages.

I just see everything going wrong for us.

Wish I had a different mentality and love to be shown wrong.


4 hours ago, Redleg said:

Ever the pessimist, I have no confidence about a win tonight.

I can’t wait for the umpires to pull out a performance of the ages.

I just see everything going wrong for us.

Wish I had a different mentality and love to be shown wrong.

Real name revealed at last!

Frank.

On 9/5/2023 at 8:59 AM, Redleg said:

Oh the salty curmudgeon has reappeared.

Ok I held a Tribunal hearing and in typical AFL fashion, went against the evidence and made up a decision.

I have banned my self for 7 minutes.

I will not appeal, as Carlton lawyers are unavailable.

Just the other day I had the option of salty curmudgeon but went with the pastrami sandwich instead.

 

On 9/5/2023 at 8:55 AM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Red, do this thread a favour and ban those [censored] emoji illiteracies !!!

Oh ..... also ban yourself for using one.

But that would just make them illicit illiteracies. An illicit illiterate is basically our opponents tonight.

5 hours ago, Redleg said:

Ever the pessimist, I have no confidence about a win tonight.

I can’t wait for the umpires to pull out a performance of the ages.

I just see everything going wrong for us.

Wish I had a different mentality and love to be shown wrong.

I'm alarmingly relaxed about this game. Positively oxymoronic in mood.

Whatever happens, I suspect we'll see them again in a few weeks, if you take my meaning.

 

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Can't recall a quieter week on DL.

4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Can't recall a quieter week on DL.

Wait til next week.....

So, nice weather we are having, isn't it?


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23 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

So, nice weather we are having, isn't it?

Yes and I am not enjoying it.

We really have thrown away a great chance at another flag, with a problem we have had for weeks and weeks, poor goal kicking accuracy. Additionally, a failure to go defensive in the last 2-3 minutes and flood the backline, is a blight on our coaching and leadership.

We were in a PF with 1 minute to go, what a complete lack of understanding of the situation, we showed.

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Reduced to thinking about trades and Draft picks now.

 

6 hours ago, Redleg said:

Reduced to thinking about trades and Draft picks now.

 

Must be Banana Daiquiri time.....🍹

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2 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Must be Banana Daiquiri time.....🍹

Will need plenty.

10 hours ago, Redleg said:

Will need plenty.

Start with a banana smoothie then ...


On 9/16/2023 at 12:19 PM, Red and Bluebeard said:

So, nice weather we are having, isn't it?

You're not in Sydney, yeah?

FMD !!! As soon as I sort out some staffing issues at The Manor I shall give my full attention to this thread.

I am considering mounting a coup against Redleg who is failing to provide any direction or leadership.

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44 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

FMD !!! As soon as I sort out some staffing issues at The Manor I shall give my full attention to this thread.

I am considering mounting a coup against Redleg who is failing to provide any direction or leadership.

I am too busy self flagellating after our finals exit.

I am happy though to join your coup.

 
1 hour ago, Redleg said:

I am too busy self flagellating after our finals exit.

I am happy though to join your coup.

This latest straight exit's having some massive side effects on some

My 12 yo cheapo Chivas is sure getting a good work over


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