The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Stiff Arm 4,419]

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Edited June 25, 2023 by Stiff Arm

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

1 hour ago, Stiff Arm said:

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Outstanding post.

Keep it up Stiffy!

[layzie 33,724]

34 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Outstanding post.

Keep it up Stiffy!

Stiffy Johncock!

[Timothy Reddan-A'Blew 5,031]

5 hours ago, layzie said:

Stiffy Johncock!

This may either offend a DLer behind a display name or fail to get past the censor, but my OM (of recent whisky and milk notoriety) had a work colleague named Sandercock.

Aka Grittyd**k

Didn't I used to laaaarf?

Edited June 25, 2023 by Timothy Reddan-A'Blew

[Guest]

36 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

This may either offend a DLer behind a display name or fail to get past the censor, but my OM (of recent whisky and milk notoriety) had a work colleague named Sandercock.

Aka Grittyd**k

Didn't I used to laaaarf?

I once worked with a guy whose surname was Growcock and another with the surname Grewcock. (True story.) We used to call them ‘Past’ and ‘Present’ (as in, tense). 😁

[Redleg 40,776]

Well, the weekend finished like thursday night was for me.

Went back to the restaurant where I had the Bundaberg Sarsparilla, ordered one and to my dismay, they had sold out.

Diet Coke is just not the same.

The way I am going, I could go to a chinese restaurant and find out they are out of banana fritters.

Edited June 26, 2023 by Redleg

[beelzebub 23,311]

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Well, the weekend finished like thursday night was for me.

Went back to the restaurant where I had the Bundaberg Sarsparilla, ordered one and to my dismay, they had sold out.

Diet Coke is just not the same.

The way I am going, I could go to a chinese restaurant and find out they are out of banana fritters.

So sad......empathy 

[daisycutter 29,596]

12 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I once worked with a guy whose surname was Growcock and another with the surname Grewcock. (True story.) We used to call them ‘Past’ and ‘Present’ (as in, tense). 😁

and then there was a neighbour's mother named fanny alcock ... true dinks

[daisycutter 29,596]

1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

and then there was a neighbour's mother named fanny alcock ... true dinks

and let's not forget the famous dr. feelgood, sally cockburn

Edited June 26, 2023 by daisycutter

[doc roet 1,287]

Teacher brother in law had a student many years ago by the name of Ufuk Asman.

[Redleg 40,776]

There was a Solicitor I knew called Richard Pulling.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

There was a Solicitor I knew called Richard Pulling.

I hope he sued his parents.

[beelzebub 23,311]

7 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I hope he sued his parents.

Must have had a hard life.....

[daisycutter 29,596]

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

There was a Solicitor I knew called Richard Pulling.

i guess he preferred the nickname rick, then

[demosaw 1,001]

On 6/25/2023 at 7:22 PM, Stiff Arm said:

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I quite like your point.

[Redleg 40,776]

12 hours ago, daisycutter said:

i guess he preferred the nickname rick, then

He actually preferred the usual nickname.

Edited June 26, 2023 by Redleg

[Redleg 40,776]

On 6/26/2023 at 7:15 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

I hope he sued his parents.

He was too busy.

[Timothy Reddan-A'Blew 5,031]

Eric Idle had a cure for life's gristle and other calamities.

This thread is one of mine!

[Redleg 40,776]

24 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Eric Idle had a cure for life's gristle and other calamities.

This thread is one of mine!

Now you know one of the reasons I started it, when I was but a mere lad, standing on Uncle Bitter's empty wine casks, to make myself look taller.

[leave it to deever 17,506]

On 6/25/2023 at 11:46 PM, WalkingCivilWar said:

I once worked with a guy whose surname was Growcock and another with the surname Grewcock. (True story.) We used to call them ‘Past’ and ‘Present’ (as in, tense). 😁

This threads getting worse.

[leave it to deever 17,506]

3 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Eric Idle had a cure for life's gristle and other calamities.

This thread is one of mine!

We were banned from going to that movie. Of course we all then went to see it 

[leave it to deever 17,506]

Is Travis Head part Lebanese. That's an awesome cookie crumb catcher.

[daisycutter 29,596]

2 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

Is Travis Head part Lebanese. That's an awesome cookie crumb catcher.

nah, just a 60's porn star fan

[Timothy Reddan-A'Blew 5,031]

2 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

Is Travis Head part Lebanese. That's an awesome cookie crumb catcher.

 

6 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

nah, just a 60's porn star fan

Ahhhh! No mo info needed!

 

(p.s. I've only heard tell of the porn connection...)

Edited June 29, 2023 by Timothy Reddan-A'Blew

[Redleg 40,776]

Has it stopped raining in the Alice yet?