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34 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Outstanding post.

Keep it up Stiffy!

Stiffy Johncock!

 
5 hours ago, layzie said:

Stiffy Johncock!

This may either offend a DLer behind a display name or fail to get past the censor, but my OM (of recent whisky and milk notoriety) had a work colleague named Sandercock.

Aka Grittyd**k

Didn't I used to laaaarf?

Edited by Timothy Reddan-A'Blew

36 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

This may either offend a DLer behind a display name or fail to get past the censor, but my OM (of recent whisky and milk notoriety) had a work colleague named Sandercock.

Aka Grittyd**k

Didn't I used to laaaarf?

I once worked with a guy whose surname was Growcock and another with the surname Grewcock. (True story.) We used to call them ‘Past’ and ‘Present’ (as in, tense). 😁


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Well, the weekend finished like thursday night was for me.

Went back to the restaurant where I had the Bundaberg Sarsparilla, ordered one and to my dismay, they had sold out.

Diet Coke is just not the same.

The way I am going, I could go to a chinese restaurant and find out they are out of banana fritters.

Edited by Redleg

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Well, the weekend finished like thursday night was for me.

Went back to the restaurant where I had the Bundaberg Sarsparilla, ordered one and to my dismay, they had sold out.

Diet Coke is just not the same.

The way I am going, I could go to a chinese restaurant and find out they are out of banana fritters.

So sad......empathy 

12 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I once worked with a guy whose surname was Growcock and another with the surname Grewcock. (True story.) We used to call them ‘Past’ and ‘Present’ (as in, tense). 😁

and then there was a neighbour's mother named fanny alcock ... true dinks

 
1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

and then there was a neighbour's mother named fanny alcock ... true dinks

and let's not forget the famous dr. feelgood, sally cockburn

Edited by daisycutter


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There was a Solicitor I knew called Richard Pulling.

7 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I hope he sued his parents.

Must have had a hard life.....

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

There was a Solicitor I knew called Richard Pulling.

i guess he preferred the nickname rick, then


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12 hours ago, daisycutter said:

i guess he preferred the nickname rick, then

He actually preferred the usual nickname.

Edited by Redleg

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On 6/26/2023 at 7:15 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

I hope he sued his parents.

He was too busy.

Eric Idle had a cure for life's gristle and other calamities.

This thread is one of mine!

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24 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Eric Idle had a cure for life's gristle and other calamities.

This thread is one of mine!

Now you know one of the reasons I started it, when I was but a mere lad, standing on Uncle Bitter's empty wine casks, to make myself look taller.

On 6/25/2023 at 11:46 PM, WalkingCivilWar said:

I once worked with a guy whose surname was Growcock and another with the surname Grewcock. (True story.) We used to call them ‘Past’ and ‘Present’ (as in, tense). 😁

This threads getting worse.


3 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Eric Idle had a cure for life's gristle and other calamities.

This thread is one of mine!

We were banned from going to that movie. Of course we all then went to see it 

2 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

Is Travis Head part Lebanese. That's an awesome cookie crumb catcher.

nah, just a 60's porn star fan

 
2 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

Is Travis Head part Lebanese. That's an awesome cookie crumb catcher.

 

6 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

nah, just a 60's porn star fan

Ahhhh! No mo info needed!

 

(p.s. I've only heard tell of the porn connection...)

Edited by Timothy Reddan-A'Blew


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