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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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18 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

There's brown bananas, and there's brown bananas, but then there's the ones that have rotted on the inside first.

 

17 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

And the Hawthorn club colours too.

deever / Goffy....are you suggesting the Hawks are rotting from the inside here?  Pls explain

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    12 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    I found the peppermint patties very ordinary, sort of soggy, but the peppermint crisp is a beauty. 

     

    7 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

    Yea but price wise they were good value. The kind of item when you didn't have enough funds to buy a fully fledged chocolate bar.

    Are you two hearing yourselves?! Clearly not. The Peppermint Patty is the best chocolate treat ever. EVER. “Fully-fledged chocolate bar” Deeves? Really?!?! Anyone with half a brain knows that you never have just one. Minimum three, for mine. And Red, “soggy”???? I prefer “spongey” which is the texture that makes it unique. 

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    25 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

    We're probably showing our age with these posts but what a treat to go to the " milk bar" and buy a 10 cents bag of mixed lollies. Sherbet bombs, musk sticks, false teeth, mates, jaffas, freckles, milk bottles,  ( yuk) and even the odd fan tale thrown in. 

    What????? What is wrong with you?! Milk bottles (closely followed by *teeth) are the best lollies of all. My biggest complaint about mixed lollies is that there’s never enough of them. Jelly babies overload. 😠 

    * you don’t need to call them “false teeth.” No one is expecting to find real ones in the packet. 

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    12 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    What????? What is wrong with you?! Milk bottles (closely followed by *teeth) are the best lollies of all. My biggest complaint about mixed lollies is that there’s never enough of them. Jelly babies overload. 😠 

    * you don’t need to call them “false teeth.” No one is expecting to find real ones in the packet. 

    What were the flat white ones , the size of a 2 cent coin with a swirl on them?( tasted like milky bars).

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    36 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

     

    Are you two hearing yourselves?! Clearly not. The Peppermint Patty is the best chocolate treat ever. EVER. “Fully-fledged chocolate bar” Deeves? Really?!?! Anyone with half a brain knows that you never have just one. Minimum three, for mine. And Red, “soggy”???? I prefer “spongey” which is the texture that makes it unique. 

    Why would anyone want to eat a “spongy “ chocolate bar?

    Unless of course you are 🦷 toothless.

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    Can you imagine 2 teams playing the last round to decide who gets Harley Reid?

    Half of each side, if not more, would be managed.

    Would be a great game to watch to see who can play worse.

    What would be required for a “tanking investigation “ I wonder, or is that just another negative from the AFL reserved for us?

     

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    Just now, Redleg said:

    Can you imagine 2 teams playing the last round to decide who gets Harley Reid?

    Half of each side, if not more, would be managed.

    Would be a great game to watch to see who can play worse.

    What would be required for a “tanking investigation “ I wonder?

     

    Don't you remember when we played Carlton for the Cruzer cup!?

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    Just now, AzzKikA said:

    Don't you remember when we played Carlton for the Cruzer cup!?

    Certainly do.

    Whitnall missed about 5 gimme goals and Travis Johnson was left alone to pick up 150 uncontested possessions in addition to several good players being “managed “.

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    1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

     

    Are you two hearing yourselves?! Clearly not. The Peppermint Patty is the best chocolate treat ever. EVER. “Fully-fledged chocolate bar” Deeves? Really?!?! Anyone with half a brain knows that you never have just one. Minimum three, for mine. And Red, “soggy”???? I prefer “spongey” which is the texture that makes it unique. 

    patty GIF

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Why would anyone want to eat a “spongy “ chocolate bar?

    Unless of course you are 🦷 toothless.

    Not toothless, just love a spongey chocolate-coated treat, which is great in case I ever do end up toothless. 

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    1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Not toothless, just love a spongey chocolate-coated treat, which is great in case I ever do end up toothless. 

    Plenty of time for that when you are toothless.

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    4 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

     

    Are you two hearing yourselves?! Clearly not. The Peppermint Patty is the best chocolate treat ever. EVER. “Fully-fledged chocolate bar” Deeves? Really?!?! Anyone with half a brain knows that you never have just one. Minimum three, for mine. And Red, “soggy”???? I prefer “spongey” which is the texture that makes it unique. 

    No.... i don't think so....

    Doesn't compare to a......

    wagon_wheels_original.jpg

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    10 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    No.... i don't think so....

    Doesn't compare to a......

    wagon_wheels_original.jpg

    That's a wagon wheel isn't it?

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    3 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Certainly do.

    Whitnall missed about 5 gimme goals and Travis Johnson was left alone to pick up 150 uncontested possessions in addition to several good players being “managed “.

    That first clearance out of the middle for us and the space that opened up in the 50 was the easiest bit of football you'll see. 

    Worst win I've ever been to. 

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    15 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    That's a wagon wheel isn't it?

    It certainly is ;) 

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    21 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    No.... i don't think so....

    Doesn't compare to a......

    wagon_wheels_original.jpg

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    It’s not even a chocolate bar, it’s an overgrown biscuit. 

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    1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

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    It’s not even a chocolate bar, it’s an overgrown biscuit. 

    Excuse me @Demonland can you please ban WCW and her ip address for life?

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    19 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

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    It’s not even a chocolate bar, it’s an overgrown biscuit. 

    And a Patty is ??

    Overrated spit of minty pleghm disguised in chocolate...    is that a chocolate bar ?  More something excreted by an albatross after flossing with mintleaves.

    No....not a fan.......

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    42 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    And a Patty is ??

    Overrated spit of minty pleghm disguised in chocolate...    is that a chocolate bar ?  More something excreted by an albatross after flossing with mintleaves.

    No....not a fan.......

    Pfft confectionery guy phoned it in the day they started making Wagon Wheels.

    For starters, where are the spokes? And could you possibly get a thinner layer of jam? And what’s the white stuff? It’s certainly not cream.

    A Peppermint Patty is exactly that… it’s peppermint and it’s a patty. No bs about it. 

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    Ms War and Mr Bub a Peppermint Slice is a biscuit the others are poor children's confectionery.

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    You may place a comma to suit your view of me.

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    1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

    And a Patty is ??

    Overrated spit of minty pleghm disguised in chocolate...    is that a chocolate bar ?  More something excreted by an albatross after flossing with mintleaves.

    No....not a fan.......

    It's not even a bar shape.

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Plenty of time for that when you are toothless.

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