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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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4 hours ago, Demon Dynasty said:

One of the biggest culprits (for me) ...the Paczki.  Similar to Gernan variety but the plum filling makes this a stand out!

For anyone who's a connoisseur and wants to taste them (among other Polish sweets/cakes & delights).... Cafe' Europa in Koornang Rd, Carnegie

This place is heaven, proof there is a God. 

I once informed the female owner that my wife is Polish.

She replied, Polish girls, they keep you on your toes.

I replied, Trouble is, I'm not a ballerina.

 

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    2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I’ll ask around, see if any gal-pals of mine are interested in applying. Don’t like the odds though since I don’t have any friends who are clinically insane. Soz. 

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    6 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Why on god’s green earth would I do anything for someone who regards me with nothing but contempt?????

    You know he secretly loves you.

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    gotta like the way wcw plays hard to get, but

    I know it's so obvious she's madly in love with him.

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    3 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    So what’s new, Azz? He’s been doing it for ages. Clearly he’s not taking the hint. Maybe I need to make it louder and clearer. Although I thought, “Go away you dirty old man, I DON’T like you!” would’ve sufficed. 

    This sounds like you're talking about that Polish old man again 😂

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    I think you all need a big very cold shower. Separately 

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    45 minutes ago, 640MD said:

    I think you all need a big very cold shower. Separately 

    I think they all need a frontal lobotomy.

     

    except for me and @DeelightfulPlay, that is. 

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    6 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    and me :)

    Least of all, you  

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    9 hours ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

    It's hard on us, being this perfect and uplifting the most difficult thread on DL 😇

    Difficult thread on DL?

    You mean most popular thread on DL ever!

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    4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Difficult thread on DL?

    You mean most popular thread on DL ever!

    what i like about this thread most is the no B$

    long may it reign

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    6 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    what i like about this thread most is the no B$

    long may it reign

    Next time we catch up.... we'll discuss those observational skills ;) 

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    9 hours ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

    It's hard on us, being this perfect and uplifting the most difficult thread on DL 😇

    I thought this was the most easy thread on DL 😝

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    24 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    what i like about this thread most is the no B$

    long may it reign

    Agreed. That is the way it was created, no BS.

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    10 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I think they all need a frontal lobotomy.

     

    except for me and @DeelightfulPlay, that is. 

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    I wonder how the introduction of a Tassie team will change this thread.

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    11 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    I wonder how the introduction of a Tassie team will change this thread.

    How might you think it would...or could 🤔🤷

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    32 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    How might you think it would...or could 🤔🤷

    I leave that to the 1000's of contributors to the thread.

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    3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    I leave that to the 1000's of contributors to the thread.

    1000s ??

    You live in a house of mirrors 🤔

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    44 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    I wonder how the introduction of a Tassie team will change this thread.

    i thought the T in no T$ stood for Tasmania

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