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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

That's reason enough to take the jump right there.

Yep maybe.

 
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6 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

A gold watch? 😆

No self employed, so it’s leave and door slams behind me.

1 minute ago, Redleg said:

No self employed, so it’s leave and door slams behind me.

In that case, here is one I prepared earlier ... (add bananas to taste 😆)

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Just now, Red and Bluebeard said:

In that case, here is one I prepared earlier ... (add bananas to taste 😆)

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Thank you so much. It will be treasured.

3 hours ago, Redleg said:

Thank you so much. It will be treasured.

Here's something a bit more classy

 

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22 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

Here's something a bit more classy

 

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Also greatly appreciated.

11 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

Here's something a bit more classy

 

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Love everything about it. 

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34 minutes ago, layzie said:

Love everything about it. 

What me retiring or the watches?

 
1 hour ago, layzie said:

Love everything about it. 

How could you not, it just screams class.

39 minutes ago, Redleg said:

What me retiring or the watches?

From The Top Man GIF by Bernardson

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Might be selling a lot of ponchos for gather round.


7 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Might be selling a lot of ponchos for gather round.

Might need to change the name to Huddle Round. 

You know you’re in St Albans when….

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Not only have they felt the need to make the plastic $20 (max.) rubbish bin thief-proof, but it’s encased in thick steel, with a dirty big padlock.

#SnorbzKeepinItReal

1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

You know you’re in St Albans when….

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Not only have they felt the need to make the plastic $20 (max.) rubbish bin thief-proof, but it’s encased in thick steel, with a dirty big padlock.

#SnorbzKeepinItReal

nothing that a cordless angle grinder couldn't defeat within 60 seconds

4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

They wouldn't be that high tech in St Albans dc.

au contraire uncle, standard equipment in st albans. very useful.

anyway i don't see the problem if the bin is only worth $20. council would pay >$20 every time to get it emptied. Of course this assumes the thief takes the rubbish with him and given it's st albans they probably would

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29 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

au contraire uncle, standard equipment in st albans. very useful.

anyway i don't see the problem if the bin is only worth $20. council would pay >$20 every time to get it emptied. Of course this assumes the thief takes the rubbish with him and given it's st albans they probably would

I think the thief would prefer to take the rubbish truck, rather than one bin with rubbish.

22 hours ago, Redleg said:

No self employed, so it’s leave and door slams behind me.

So your boss is too slack to sack you and you can't be bothered quitting.  That was my excuse. Bite the bullet Red you won't regret it. 

20 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I think the thief would prefer to take the rubbish truck, rather than one bin with rubbish.

in a smarter suburb, maybe red. we are talking st albans

3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

nothing that a cordless angle grinder couldn't defeat within 60 seconds

So the would-be thief would have to pop into Cashies (Cash Converters) to buy a cordless angle grinder that he probs stole the previous day and sold to Cashies. Doesn’t make sense, Daise. 

You know you’re on the Sunbury line when…

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It’s not the fact that he’s using a soft drink bottle as a pillow. It’s that he’s actually asleep, comfortably, even snoring!


1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

You know you’re on the Sunbury line when…

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It’s not the fact that he’s using a soft drink bottle as a pillow. It’s that he’s actually asleep, comfortably, even snoring!

Man... Jack Watts really let himself go huh

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Blues lose and it’s a great start to the new footy weekend.

They create a new record too, the first and also, only team atm, to have lost every gather round match they have played.

 
11 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

You know you’re on the Sunbury line when…

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It’s not the fact that he’s using a soft drink bottle as a pillow. It’s that he’s actually asleep, comfortably, even snoring!

You know you're on the Shepparton line when...Resized_20221128_070944.thumb.jpeg.c6f4839beca4bae111f082b7bdb3184a.jpeg

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Gather round starts exceptionally well.


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