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13 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

It’s been 12 hours since your post Red and BBO is still yet to respond. Do you think that he might still be “patting” himself?

"patting' myself ! Patting myself !!!!

I had to calm myself with several glasses of shiraz. Redleg's debauched comments about what I should do with my person gave me a serious attack of the vapours .

I'm still reeling.

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8 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

"patting' myself ! Patting myself !!!!

I had to calm myself with several glasses of shiraz. Redleg's debauched comments about what I should do with my person gave me a serious attack of the vapours .

I'm still reeling.

Is that still reeling or feeling?

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2 hours ago, Redleg said:

How lucky we are to have Dermie explain everything about AFL footy to us.

Listening to him would give diarrhea the sh*ts ...

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3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

"patting' myself ! Patting myself !!!!

I had to calm myself with several glasses of shiraz. Redleg's debauched comments about what I should do with my person gave me a serious attack of the vapours .

I'm still reeling.

I can't tell if this is outrage or excitement.

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1 hour ago, old dee said:

At least we have good players to replace them. would you prefer to be St Kilda?

No I wouldn’t. But you would hate to drop a game you should win because of injuries to star players. 

We could have 25% of out starting 18 missing.

Anyway we just need to win.

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1 hour ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

Amazing how quiet this thread gets when preseason footy games started haha

Yes the thread helps fill in boring days while in the off season, as well as providing serious footy commentary during the season.

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44 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Yes the thread helps fill in boring days while in the off season, as well as providing serious footy commentary during the season.

I prefer the commentary from our resident Valkyrie regarding the Manor's booze stocks 😁

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2 hours ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

I prefer the commentary from our resident Valkyrie regarding the Manor's booze stocks 😁

The manor’s wine casks have been re stocked in preparation for the coming season.

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8 minutes ago, Redleg said:

It's great when there is nothing happening and we can all just relax.

Speaking of relaxing, and I’m gonna feel so old saying this, but what’s up with this…AA8C68CA-5831-47BC-BF08-416F8875EA46.thumb.jpeg.1f2805015c4a0fe59bd831f8655ae12d.jpeg

What’s wrong with just plain and simple colouring? Why “mindful” colouring?

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