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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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14 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

time to bring back the bananas?

...Or what about some fun with this for a while, from @Whispering_Jack's great summary of yesterday's hit-out:

"...Lachie Hunter who looks like being the yin on the wing to the yang of Ed Langdon..."

i.e., would that be 'wing and wang', then?

(And, is 'that Numberwang!'?...)

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    time to bring back the bananas?

    Yes Giant Bananas.

    I have never been bitten by a banana.

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    2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Yes Giant Bananas.

    I have never been bitten by a banana.

    your wish is my command

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    7 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Yes Giant Bananas.

    I have never been bitten by a banana.

    Anything for you Red

     

     

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    The thread has returned to normality.

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    Now there is a movie about a bear on cocaine. Surely they know bears prefer weed,

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    5 hours ago, whatwhat say what said:

    it ain't gonna be nothin compared to...

    Attack of the Meth Gator' - The Asylum Teases Their Own 'Cocaine Bear' Mockbuster - Bloody Disgusting

    Isn’t that BBO’s pet lizard?

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    5 hours ago, whatwhat say what said:

    it ain't gonna be nothin compared to...

    Attack of the Meth Gator' - The Asylum Teases Their Own 'Cocaine Bear' Mockbuster - Bloody Disgusting

    Pffftt it's only a Gator, if it was a croc I'd be worried.

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    12 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Now there is a movie about a bear on cocaine. Surely they know bears prefer weed,

    This it? Looks like it will be a cinematic masterpiece. Inspired by true events too, what were those events, somewhere on earth there is a cocaine event and somewhere else on earth there is a bear event? 🤪

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    Edited by AzzKikA

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    34 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I think you went early Red.

    You sound like my wife.

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    11 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

    This it? Looks like it will be a cinematic masterpiece. Inspired by true events too, what were those events, somewhere on earth there is a cocaine event and somewhere else on earth there is a bear event? 🤪

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    Bear Gryllis must be apoplectic.

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    2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    You sound like my wife.

    You still go 😲

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I think you went early Red.

    Nah -- this stuff is normal for this thread!

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    On 2/25/2023 at 10:14 PM, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    ...Or what about some fun with this for a while, from @Whispering_Jack's great summary of yesterday's hit-out:

    "...Lachie Hunter who looks like being the yin on the wing to the yang of Ed Langdon..."

    i.e., would that be 'wing and wang', then?

    (And, is 'that Numberwang!'?...)

     

    On 2/25/2023 at 11:08 PM, Redleg said:

    Yes Giant Bananas.

    I have never been bitten by a banana.

    ...and the page's worth that followed...

    I did try.

    Though perhaps the prompt return to bananas was an unconscious(?) response to my 'wing and wang'?...

    https://www.google.com/search?q=austin+powers+giant+wang&oq=austin+powers+it's+a+giant&aqs=chrome.2.69i57j0i22i30j0i22i30i625l3.22123j1j4&client=ms-android-samsung-ss&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:816693d4,vid:K1JgMxRm--0

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    (Umm... Let me know if I need to apologise to anyone for that...😬)

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    53 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    (Umm... Let me know if I need to apologise to anyone for that...😬)

    No need to apologize about a banana reference, I will smooth(ie) it over for you.

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    53 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    (Umm... Let me know if I need to apologise to anyone for that...😬)

    Nah

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    10 hours ago, layzie said:

    Nah

    Nah nah nah nah... Let those bodies sing!

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    11 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

    Nah nah nah nah... Let those bodies sing!

    Too good!

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    13 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

    Nah nah nah nah... Let those bodies sing!

    Hey hey, kiss him goodbye.

    Just letting off “ steam”.

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    On 2/26/2023 at 9:48 PM, AzzKikA said:

    This it? Looks like it will be a cinematic masterpiece. Inspired by true events too, what were those events, somewhere on earth there is a cocaine event and somewhere else on earth there is a bear event? 🤪

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    We should all go and see this in gold class. 

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    8 hours ago, layzie said:

    We should all go and see this in gold class. 

    I think I will wait for Cocaine Croc vs Kong....

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