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On 2/11/2023 at 4:15 PM, WalkingCivilWar said:

Redleg’s a lawyer??!!

But he seemed so nice. 

Life is full of surprises WCW. Redleg is a top bloke and a lawyer. Go figure! 😆

 
On 2/11/2023 at 9:57 PM, Redleg said:

Nearly.

A new foory season resolution perhaps? 🤣

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9 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

A new foory season resolution perhaps? 🤣

Maybe.

 
19 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

A new foory season resolution perhaps? 🤣

Not a foory follower myself,  but all for a good resolution from time to time 🙂

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20 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Life is full of surprises WCW. Redleg is a top bloke and a lawyer. Go figure! 😆

So nice. Thank you.


5 hours ago, ManDee said:

Not a foory follower myself,  but all for a good resolution from time to time 🙂

Nice one. I will get OD to post about barketball next ... 😁

On 2/11/2023 at 2:04 PM, WalkingCivilWar said:

You clearly haven’t seen our Demon Army ponchos. They may not be fashionable or flattering, but they’d withstand any amount of any animal pee. After all, they keep us dry and warm at Casey. 

But would they have been up to Victoria Park* or Windy Hill*?...

(*I'm only going by what others fondly remember)

On 2/11/2023 at 3:59 PM, Redleg said:

Well I think I am outvoted, so everyone please indulge in gratuitous flattery, you wonderful, beautiful people.

Your gracious acceptance of the limitations of this social context has only reaffirmed your dignity and stature as a leader.

 
21 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

Your gracious acceptance of the limitations of this social context has only reaffirmed your dignity and stature as a leader.

Mrs Bucket GIFs | Gfycat

32 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

Mrs Bucket GIFs | Gfycat

Ah, monseir Daisycutter, surely one more little compliment cannot hurt?

We all know that this flattery is wafer thin.


12 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

But would they have been up to Victoria Park* or Windy Hill*?...

(*I'm only going by what others fondly remember)

Weather-wise, yes. But in every other respect probs wouldn’t last a day at Windy Hill. As awesome as our ponchos are, they’re not feral-proof enough to endure that. No, that’d be a job for a hazmat suit. 

Edit: have I told you how much I despise Essendon? I hate that club with every fibre of my being. I wouldn’t subject my beautiful poncho to the filthy air that stills hangs over that entire suburb. 

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Added a parting salvo

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY EVERYONE!

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42 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Weather-wise, yes. But in every other respect probs wouldn’t last a day at Windy Hill. As awesome as our ponchos are, they’re not feral-proof enough to endure that. No, that’d be a job for a hazmat suit. 

Edit: have I told you how much I despise Essendon? I hate that club with every fibre of my being. I wouldn’t subject my beautiful poncho to the filthy air that stills hangs over that entire suburb. 

wcw, i wish you wouldn't prevaricate so much. just tell us what you really think.  😈

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1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

wcw, i wish you wouldn't prevaricate so much. just tell us what you really think.  😈

Reminds me of that book “ The Art of Prevaracation”, which I just can’t decide whether or not to read.

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4 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

Your gracious acceptance of the limitations of this social context has only reaffirmed your dignity and stature as a leader.

Couldn’t have said it any better myself.


On 2/11/2023 at 9:54 PM, Redleg said:

Well some Barristers are nice.

If you're a Barrister, I contend you are not combative enough!!

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4 minutes ago, dworship said:

If you're a Barrister, I contend you are not combative enough!!

Incorrect contention.

4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Incorrect contention.

Now this is what I mean my learned colleague. Far too polite and evidence supports the contention.

20 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Weather-wise, yes. But in every other respect probs wouldn’t last a day at Windy Hill. As awesome as our ponchos are, they’re not feral-proof enough to endure that. No, that’d be a job for a hazmat suit. 

Edit: have I told you how much I despise Essendon? I hate that club with every fibre of my being. I wouldn’t subject my beautiful poncho to the filthy air that stills hangs over that entire suburb. 

You would have loved the Dons fan I was speaking with on Monday, he was really pumped about Weid and how a second chance is all he needs.

He may be right but still, sheesh. 

10 minutes ago, layzie said:

You would have loved the Dons fan I was speaking with on Monday, he was really pumped about Weid and how a second chance is all he needs.

He may be right but still, sheesh. 

Soz Layz, I stopped reading after the first sentence. 😁


24 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Soz Layz, I stopped reading after the first sentence. 😁

I was with about 6 of them on Monday watching the Super Bowl at Sporting Globe. All so miserable about the bummers!

6 minutes ago, layzie said:

I was with about 6 of them on Monday watching the Super Bowl at Sporting Globe. All so miserable about the bummers!

And long may they remain miserable!

21 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY EVERYONE!

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I got a lovely Valentine's Day note from my dearly beloved which went something along the lines of 

" Roses are red and chocolates are brown, but you're getting neither so calm the F ..... down ! "

 
10 hours ago, dworship said:

Now this is what I mean my learned colleague. Far too polite and evidence supports the contention.

Yes; needed, "...and I'll see you in court."

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11 hours ago, dworship said:

Now this is what I mean my learned colleague. Far too polite and evidence supports the contention.

I think you can be polite and combative at the same time.

Ever heard the phrase “ smiling assassin “?


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