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On 2/7/2023 at 11:15 AM, WalkingCivilWar said:

Lucky bugger-all people read this thread (only a special few of us anyways) else everyone would now know my name. My assumed name that is, for my real name is Áine, pronounced awn-ya. Hadda anglicise it upon emigrating to Australia since I didn’t like being called “ayne” which rhymes with “pain” if you get my drift. 😭

I fear people don't realise that the correct pronunciation of WalkingCivilWar is "Waenci'ghour".

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Seems it’s gone the way of the Joel Smith tests positive thread aka the Demonland Bermuda Triangle. 

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It was not that long ago people were saying the Dees would fall apart without Hogan. Glad to see they were wrong. I tend not to follow ex players as I lose interest once they leave the club. I mu

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indeed. an off season of disappearing threads

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27 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Of course he’ll see it and of course he’ll have something less than complimentary to say about it.

All good now anyways. I dried off in the sun before the event started and all that’s left as a reminder of my personal 9/11 is a couple of paw prints on my pastel mint green bag. But it actually looks good. Might be the start of a new fad…

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Unmm paw prints you say. 

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47 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Unmm paw prints you say. 

Well they weren’t there before I was bowled over. Safe to say they’re the big clumsy bugger’s prints.

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2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Of course he’ll see it and of course he’ll have something less than complimentary to say about it.

All good now anyways. I dried off in the sun before the event started and all that’s left as a reminder of my personal 9/11 is a couple of paw prints on my pastel mint green bag. But it actually looks good. Might be the start of a new fad…

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Are you sure you didn't sleep in the park WCW ?

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9 minutes ago, loges said:

Are you sure you didn't sleep in the park WCW ?

I prefer to call it sleeping under a blanket of stars. Sounds so much better. 

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24 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Then you have to be careful of possums and bats doing their toilet routine on you.

You clearly haven’t seen our Demon Army ponchos. They may not be fashionable or flattering, but they’d withstand any amount of any animal pee. After all, they keep us dry and warm at Casey. 

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As I said Ernest my first game since the demise of the Tigers, we go to watch our GD every game and I go to lower league matches.

The GD1 won their game today, as they say wins are gainers. She copped a heavy knock to the floor in the last 30 seconds. On the way home she said I know her and her number there will be a next time! 

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9 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

I thought lawyers and criminating were closely related.... 🤣 

Redleg’s a lawyer??!!

But he seemed so nice. 

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6 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

Yep, really seriously deranged.

Seems you’re not the only one who thinks so, NC. I sent pics I had taken with some of our players this morning to my sons. This exchange between two of them…

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14 hours ago, demosaw said:

Least they have eachother!

I just tell them the usual… “I love all 25 of you equally” 😁

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9 hours ago, Redleg said:

SO you are fickle?

I guess I am. Of the 25 only three are permanently on the list… Langers, Harmesy and Nibbler. Kidding of course. The three I manufactured are permanent. The other 22 are subject to change.

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