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1 hour ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Today’s quiz.

Who wears the number 32 for Port Adelaide?

hwfua's namesake

and shame on you for raising it on this sanctuary 

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    16 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    hwfua's namesake

    and shame on you for raising it on this sanctuary 

    Disgraceful by WJ, in trying to trick innocent folk into uttering a banned name.

     

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    28 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    Ok … fill in the blank

    ________ and Trengove are two names that have appeared on the playing list of Port Adelaide.

    I was thinking Adelaide when I said Fogarty.

    But to more important matters, you have breached our standards twice in one day and you are hereby banned from this thread for 32 minutes.

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    51 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    … and the answer is “Boak”.

    You have breached your ban. Add another 9 minutes.

    Edited by Redleg

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    23 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    what;s happened to the lads, uncle, you haven't mentioned them for ages?

    did they all succumb to covid?

    or have you eaten them all?

    concerned dc

    Yes sadly dc , the lads have departed this mortal coil.

    They are now chasing their allotted 70 virgins in the alpaca afterlife .

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    10 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Yes sadly dc , the lads have departed this mortal coil.

    They are now chasing their allotted 70 virgins in the alpaca afterlife .

    That is sad news.  Maybe a trip to the forest is in order, to find a couple of possums to have as new pets.

    I know the manor isn’t air conditioned, so hopefully the maid has a big fan to keep you cool on this very hot day

    .

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    18 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    Today’s quiz.

    Who wears the number 32 for Port Adelaide?

    Tom Scully the 2nd

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    13 minutes ago, demosaw said:

    Tom Scully the 2nd

    You are banned for a month.

    Do you know that name is banned from this thread?

    Have a look at the thread title.

    If I was a suspicious person, , I would think you are close to the poster who posted the question, or indeed one and the same.

    Perhaps you don't even exist and are just an alias.

    Who knows, who cares.

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    You are banned for a month.

    Do you know that name is banned from this thread?

    Have a look at the thread title.

    If I was a suspicious person, , I would think you are close to the poster who posted the question, or indeed one and the same.

    Perhaps you don't even exist and are just an alias.

    Who knows, who cares.

    I think that is a light sentence your honour. I might have to appeal to a higher authority. 

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    21 minutes ago, old dee said:

    I think that is a light sentence your honour. I might have to appeal to a higher authority. 

    OD did you really mean an illuminating sentence?

    Edited by ManDee
    Bit of lite humour!

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    4 hours ago, Redleg said:

    You are banned for a month.

    Do you know that name is banned from this thread?

    Have a look at the thread title.

    If I was a suspicious person, , I would think you are close to the poster who posted the question, or indeed one and the same.

    Perhaps you don't even exist and are just an alias.

    Who knows, who cares.

    Leg I didn’t mention T$$ S$$$$$ just his namesake but your thread your rules so happy to take my punishment.

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    1 hour ago, demosaw said:

    Leg I didn’t mention T$$ S$$$$$ just his namesake but your thread your rules so happy to take my punishment.

    You are correct and I have judged your appeal and suspended your sentence.

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    On 12/27/2022 at 4:13 PM, Redleg said:

    You are correct and I have judged your appeal and suspended your sentence.

    Must be the Christmas spirit from you Mr Leg. I think you are weakening in your advancing years. 

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    On 12/27/2022 at 9:53 AM, Redleg said:

    You are banned for a month.

    Do you know that name is banned from this thread?

    Have a look at the thread title.

    If I was a suspicious person, , I would think you are close to the poster who posted the question, or indeed one and the same.

    Perhaps you don't even exist and are just an alias.

    Who knows, who cares.

    TOM SCULLY

    TOM SCULLY

    TOM SCULLY

    TOM SCULLY 

     

    THOMAS

    BLOODY

    SCULLY

    Whoops. Seems I’ve breached the No T$ rule by accidentally mentioning Tom Scully. Whoops, did it again.

    I apologise sincerely, Redleg.

    Mete out my punishment and I shall accept it without ado.

    I understand a ban from this thread is the standard form of punishment. The longer the better. So be it. 

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    52 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    TOM SCULLY

    TOM SCULLY

    TOM SCULLY

    TOM SCULLY 

     

    THOMAS

    BLOODY

    SCULLY

    Whoops. Seems I’ve breached the No T$ rule by accidentally mentioning Tom Scully. Whoops, did it again.

    I apologise sincerely, Redleg.

    Mete out my punishment and I shall accept it without ado.

    I understand a ban from this thread is the standard form of punishment. The longer the better. So be it. 

    I have booked you in with a reputed Psychologist as your behaviour is quite worrying and hurtful to so many on here.

    You are clearly being affected by Uncle Bitters playing hard to get.

    I have also advised all the other thread posters to go easy on you and given what I perceive to be a difficult time for you, out of the goodness of my heart, I have decided that on this occasion, you won’t be banned.

    Have a safe and  happy New Year and please don’t mention that name again, as over 1115 pages of 1.2m views and thousands of posters have managed to refrain from doing.

    Now back to my spearmint and camomile tea.

    Edited by Redleg

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    1 hour ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

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    It gets better after interval.

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    4 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    TOM SCULLY

    TOM SCULLY

    TOM SCULLY

    TOM SCULLY 

     

    THOMAS

    BLOODY

    SCULLY

    Whoops. Seems I’ve breached the No T$ rule by accidentally mentioning Tom Scully. Whoops, did it again.

    I apologise sincerely, Redleg.

    Mete out my punishment and I shall accept it without ado.

    I understand a ban from this thread is the standard form of punishment. The longer the better. So be it. 

    Either deranged and in need of a white jacket, or smarter than we give her credit for and has fooled us all.

    I’m going with seriously deranged.

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    red, you'd better pull your socks up and manage this thread properly before it's too late

    it's going to the dogs 🥵

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    21 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    red, you'd better pull your socks up and manage this thread properly before it's too late

    it's going to the dogs 🥵

    I blame Demon 🐸 Frog.

    Haven’t seen any of his pictures lately.

    It is a thankless task managing all of you.

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    33 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    I blame Demon 🐸 Frog.

    Haven’t seen any of his pictures lately.

    It is a thankless task managing all of you.

    I knew this would happen as soon as you let demosaw off the hook. Tough decisions need to be taken against these infidels.

    A big of concrete is needed Mr. Leg.

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    39 minutes ago, old dee said:

    I knew this would happen as soon as you let demosaw off the hook. Tough decisions need to be taken against these infidels.

    A big of concrete is needed Mr. Leg.

    Yes indeed OD.

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    22 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I have booked you in with a reputed Psychologist as your behaviour is quite worrying and hurtful to so many on here.

    You are clearly being affected by Uncle Bitters playing hard to get.

    I have also advised all the other thread posters to go easy on you and given what I perceive to be a difficult time for you, out of the goodness of my heart, I have decided that on this occasion, you won’t be banned.

    IF ONLY Uncle Bitters was playing “hard to get.” At this point I’d settle for him playing “not so pathetically easy to get.”

    Thank you for not imposing a ban. Highly magnanimous of you. 
    Geez what does a gal hafta do to get a ban around here??? 🙄

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