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Just a word of warning Demon People 

Last Wednesday Morning on my return to Melbourne Airport, SWYL was detained by Border Force, for no apparent reason and no explanation.

My bags were fully searched and more importantly my phone was confiscated and searched for close to an hour, i was told to write down the Passcode, so they had full access.

They do not have the power to ask for a passcode without a warrant, although i didn’t know my full rites until I researched it more after a good sleep. 
Beware of Border Force going forward 

https://amp.theguardian.com/australia-news/2022/apr/08/australian-border-force-searched-822-phones-in-2021-despite-having-no-power-to-demand-passcodes

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    On 10/28/2022 at 2:26 PM, daisycutter said:

     maribyrnong looks perfect at the moment. there's the old government munitions site available

    This would get @BangBnagBang's, @Bang Bang Bang's and @bangbangbang2021's votes.

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    1 minute ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Just a word of warning Demon People 

    Last Wednesday Morning on my return to Melbourne Airport, SWYL was detained by Border Force, for no apparent reason and no explanation.

    My bags were fully searched and more importantly my phone was confiscated and searched for close to an hour, i was told to write down the Passcode, so they had full access.

    They do not have the power to ask for a passcode without a warrant, although i didn’t know my full rites until I researched it more after a good sleep. 
    Beware of Border Force going forward 

    https://amp.theguardian.com/australia-news/2022/apr/08/australian-border-force-searched-822-phones-in-2021-despite-having-no-power-to-demand-passcodes

    Any sense of why, SWYL?

    Given your opening warning, I hope it wasn't because of visible club merch. Or that Demonland is being surveilled.

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    4 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    Any sense of why, SWYL?

    Given your opening warning, I hope it wasn't because of visible club merch. Or that Demonland is being surveilled.

    I was told i had come from a High risk country, no other explanation. My bags had already been xrayed twice

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    1 hour ago, old dee said:

    God knows what the rest of this decade of the 21st century has in store for us all. I might just become a recluse. Still I wore platform shoes, flares and body shirts of dubious colours in the 70's so who am I to talk. 

    But did you ever dress up as a female OD?

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    On 10/28/2022 at 2:18 PM, daisycutter said:

    maybe we should rebrand as frogbourne (except when we are narrm of course)?

    ...in which case I can advise (after extensive research, and somewhat hesitantly) the relevant rebrand would be 'Gookoop-rrm'. Not a great ring to it, but a gookoop's call, perhaps for hurling at umpires or oppositions, would be 'Korweinguboora!'

    It's a slow Sunday...

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    1 hour ago, Neil Crompton said:

    But did you ever dress up as a female OD?

    Hand on heart, no NC. Never ever crossed my mind. 

    Edited by old dee

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    1 hour ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Just a word of warning Demon People 

    Last Wednesday Morning on my return to Melbourne Airport, SWYL was detained by Border Force, for no apparent reason and no explanation.

    My bags were fully searched and more importantly my phone was confiscated and searched for close to an hour, i was told to write down the Passcode, so they had full access.

    They do not have the power to ask for a passcode without a warrant, although i didn’t know my full rites until I researched it more after a good sleep. 
    Beware of Border Force going forward 

    https://amp.theguardian.com/australia-news/2022/apr/08/australian-border-force-searched-822-phones-in-2021-despite-having-no-power-to-demand-passcodes

    Haha. Shady looking character known to frequent places of dubious quality with BBO in Thailand. I’d be ordering a thorough search of you myself SWYL.

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    20 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

    Haha. Shady looking character known to frequent places of dubious quality with BBO in Thailand. I’d be ordering a thorough search of you myself SWYL.

    Hahaha!!!

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    3 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Just a word of warning Demon People 

    Last Wednesday Morning on my return to Melbourne Airport, SWYL was detained by Border Force, for no apparent reason and no explanation.

    My bags were fully searched and more importantly my phone was confiscated and searched for close to an hour, i was told to write down the Passcode, so they had full access.

    They do not have the power to ask for a passcode without a warrant, although i didn’t know my full rites until I researched it more after a good sleep. 
    Beware of Border Force going forward 

    https://amp.theguardian.com/australia-news/2022/apr/08/australian-border-force-searched-822-phones-in-2021-despite-having-no-power-to-demand-passcodes

    so wyl, for which of these reasons did they want to search your phone?

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    Border force said a phone would only be seized where officers suspect it has “special forfeited goods” such as “illegal pornography, terrorism-related material and media that has been, or would be, refused classification”.

     do you look like a terrorist? 🤣🤔😉 or did they want to read your demonland pm's

    Edited by daisycutter

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    If they get that far, the AFLW Dees missed a home GF by 1 point, unless the Lions drop out.

    Daisy had the ball 30 out, with a few seconds to go and passed but it was intercepted.

    Considering the missed shots during their season, they are unlucky not to be the minor premiers.

    They played some great play on footy and are very well coached and drilled.

    Go girls and win that first flag.

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    37 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    If they get that far, the AFLW Dees missed a home GF by 1 point, unless the Lions drop out.

    Daisy had the ball 30 out, with a few seconds to go and passed but it was intercepted.

    Considering the missed shots during their season, they are unlucky not to be the minor premiers.

    They played some great play on footy and are very well coached and drilled.

    Go girls and win that first flag.

    Highly unlikely the GF will be played anywhere other than Marvel. If that’s the case, ending H&A as minor premiers isn’t so crucial. 

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    so wyl, for which of these reasons did they want to search your phone?

     do you look like a terrorist? 🤣🤔😉 or did they want to read your demonland pm's

    They didn’t give a specific answer?

    that is what peeved me off

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    5 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

    Haha. Shady looking character known to frequent places of dubious quality with BBO in Thailand. I’d be ordering a thorough search of you myself SWYL.

    You're quite right Neil @Sir Why You Little is a shady looking character and the Border Force Lads and Ladettes were looking like locking him up.

    However, good old Uncle Bitter was on the scene and invited them all out to The Manor for a barbie and a decent red ( not the best stuff of course) and .... naturally ....problem solved. It will be a Cup Day Barbie so I hope the [censored] bring a decent tip to replenish The Manor's coffers.

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    8 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    You're quite right Neil @Sir Why You Little is a shady looking character and the Border Force Lads and Ladettes were looking like locking him up.

    However, good old Uncle Bitter was on the scene and invited them all out to The Manor for a barbie and a decent red ( not the best stuff of course) and .... naturally ....problem solved. It will be a Cup Day Barbie so I hope the [censored] bring a decent tip to replenish The Manor's coffers.

    Bahahahaha!! Sir Lesley Patterson would be proud of that!!

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    8 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Just a word of warning Demon People 

    Last Wednesday Morning on my return to Melbourne Airport, SWYL was detained by Border Force, for no apparent reason and no explanation.

    My bags were fully searched and more importantly my phone was confiscated and searched for close to an hour, i was told to write down the Passcode, so they had full access.

    They do not have the power to ask for a passcode without a warrant, although i didn’t know my full rites until I researched it more after a good sleep. 
    Beware of Border Force going forward 

    https://amp.theguardian.com/australia-news/2022/apr/08/australian-border-force-searched-822-phones-in-2021-despite-having-no-power-to-demand-passcodes

    I believe they got you and Bitter but optimistic mixed up at customs. Easy mistake

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    14 hours ago, Redleg said:

    If they get that far, the AFLW Dees missed a home GF by 1 point, unless the Lions drop out.

    Daisy had the ball 30 out, with a few seconds to go and passed but it was intercepted.

    Considering the missed shots during their season, they are unlucky not to be the minor premiers.

    They played some great play on footy and are very well coached and drilled.

    Go girls and win that first flag.

    Do we care Mr. Leg? My attention is approaching zero. Talking about approaching zero is anyone interested in the bash and crash world cup. To me it is just another game of cricket that means little. If ever a sport is over exposed it is cricket. 

    Edited by old dee

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    On 10/28/2022 at 2:09 PM, Redleg said:

    And of course the MFC is more supportive of frogs.

     

    On 10/28/2022 at 2:18 PM, daisycutter said:

    maybe we should rebrand as frogbourne (except when we are narrm of course)?

     

    On 10/28/2022 at 2:22 PM, Redleg said:

    Maybe we find a big lilypond in the botanical gardens, for our new training ground.

     

    On 10/28/2022 at 7:04 PM, old dee said:

    You may have hit on the venue for our new home Mr. Leg.

    All this talk of frogs and legs reminds me of this. 

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    On 10/30/2022 at 10:17 AM, old dee said:

    Now I know this isn’t football but at this time of the year who cares about footy. For the big one on Tuesday I am giving you the early nod.

    Lunar Flare ridden by M Dee. Light weight is a talented horse and with that jockey name how could it loose.

    Remember you heard it here first. 

    Oh no the mighty Lunar Flare has been scratched. What do I do now? More form analysis. 

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    1 hour ago, old dee said:

    Oh no the mighty Lunar Flare has been scratched. What do I do now? More form analysis. 

    When in doubt, keep your money in your pocket od. 

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    23 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    When in doubt, keep your money in your pocket od. 

    I have a friend who is in Knights Order and Hoo Ya Mal.

    I hope you have stocked up on wine casks for the long Cup day.

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    6 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    When in doubt, keep your money in your pocket od. 

    I actually did Bbo.

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    On 10/30/2022 at 8:44 AM, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Ya gotta love Melbourne. I saw this at Flinders Street Station yesterday…

    Nothing out of the ordinary here

    Note that nobody bats an eyelid. 😂
     

     

    Also, on the train that afternoon…

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    He was most accommodating when I asked if I could take a pic. Yes, I said “He.”

    Is this the new Collingwood Cheerleaders uniform 🤔 👀 😳 

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    1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

    Is this the new Collingwood Cheerleaders uniform 🤔 👀 😳 

    Well it’s totally the wrong colour so yeah it probably is. 😁

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