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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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5 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

They only give an L plate to those who need assistance with their wheelchair. Strange system 🤔 but if you don't have your plate displayed the nurses tell you off and you can't use the wheelchair. 

We all know that Uncle Bitters can be a grumpy 😠 😡 old man without his Morning bottle of red and blue wine 🍷 

Everything is going well as another Premiership in 2022 (total won is now 20) has given me a big smile 😀 but please don't talk about the AFL until 2023!

We haven't talked footy on this thread for 1107 pages DF. Why on earth would we start now?

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    51 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Have we gone to the Dogs?

    Nah, we've Hounded others until the Dogs got let out to our benefit!

    Edited by DeelightfulPlay
    Typo

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    On 10/12/2022 at 10:44 PM, Redleg said:

    Have we gone to the Dogs?

    Seems more like the Dogs have come to us. Who let them out anyway? 😁

    Edited by Red and Bluebeard

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    2 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Seems more like the Dogs have come to us. Who let them out anyway? 😁

    Hopefully we can keep them leashed.

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    I've reacted with 😁 to you all, but may I also add 'Bahahaha, men'?

     

    (I only know this cultural reference cos it was a DA cryptic theme a couple of weeks ago...)

    Edited by Timothy Reddan-A'Blew

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    11 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    I've reacted with 😁 to you all, but may I also add 'Bahahaha, men'?

     

    (I only know this cultural reference cos it was a DA cryptic theme a couple of weeks ago...)

    Everytime someone wrote 'bahahaha' to me in a text I used to say "That's right, The Baha Men!"

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    On 10/12/2022 at 5:25 PM, Red and Bluebeard said:

    We haven't talked footy on this thread for 1107 pages DF. Why on earth would we start now?

    Good things come to those who wait!

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    2 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Good things come to those who wait!

    I have waited for over 12 months for another flag. I need results, enough is enough.

    Edited by Redleg

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    I have waited for over 12 months for another flag. I need results, enough is enough.

    It is only 11 months away Mr. leg. Hang loose. 

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    Even after winning the flag in 2021 I still think October and November is best time of the football year.

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    My energy provider made an administrative error months ago (apparently) and then yesterday out of the blue I sudden lost all power to my home, and wasn't going to be able to get it back until I had set up a completely new service.

    At last I know what it felt like.

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    2 hours ago, old dee said:

    It is only 11 months away Mr. leg. Hang loose...

    ...but don't topple over as a result @old dee. We're prone enough as it is!

    And while I fleetingly have the baton, @Little Goffy, I'm 🤔 about your 🤔. Does Baha Men being the ones 'Who Let the Dogs Out' help? Or was it my cryptic(!) 'DA' reference?

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    5 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I have waited for over 12 months for another flag. I need results, enough is enough.

    Two years and two flags! Two perfect years.

    Come on 2023!

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    6 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I have waited for over 12 months for another flag. I need results, enough is enough.

    Also, it could be another 56 years to go before we win again, like last time. DON'T up set the footy GODS or the Melbourne curse. After all it now been 58 years since we won a flag at the MCG. I not sure Norm Smith has forgive us yet.

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    16 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Also, it could be another 56 years to go before we win again, like last time. DON'T up set the footy GODS or the Melbourne curse. After all it now been 58 years since we won a flag at the MCG. I not sure Norm Smith has forgive us yet.

    That's a bit negative DF. I am nothing but positivity and light. Well for the next 15 minutes anyway. I think we should find a new home ground, we perform poorly at the G!!!!!!!!

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    On 10/19/2022 at 7:03 AM, old dee said:

    That's a bit negative DF. I am nothing but positivity and light. Well for the next 15 minutes anyway. I think we should find a new home ground, we perform poorly at the G!!!!!!!!

    I am the most positive Demon 😈 supporter you know OD

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    1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

    I am the most positive Demon 😈 supporter you know OD

    i've always wondered why a wa frog wouldn't support frogmantle. 🤣 🐸

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    8 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    i've always wondered why a wa frog wouldn't support frogmantle. 🤣 🐸

    Because he is a smart frog.

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    8 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    i've always wondered why a wa frog wouldn't support frogmantle. 🤣 🐸

    When the two local AFL Clubs created super WAFL Teams (Host Clubs) that weakened West Perth, I become a Melbourne supporter. Plus l could not support any Club called Fremantle. 

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    18 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    When the two local AFL Clubs created super WAFL Teams (Host Clubs) that weakened West Perth, I become a Melbourne supporter. Plus l could not support any Club called Fremantle. 

    And of course the MFC is more supportive of frogs.

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    7 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    And of course the MFC is more supportive of frogs.

    maybe we should rebrand as frogbourne (except when we are narrm of course)?

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    7 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    maybe we should rebrand as frogbourne (except when we are narrm of course)?

    Maybe we find a big lilypond in the botanical gardens, for our new training ground.

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    4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Maybe we find a big lilypond in the botanical gardens, for our new training ground.

     maribyrnong looks perfect at the moment. there's the old government munitions site available

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    4 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Maybe we find a big lilypond in the botanical gardens, for our new training ground.

    You may have hit on the venue for our new home Mr. Leg.

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