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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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22 minutes ago, old dee said:

No impossible not the noble fruit!

I do not know the (somewhat strange) references to and history of bananas on this site, but I've just come across this (for me at least) interesting fact about bananas:

Bananas are both a fruit and not a fruit. While the banana plant is colloquially called a banana tree, it's actually an herb distantly related to ginger, since the plant has a succulent tree stem, instead of a wood one. The yellow thing you peel and eat is, in fact, a fruit because it contains the seeds of the plant. 

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    8 hours ago, Better days ahead said:

    Unripe bananas can give you constipation. It’s a well known fact.

    Watching the Dees kick for goal will fix that!

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    1 hour ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Watching the Dees kick for goal will fix that!

    but bad for the heart

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    There should only be a one round season in 2021. That way we can play in the finals again!

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    Blair Campbell, who enjoyed a brief spell with us in the late sixties (before my time) was credited with inventing the banana-kick.

    Not a renowned exponent of the fine art Ed Langdon executed his banana-kick perfectly on the weekend. Struggling to think of other examples in recent times of other Dees players doing the same.

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    29 minutes ago, Better days ahead said:

    Blair Campbell, who enjoyed a brief spell with us in the late sixties (before my time) was credited with inventing the banana-kick.

    Not a renowned exponent of the fine art Ed Langdon executed his banana-kick perfectly on the weekend. Struggling to think of other examples in recent times of other Dees players doing the same.

    Yes and he did it on the run which is not easy. 
    the Wiz and Yze could execute the banana quite well. 

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    19 minutes ago, Bay Riffin said:

    the Wiz and Yze could execute the banana quite well.

    True but its been a while since the Wix and Yze ran around for us. I guess it demonstrates the paucity of talent we've had in recent times.

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    On 3/20/2021 at 9:44 AM, Redleg said:

    I am crossing my legs, sitting in the lotus position, with my palms upturned.

    It works.

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    My AFL fixture is not syncing to my calendar on my IPhone.

    I can't work it out. Any ideas?

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    My AFL fixture is not syncing to my calendar on my IPhone.

    I can't work it out. Any ideas?

    Buy an android! 

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    9 hours ago, old dee said:

    Buy an android! 

    Not sure this guy will help much, OD ...

    Happy Towel Day: Six Life Lessons From Marvin The Paranoid Android | Anglophenia | BBC America

     

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    1 hour ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Not sure this guy will help much, OD ...

    Happy Towel Day: Six Life Lessons From Marvin The Paranoid Android | Anglophenia | BBC America

     

    Maybe, but it seems he prefers bananas to apples...

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    6 hours ago, AC/DeeC said:

    Maybe, but it seems he prefers bananas to apples...

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    The choice is obvious !

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    21 hours ago, Redleg said:

    My AFL fixture is not syncing to my calendar on my IPhone.

    I can't work it out. Any ideas?

    I see your problem Red! You have an iPhone! Come to the light by trading up to an Android phone.

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    9 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Not sure this guy will help much, OD ...

    Happy Towel Day: Six Life Lessons From Marvin The Paranoid Android | Anglophenia | BBC America

     

    Wrong Android 

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    11 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Not sure this guy will help much, OD ...

    Happy Towel Day: Six Life Lessons From Marvin The Paranoid Android | Anglophenia | BBC America

     

    A paranoid android 

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    On 3/23/2021 at 10:46 AM, Redleg said:

    My AFL fixture is not syncing to my calendar on my IPhone.

    I can't work it out. Any ideas?

    Maybe because the AFL hasn’t locked in the fixture beyond R6. Can’t put it into a calendar when the game can be played somewhere between Thursday and Sunday 

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    1 hour ago, george_on_the_outer said:

    Maybe because the AFL hasn’t locked in the fixture beyond R6. Can’t put it into a calendar when the game can be played somewhere between Thursday and Sunday 

    Possibly its that, but not even first 6 rounds have not come up and someone else said their's has.

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    19 hours ago, AC/DeeC said:

    Maybe, but it seems he prefers bananas to apples...

    15348789_AndroidBananaApple.thumb.jpg.2994c25a1aed9fc19d688d6579dc68e1.jpg

    Of course. He wouldn't make it into this thread otherwise!

     

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    9 hours ago, Better days ahead said:

    A paranoid android 

    A perfect attribute for a Demon-supporting 'droid ... 

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    16 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    A perfect attribute for a Demon-supporting 'droid ... 

    MFCSS

     

    paraniod android.png

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    Got to the game, but the separations created by the bizarre ticketing allocations meant our usual group were at opposite ends of the ground.

    The club missed out on our celebrrity contributions as we retired to home base and enjoyed beers and wines from our own cellars while we enjoyed the replay.

    If we are to continue these winning ways the club needs to make it easy for supporters to meet and celebrate.

    It must be known that we will buy more drinks and raffle tickets when overcome with the euphoria of a win 

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    22 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Not sure this guy will help much, OD ...

    Happy Towel Day: Six Life Lessons From Marvin The Paranoid Android | Anglophenia | BBC America

     

    Marvin? 

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    15 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

    Marvin? 

    Of course!

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    11 hours ago, dpositive said:

    Got to the game, but the separations created by the bizarre ticketing allocations meant our usual group were at opposite ends of the ground.

    The club missed out on our celebrrity contributions as we retired to home base and enjoyed beers and wines from our own cellars while we enjoyed the replay.

    If we are to continue these winning ways the club needs to make it easy for supporters to meet and celebrate.

    It must be known that we will buy more drinks and raffle tickets when overcome with the euphoria of a win 

    You do know that the gods love to punish Demons?

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