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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:
6 hours ago, ManDee said:

Following Uncle Bitters advice about banana placement could be deleterious to your health. 

It wouldn't do the banana a whole lot of good either MD!

20 hours ago, hemingway said:

There is a thin line Uncle between morality and immorality as you know full well. 

LoL...

You know, a slightly greener than Ripe... banana,   put lightly thru the microwave,  just to take chill off mind... is more comfortable for thee, who must be obeyed... and flavour seems better thus. 

... and a good supply of tooth picks.  ?

 

 

Maintaining essential vitamins and minerals such as potassium, calcium, manganese, magnesium, iron, folate, niacin, riboflavin, and B6. These all contribute to the proper functioning of the body and keeping you healthy.

... gotta keep the strength up. 

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    28 minutes ago, DV8 said:

    LoL...

    You know, a slightly greener than Ripe... banana,   put lightly thru the microwave,  just to take chill off mind... is more comfortable for thee, who must be obeyed... and flavour seems better thus. 

    ... and a good supply of tooth picks.  ?

     

     

    Maintaining essential vitamins and minerals such as potassium, calcium, manganese, magnesium, iron, folate, niacin, riboflavin, and B6. These all contribute to the proper functioning of the body and keeping you healthy.

    ... gotta keep the strength up. 

    You're a sicko DV8, what are you doing on this interlecktual thread?

    No …………. hang on ……………… you fit in.

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    18 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I am working my way through Game of Thrones and am now into season 4 and what I find very strange, is that I haven't seen a single banana. 

    Clearly if the Director was looking for realism, he would have shown a few bananas.

    Game of Thrones is a story about lawyers, right?

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    26 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Everyone a little happier this week?

    still think we are [censored], red

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    still think we are [censored], red

    Was that a statement or a question? 

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    Just now, daisycutter said:

    both

    To answer the question part, I still know we lack skill and pace. Yes skill can help lack of pace with hitting targets. 

    The first half against the Hawks, was some of the worst footy from both sides, I have seen in years. It was garbage.

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    11 hours ago, Redleg said:

    To answer the question part, I still know we lack skill and pace. Yes skill can help lack of pace with hitting targets. 

    The first half against the Hawks, was some of the worst footy from both sides, I have seen in years. It was garbage.

    There is no such thing as a bad win, especially over the Hawks!

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    12 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    There is no such thing as a bad win, especially over the Hawks!

    You have my vote.

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    9 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    There is no such thing as a bad win, especially over the Hawks!

    Didn't say it was a bad win, I said it was awful footy.

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    I am astounded that no one on this great thread noticed that May 1st was National Banana Day.

    An absolute disgrace!

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    13 hours ago, old dee said:

    You have my vote.

    Gotta savour what you can get when you can get it, OD!

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    4 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Didn't say it was a bad win, I said it was awful footy.

    True, but given the amount of awful footy that I have witnessed, it is always better to win with awful footy than to be beaten by less than a kick having played great footy. Anyway, back to bananas ...

     

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    2 hours ago, old dee said:

    I am astounded that no one on this great thread noticed that May 1st was National Banana Day.

    An absolute disgrace!

    Isn't every day Banana Day?

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    17 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Isn't every day Banana Day?

    Yes.

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    just sent a note to harry. said name the kid daisycutter and i'll shout the first year's mfc membership

    fingers crossed

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    just sent a note to harry. said name the kid daisycutter and i'll shout the first year's mfc membership

    fingers crossed

    I believe Uncle Bitter is an route to the Mother Country as we speak. He will be one of the first to wet the baby's head.  Expect a report here shortly.

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    On 5/7/2019 at 6:27 PM, old dee said:

    I am astounded that no one on this great thread noticed that May 1st was National Banana Day.

    An absolute disgrace!

    Is there some great historical achievement that the day celebrates?  Was it the crowning of King Banana of the Banana Republic perhaps?

    Or maybe was it the birthday of the Top Banana?

    Were the bells peeling across the suburbs?  Did the loyal fans go on a bender?

    So many questions with possibly fruitful answers.

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    19 minutes ago, bjDee said:

    Is there some great historical achievement that the day celebrates?  Was it the crowning of King Banana

    Why yes... Of course.

     

    The Big Banana... the Head Honcho's of the bigger Publicly listed companies.

    There's you King Banana's... right there.

     

    ... let me fathom up an image of a King Banana for ya.

     

     

    16darcy-banana2jpg-441e5091e5ad6a81.jpg

     

    .

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    On 5/7/2019 at 4:27 PM, old dee said:

    I am astounded that no one on this great thread noticed that May 1st was National Banana Day.

    An absolute disgrace!

    Which year?

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    On 5/9/2019 at 8:23 PM, bjDee said:

    Is there some great historical achievement that the day celebrates?  Was it the crowning of King Banana of the Banana Republic perhaps?

    Or maybe was it the birthday of the Top Banana?

    Were the bells peeling across the suburbs?  Did the loyal fans go on a bender?

    So many questions with possibly fruitful answers.

    Truely a masterpiece!

    I think we should make you the "Grand Banana "

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    8 hours ago, old dee said:

    Truely a masterpiece!

    I think we should make you the "Grand Banana "

    Thank you OD for that ripe old suggestion, but I’m a bit too bent for public office.

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    2 minutes ago, bjDee said:

    Thank you OD for that ripe old suggestion, but I’m a bit too bent for public office.

    Isn't that the first requirement if public office?

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    Shouldn't be too hard to get another win tonight. Playing at home with a full strength side. Oh, sorry, that is the opposition.

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