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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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1 hour ago, hemingway said:

As compared to the distinction that comes with having in one's possession "objects"" marked ""Property of the Manor"

AKA “ highly infectious “.

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    On 3/21/2019 at 3:54 PM, Redleg said:

    Break out the banana bread, the footy season is nearly here.

    I decided to forget about this week's football.

    Port is never a good idea in a storm.

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    An instant fix for sports induced depression

     

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    2 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    An instant fix for sports induced depression

     

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    They don't work on Clinical Anxiety, nothing does except Cam McCarthy kicking 5.

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    Nothing works....on something that doesn't exist ;)

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    3 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    Nothing works....on something that doesn't exist ;)

    Beeb, whatever he didn't have it seems to have gone away. He didn't get suspended, he didn't have clinical anxiety, but Cam kicks 5 and he's ready. Curious. The more I know the more I know I don't know. Sorry Aristotle.

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    Things are going well.

    The Vics have just won the Sheffield Shield for a 32nd time.

    Winx is still going strong.

    Bananas are still our favourite fruit.

    The Dees are on top ( whoops bottom ) of the ladder

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    Has anyone purchased their grandfinal tickets yet?

    I feel 2019 will be our year.

    When does the season start?

    Can not wait for the preseason matches to be over!

     

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    9 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

     

    When does the season start

     

    Thursday March 19th

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    1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

    Has anyone purchased their grandfinal tickets yet?

    I feel 2019 will be our year.

    When does the season start?

    Can not wait for the preseason matches to be over!

     

    I think the season starts this friday night.

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    2 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Has anyone purchased their grandfinal tickets yet?

    I feel 2019 will be our year.

    When does the season start?

    Can not wait for the preseason matches to be over!

     

    I know it's Comedy Festival time Toady, but I implore you not to give up your day job

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    10 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I think the season starts this friday night.

    Great news!

    I will be home for the first time since Christmas on Friday.

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    23 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    Great news!

    I will be home for the first time since Christmas on Friday.

    Don't hold your breath DF. We are back to the Neeld days the only thing up for decision on Friday is the size of the loss. 6, 8 or 10?

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    15 hours ago, old dee said:

    Don't hold your breath DF. We are back to the Neeld days the only thing up for decision on Friday is the size of the loss. 6, 8 or 10?

    Despite being a well known pessimist I am confident we will win this one.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Despite being a well known pessimist I am confident we will win this one.

    So that means you will be going to the game?

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    13 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    So that means you will be going to the game?

    Yep.

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    1 hour ago, hemingway said:

    So that means you will be going to the game?

    A half head win for optimism, a close second for pessimism. 

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    10 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Despite being a well known pessimist I am confident we will win this one.

    I don't think pessimism has anything to do with.

    we have lost the last five games easily.

    we have players who are sadly out of form, we are playing players a large number of whom are vfl talents. 

    And we have not changed our game plan since the introduction of 666.

    So by and largely we are not with it in 2019.

    A loss is the only logical result. 

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    21 minutes ago, old dee said:

    I don't think pessimism has anything to do with.

    we have lost the last five games easily.

    we have players who are sadly out of form, we are playing players a large number of whom are vfl talents. 

    And we have not changed our game plan since the introduction of 666.

    So by and largely we are not with it in 2019.

    A loss is the only logical result. 

    Losing is what we do best!

    When does the 2020 season start?

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    May be the AFL season can start next week?

    I have a bad feel about this week.

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    I have just seen a team that has been destroyed by its coaches in one off season.

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    10 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I have just seen a team that has been destroyed by its coaches in one off season.

    Really, which team?

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    6 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Really, which team?

    Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    16 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Not heard of them, what league do they play in?

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    11 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    Not heard of them, what league do they play in?

    Australian Fixed League.

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