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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

FMD. That will mean long ques at the bar.

Might have to sneak in a hip flask, Bitters??

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    2 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    Might have to sneak in a hip flask, Bitters??

    You mean...you don't ?

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    14 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    Might have to sneak in a hip flask, Bitters??

    In his case, Goon sack under the verandah. The hips are already unsightly enough. Not to mention the boat race.

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    13 hours ago, Biffen said:

    . Not to mention the boat race.

    What, now we are discussing fixed horse races?

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    13 hours ago, Biffen said:

    Not to mention the boat race.

    The annual cavalcade of European 4WD heading up the Hume to Nagambie..

    They don't appreciate sharing the road with trucks and tradie vehicles. Rushing up with their picnic hampers to claim their favourite spot on the lake with Charles, Roger, Prude and Jude.making sure they have their umbrellas and macintoshes for the thunderstorm.

    The chicken or smoked salmon baguettes will go down well, suitably washed down with a bottle of Verve and perhaps a well aged Chateau Neuf de Pape for the boys,  with the girls sharing a nice chilled Meursault or even a frisky little riesling from Alsace. Coffee and a touch of brandy to finish, hoping that those nasty scholarship boys from Xavier or Caulfield Grammar don't snatch the cup out of the hands of the rightful owners, Grammar, Scotch or Corio Grammar. Whoever wins, it will be wonderful catching up and networking with other merchant bankers, doctors, legal eagles and other upwardly mobile professionals.

    And there will be Biffen trying to chat up one of the lonely divorcees looking for her 2nd or 3rd goldmine. 

     

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    17 hours ago, Biffen said:

    In his case, Goon sack under the verandah. The hips are already unsightly enough. Not to mention the boat race.

    The last person I saw with a hip flask at the footy was of a particularly disreputable type. Hip flask was something of a misnomer in this case as the demijohn was somehow concealed about his nethers.

    The contents were apparently quite toxic as said person became ever louder, more disgusting, vulgar and offensive than is his normal state.

    I am not a dobber of course but a clue to this shameful individual's identity maybe inferred from the fact that decanter was marked "Property of The GAT".

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    47 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    "Property of The GAT".

    As compared to the distinction that comes with having in one's possession "objects"" marked ""Property of the Manor"

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    14 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    As compared to the distinction that comes with having in one's possession "objects"" marked ""Property of the Manor"

    Most of my favourite objects actually leave marks Ernie.

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    Break out the banana bread, the footy season is nearly here.

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    The last person I saw with a hip flask at the footy was of a particularly disreputable type. Hip flask was something of a misnomer in this case as the demijohn was somehow concealed about his nethers.

    The contents were apparently quite toxic as said person became ever louder, more disgusting, vulgar and offensive than is his normal state.

    I am not a dobber of course but a clue to this shameful individual's identity maybe inferred from the fact that decanter was marked "Property of The GAT".

    Property in and of the Gat was and is always a nebulous concept.

    As recent travesties articulate.

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    1 hour ago, hemingway said:

    As compared to the distinction that comes with having in one's possession "objects"" marked ""Property of the Manor"

    AKA “ highly infectious “.

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    On 3/21/2019 at 3:54 PM, Redleg said:

    Break out the banana bread, the footy season is nearly here.

    I decided to forget about this week's football.

    Port is never a good idea in a storm.

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    An instant fix for sports induced depression

     

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    2 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    An instant fix for sports induced depression

     

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    They don't work on Clinical Anxiety, nothing does except Cam McCarthy kicking 5.

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    Nothing works....on something that doesn't exist ;)

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    3 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    Nothing works....on something that doesn't exist ;)

    Beeb, whatever he didn't have it seems to have gone away. He didn't get suspended, he didn't have clinical anxiety, but Cam kicks 5 and he's ready. Curious. The more I know the more I know I don't know. Sorry Aristotle.

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    Things are going well.

    The Vics have just won the Sheffield Shield for a 32nd time.

    Winx is still going strong.

    Bananas are still our favourite fruit.

    The Dees are on top ( whoops bottom ) of the ladder

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    Has anyone purchased their grandfinal tickets yet?

    I feel 2019 will be our year.

    When does the season start?

    Can not wait for the preseason matches to be over!

     

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    9 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

     

    When does the season start

     

    Thursday March 19th

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    1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

    Has anyone purchased their grandfinal tickets yet?

    I feel 2019 will be our year.

    When does the season start?

    Can not wait for the preseason matches to be over!

     

    I think the season starts this friday night.

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    2 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Has anyone purchased their grandfinal tickets yet?

    I feel 2019 will be our year.

    When does the season start?

    Can not wait for the preseason matches to be over!

     

    I know it's Comedy Festival time Toady, but I implore you not to give up your day job

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    10 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I think the season starts this friday night.

    Great news!

    I will be home for the first time since Christmas on Friday.

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    23 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    Great news!

    I will be home for the first time since Christmas on Friday.

    Don't hold your breath DF. We are back to the Neeld days the only thing up for decision on Friday is the size of the loss. 6, 8 or 10?

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    15 hours ago, old dee said:

    Don't hold your breath DF. We are back to the Neeld days the only thing up for decision on Friday is the size of the loss. 6, 8 or 10?

    Despite being a well known pessimist I am confident we will win this one.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Despite being a well known pessimist I am confident we will win this one.

    So that means you will be going to the game?

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