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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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1 hour ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Is typing like tai chi?

More like chai tea.

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    12 hours ago, Redleg said:

    More like chai tea.

    Much better than cheap tea. But not in the same league as marsala tea.

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    1 hour ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Much better than cheap tea. But not in the same league as marsala tea.

    Does that come from tea tree?

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    I've never shied away from the fact that I'm probably a pervert and a bit [censored] up.

    However, the posts I read on this thread, reassure me that I'm the only sane and balanced [censored] here.

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    23 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I've never shied away from the fact that I'm probably a pervert and a bit [censored] up.

    However, the posts I read on this thread, reassure me that I'm the only sane and balanced [censored] here.

    And me as well and I would add DC and maybe Moons,  not sure about the others though! 

    Edited by Earl Hood

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    On 11/9/2018 at 9:12 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I've never shied away from the fact that I'm probably a pervert and a bit [censored] up.

    However, the posts I read on this thread, reassure me that I'm the only sane and balanced [censored] here.

    If by sane you mean beyond psychiatric help and if by balanced you mean debauched recalcitrant then indeed you are indeed a shining beacon of hope in a den of torturous normality.

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    On 11/6/2018 at 6:57 PM, Redleg said:

    Kent 

    Please refrain from abusing other posters.

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    1 hour ago, rumpole said:

    Please refrain from abusing other posters.

    You dare to make fun of the cryptic countdown.

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    3 hours ago, Redleg said:

    You dare to make fun of the cryptic countdown.

    Deadly serious. You can’t use that word on a forum visited by women and children.

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    1 hour ago, rumpole said:

    Deadly serious. You can’t use that word on a forum visited by women and children.

    Pity the population of that city in England then.

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    21 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Pity the population of that city in England then.

    Pity the population of that city in New Zealand a whole lot more.

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    57 minutes ago, Deeman said:

    Pity the population of that city in New Zealand a whole lot more.

    What are you talking about? There is no Kent in New Zealand and if there was, it would be pronounced "Keent".

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    Wow this countdown is generating a lot of interest.

    My typing couldn't be any neater.

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    3 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    Er ... Mr. Leg.

    There is no city called Kent in England or New Zealand.

    Kent is a county in England.

    Watch your language.

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    7 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Watch your language.

    Kent is a county not a country. 

    reminds me of an old joke.

    What do you call the ruler of a principality - Prince

    What do you call the ruler of a kingdom - King

    What do you call the ruler of a country -

     

    ScoMo

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    4 minutes ago, ManDee said:

    Kent is a county not a country. 

    reminds me of an old joke.

    What do you call the ruler of a principality - Prince

    What do you call the ruler of a kingdom - King

    What do you call the ruler of a country -

     

    ScoMo

    I think the original joke was, in Parliament a Cabinet Minister stood and said " I am a country member" and a voice from the opposition benches yelled out " yes we remember".

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    43 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    The Duke of Kent..........says it all really

    Image result for duke of kent

    In Orkney ,I'm known as the mayor of Twatt.

    What,What?

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    On 11/11/2018 at 12:23 PM, Biffen said:

    If by sane you mean beyond psychiatric help and if by balanced you mean debauched recalcitrant then indeed you are indeed a shining beacon of hope in a den of torturous normality.

    As usual Ankles, I shall ignore your crass posts .

    And Ernie, your cheap “like” has been noted.

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