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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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3 hours ago, old dee said:

My God Ernest your ability to not notice the trees amongst the forest has reached new lows.

Get back on the booze!

That's a bit rough OD.

Can't I have some fun. 

And booze and Hemingway are antonyms. At least when no-one is looking.

Now where is that closet? 

 
45 minutes ago, hemingway said:

That's a bit rough OD.

Can't I have some fun. 

And booze and Hemingway are antonyms. At least when no-one is looking.

Now where is that closet? 

ernie, if you want to have some fun, wander over to big footy

50 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

ernie, if you want to have some fun, wander over to big footy

whats that Daisy ?

is that a site for kids ?

I only read the classics, or writers from the continent or latin america.  I don't even read my own work.

I did not know that having fun was banned.

what are you and Uncle doing if not having fun ?

In Uncles case it is probably a bit more complicated than that. 

 
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18 hours ago, willmoy said:

1003........perves and bananas

Obviously not a regular. You have ignored the inciseful discussions and in depth examinations of humanity together with,  the whole searing analysis of the social structure of society. Also the diverse look at geographical locations different to our own,  but including the habitats of several of our contributors.

Yes Willmoy , a very narrow look at a culturally vital and educational,  multi contributor thread. 

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5 hours ago, Redleg said:

Obviously not a regular. You have ignored the inciseful discussions and in depth examinations of humanity together with,  the whole searing analysis of the social structure of society. Also the diverse look at geographical locations different to our own,  but including the habitats of several of our contributors.

Yes Willmoy , a very narrow look at a culturally vital and educational,  multi contributor thread. 

..and yet.......


6 hours ago, Redleg said:

Obviously not a regular. You have ignored the inciseful discussions and in depth examinations of humanity together with,  the whole searing analysis of the social structure of society. Also the diverse look at geographical locations different to our own,  but including the habitats of several of our contributors.

Yes Willmoy , a very narrow look at a culturally vital and educational,  multi contributor thread. 

Nicely put Red.

I may yet invite you ( and your Mrs. of course) to a private dinner at The Manor.

On 10/28/2018 at 4:36 PM, hemingway said:

More grey hair, skin cancers, poor food, crocodiles, hillbillies, murderers, distasteful objects (big pineapples) prentending to be tourist icons, real estate shonkys , more Rakes than should be allowed in any jurisdiction, strange dialects of language, misuse of grammar,  slow speech, slow everything and worst of all, bananas. 

You are neglecting to mention the wonderful contributions of Sir Joh, Russ Hinze and Greg Ritchie. I could go on with other luminaries as well as mention what the state has done for our entrepreneurs such as the late Mr Skase, Alan Bond ,Peter Foster and other such respectable businessmen.Gentleman such as Clive Palmer and Warwick Capper call it home.

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15 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Nicely put Red.

I may yet invite you ( and your Mrs. of course) to a private dinner at The Manor.

Do I need to bring my own handcuffs and chains, or will you supply them?

17 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Do I need to bring my own handcuffs and chains, or will you supply them?

Have you seen the film 'Wolf Creek', Red?


Red, forget the handcuffs and chains. 

Just take plenty of bleach.

And secretly film and record the experience on your phone.   It may be useful when you need evidence in court. 

2 hours ago, hemingway said:

Red, forget the handcuffs and chains. 

Just take plenty of bleach.

And secretly film and record the experience on your phone.   It may be useful when you need evidence in court. 

You know, Ernest, the Saudi embassy is located in Romsey.

Just saying...

2 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

You know, Ernest, the Saudi embassy is located in Romsey.

Just saying...

Unlike the Saudi Embassy, Uncle has cameras installed inside and outside. 

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3 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Have you seen the film 'Wolf Creek', Red?

No, is it about a Wolf that lives near a creek?

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3 hours ago, hemingway said:

Red, forget the handcuffs and chains. 

Just take plenty of bleach.

And secretly film and record the experience on your phone.   It may be useful when you need evidence in court. 

What’s the bleach for, dirty shirts?


18 minutes ago, Redleg said:

What’s the bleach for, dirty shirts?

moonie has a bleach bath every day, red. he and michael jackson were/are experts in the use of bleach.

maybe he thinks it might be an appropriate dinner gift instead of choccys or grog

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43 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

moonie has a bleach bath every day, red. he and michael jackson were/are experts in the use of bleach.

maybe he thinks it might be an appropriate dinner gift instead of choccys or grog

Is there a specific brand one should use?

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Is there a specific brand one should use?

you could ask mrs bitters, she may have a favourite.

personally i'd take a box of chocolates, or maybe  a box of qld bananas

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1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

you could ask mrs bitters, she may have a favourite.

personally i'd take a box of chocolates, or maybe  a box of qld bananas

I think Mrs Bitters would identify with Rocky Road chocolates as they would describe her marriage to BBO.

Thought I'd be brave and venture into this thread for the first time since it was created 7 years ago, to find out what the hell goes on in here.......fair to say after a 10 minute read I've still got no idea. 

I'll show myself out the door folks, carry on!! 


Just now, Hell Bent said:

Thought I'd be brave and venture into this thread for the first time since it was created 7 years ago, to find out what the hell goes on in here.......fair to say after a 10 minute read I've still got no idea. 

I'll show myself out the door folks, carry on!! 

Don't worry --- the rest of us don't have a clue either. We just don't let that get to us ?

 

51 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I think Mrs Bitters would identify with Rocky Road chocolates as they would describe her marriage to BBO.

She'd be better going with bullets, Red

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28 minutes ago, Hell Bent said:

Thought I'd be brave and venture into this thread for the first time since it was created 7 years ago, to find out what the hell goes on in here.......fair to say after a 10 minute read I've still got no idea. 

I'll show myself out the door folks, carry on!! 

you have just passed the sanity test. 

those that remain lost the plot along time ago. 

they kid themselves that they are clever and have a view of life that is ...superior.

that there is meaning in their meandering imaginations. 

its a weird kind of pseudo intellectualism when its not pseudo or intellectual. 

 
4 hours ago, daisycutter said:

moonie has a bleach bath every day, red. he and michael jackson were/are experts in the use of bleach.

maybe he thinks it might be an appropriate dinner gift instead of choccys or grog

I wish you'd stop peeking through the stained glass, dc. The saliva drool on the window sill is causing rot damage

44 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

I wish you'd stop peeking through the stained glass, dc. The saliva drool on the window sill is causing rot damage

well if you'd put in ordinary glass instead of that pretentious 1970's stained antique glass i wouldn't have to drool

btw, is bleach any good for fungal infections?


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