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51 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

anyone recommend a good book to read?

How about a football coaching manual. Of particular interest would the section on how to kick and hand pass.

i think i just returned from a trip in a time machine...........or was it a bus driven by neeld

 

 And people wonder why I take mind altering substances.

 

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Well looks like I got it right, we were f....d, over.


Is it too soon to call for another team rebuild?

I find the Scotch is helping with this situation

2 hours ago, Biffen said:

 And people wonder why I take mind altering substances.

 

It doesn't take substances, just follow this team for a while and its mind altering in its self !

Repeat Goodwin repetitively after me

 

i have made arrangements to have myself shot at dawn for a week

i'm actually looking forward to it

5 hours ago, daisycutter said:

anyone recommend a good book to read?

 

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8 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

i have made arrangements to have myself shot at dawn for a week

i'm actually looking forward to it

You must be confident of dodging bullets for at least 6 days

2 minutes ago, puntkick said:

You must be confident of dodging bullets for at least 6 days

it's a quote from somewhere i forgot, but frankly charlotte, wgaf

3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

it's a quote from somewhere i forgot, but frankly charlotte, wgaf

John Wayne always said " A man's got to do what a man's got to do "

10 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

What happens in the bedroom is best kept in the bedroom layz!

Well I’ve traded the bedroom for just a dark room now BBO.

15 minutes ago, layzie said:

Well I’ve traded the bedroom for just a dark room now BBO.

one eye and  NFI


6 hours ago, layzie said:

Well I’ve traded the bedroom for just a dark room now BBO.

Well that's good layz - you can also use such places to develop those special photographs

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3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

we were f....d

And finally people catch up with me.

Now regarding Casey in the GF, we are f....d.

Edited by Redleg

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2 minutes ago, Precard said:

Yeah, why is this here?

Because you posted this " Who was the guy who started this thread?"

I did.

I answered by quoting a line from the Dobie Gillis show, used by his friend Maynard G. Krebbs, whenever he was called by anyone.

Just to educate you further, you can win a prize if you guess without looking it up, what the G in his name stood for.


3 minutes ago, Precard said:

Yeah, why is this here?

you'll need to read the whole thread

good luck with that...............and lock up all the sharps beforehand

6 hours ago, Redleg said:

Because you posted this " Who was the guy who started this thread?"

I did.

I answered by quoting a line from the Dobie Gillis show, used by his friend Maynard G. Krebbs, whenever he was called by anyone.

Just to educate you further, you can win a prize if you guess without looking it up, what the G in his name stood for.

Yeah but how did it continue, and isn’t it [censored]?

23 hours ago, Biffen said:

 And people wonder why I take mind altering substances.

 

Read as ...'make mind altering substances.' I take it you're  a winemaker.

 
19 hours ago, puntkick said:

 

20 hours ago, daisycutter said:

i have made arrangements to have myself shot at dawn for a week

i'm actually looking forward to it

Can I be in the F Squad?

6 hours ago, Redleg said:

Because you posted this " Who was the guy who started this thread?"

I did.

I answered by quoting a line from the Dobie Gillis show, used by his friend Maynard G. Krebbs, whenever he was called by anyone.

Just to educate you further, you can win a prize if you guess without looking it up, what the G in his name stood for.

Gyton?


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