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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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8 hours ago, Precard said:

Who was the guy who started this thread?

You rang?

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Now I know we are f....d. You better believe it.

 

2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

just woke up with a shocking headache. did we win last night?

Yes

 
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6 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

we are f....d!

well and truly 

Just lulling then into a false sense of security.


51 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

anyone recommend a good book to read?

How about a football coaching manual. Of particular interest would the section on how to kick and hand pass.

i think i just returned from a trip in a time machine...........or was it a bus driven by neeld

 And people wonder why I take mind altering substances.

 

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Well looks like I got it right, we were f....d, over.


Is it too soon to call for another team rebuild?

I find the Scotch is helping with this situation

2 hours ago, Biffen said:

 And people wonder why I take mind altering substances.

 

It doesn't take substances, just follow this team for a while and its mind altering in its self !

Repeat Goodwin repetitively after me

i have made arrangements to have myself shot at dawn for a week

i'm actually looking forward to it

5 hours ago, daisycutter said:

anyone recommend a good book to read?

 

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8 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

i have made arrangements to have myself shot at dawn for a week

i'm actually looking forward to it

You must be confident of dodging bullets for at least 6 days

2 minutes ago, puntkick said:

You must be confident of dodging bullets for at least 6 days

it's a quote from somewhere i forgot, but frankly charlotte, wgaf

3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

it's a quote from somewhere i forgot, but frankly charlotte, wgaf

John Wayne always said " A man's got to do what a man's got to do "

 
10 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

What happens in the bedroom is best kept in the bedroom layz!

Well I’ve traded the bedroom for just a dark room now BBO.

15 minutes ago, layzie said:

Well I’ve traded the bedroom for just a dark room now BBO.

one eye and  NFI


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