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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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2 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Tell me about it. My 4yr old before having a nap in the car asked me to wake him up when we get to McDonalds. There was no way I was paying $1.50 so I just let him sleep.

Nicely done. 

And speaking of which those $6 soft serves better have been good!

 
15 hours ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Tell me about it. My 4yr old before having a nap in the car asked me to wake him up when we arrive at McDonalds. There was no way I was paying $1.50 so I just let him sleep.

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Normally I do a countdown to the draft, now I feel should do one to friday, for those who can't work out how many days that is.

 

On 9/2/2018 at 7:17 AM, Redleg said:

Normally I do a countdown to the draft, now I feel should do one to friday, for those who can't work out how many days that is.

What's on Friday?

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10 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

What's on Friday?

Melbourne Storm is playing.

1 minute ago, Redleg said:

Melbourne Storm is playing.

a fine bit of inter-league planning that was. imagine the chaos at richmond station 

 
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19 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

a fine bit of inter-league planning that was. imagine the chaos at richmond station 

Should only be on way to game, as they should finish an hour before us. 


1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Should only be on way to game, as they should finish an hour before us. 

and there will be all those jilong supporters leaving at half time.........

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5 hours ago, daisycutter said:

and there will be all those jilong supporters leaving at half time.........

One can only hope.

But we are f.....d.

Watching The Kid waxing lyrical endlessly on The Front Bar. Is there a person alive more self absorbed than Dermot Brereton? Sheesh!

1 minute ago, Moonshadow said:

Watching The Kid waxing lyrical endlessly on The Front Bar. Is there a person alive more self absorbed than Dermot Brereton? Sheesh!

Sounds like you mistyped 'nk' as 'x' Moonie ...


Mick Malloy is such a great comedian. 

“ The turnout at the dees training was amazing, their fans haven’t been this excited since the introduction of negative gearing!”

3 minutes ago, Wolfturdo said:

Mick Malloy is such a great comedian. 

“ The turnout at the dees training was amazing, their fans haven’t been this excited since the introduction of negative gearing!”

It’s been a while since Mick Molloy was funny, wouldn’t worry too much about it mate.

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On 9/2/2018 at 12:34 PM, Ethan Tremblay said:

I hope we beat Geelong and make the finals. 

Forgive me if I am wrong and on the wrong thread. But. Didn’t we have a double chance in play before the Geelong match at KP. And lost it just. So doesn’t that mean we have been playing finals and winning since that game. Another win should be easy peasey, 

Go Dees!!

On 9/4/2018 at 2:11 PM, Redleg said:

Melbourne Storm is playing.

On the big screen?


I thank Mark Neeld for his Open Mike interview for my grass starting to grow. 

 

@Redleg what are we again? ?

Wow a lot of game talk on here today.

Just had a great start to this Friday I had a banana milkshake.

I am at peace with the world, well for five minutes anyway.


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