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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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48 minutes ago, old dee said:

What do you mean "hopefully" it will be correct either way.

I think Redleg would prefer one correct way over the other ... ?

 

 
 
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15 minutes ago, SFebes said:

My grass still isn't growing

Keep watching.

19 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Are the auxiliary legions like the interchange bench?

No they are more like an WAFL player.

Less pay and lesser working conditions but shorter seasons.


On 8/7/2018 at 3:34 PM, beelzebub said:

So many lines ?

You have to do so many lines to get through this.

I've had this strange fear of speed bumps whilst driving. But I'm slowly getting over it....

 
7 minutes ago, SFebes said:

My grass still wont grow 

Leave the gro-lights on a bit longer

4 minutes ago, ManDee said:

Leave the gro-lights on a bit longer

Haha brilliant! You've got me off to a good start to the day ManDee! ?


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9 hours ago, SFebes said:

My grass still wont grow 

You need the lamps. 

It’s so relaxing reading a post that makes very strange logic, must be time for my next tablet. And Casey to watch without pressure great weekend. Go Casey!!

May I ask, what has happened to the 30 cent cone from McDonalds?

After the two little ones enjoyed a couple of $6 fancy soft serves from the open training this morning, I thought I’d grab a Maccas one myself on the way home. 

Absolutely outraged to find out they are now 75 cents.


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19 hours ago, daisycutter said:

titus on the front bar

 

Fun guy. Think I will call him "mushroom."

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Fun guy. Think I will call him "mushroom."

Does that mean you are a student of the mushroom theory of management?

 

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6 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Does that mean you are a student of the mushroom theory of management?

 

No I said he is a fun guy, fungi.

4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

No I said he is a fun guy, fungi.

Ah, that is why you say we are f....d then ?

 


10 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Ah, that is why you say we are f....d then ?

 

we are fungied 

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4 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

i thought we were fugazied

And more.

 
3 hours ago, Dee Zephyr said:

May I ask, what has happened to the 30 cent cone from McDonalds?

After the two little ones enjoyed a couple of $6 fancy soft serves from the open training this morning, I thought I’d grab a Maccas one myself on the way home. 

Absolutely outraged to find out they are now 75 cents.

That’s crap. I also feel like one now after reading this.

4 minutes ago, layzie said:

That’s crap. I also feel like one now after reading this.

Tell me about it. My 4yr old before having a nap in the car asked me to wake him up when we arrive at McDonalds. There was no way I was paying $1.50 so I just let him sleep.

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