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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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18 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

You're probably right, just not happy with all the lynching on the Gaff thread. Let the tribunal do its work. Plus I might do a maths short course ?

Might be lynching our player next year.

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    46 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Might be lynching our player next year.

    No chance he is now leaving the Weagles.

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    21 minutes ago, old dee said:

    No chance he is now leaving the Weagles.

    Think he's already made up his mind and agreed to terms either way, od

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    3 hours ago, MSFebey said:

    Maybe you should start by watching Jane Bunnana on the weather each night, unsure how good at maths she is though, perhaps quite good at a square root? 16/6=4 but most likely 8? Still got to work out where that 4 came from though....

    She's very appealing

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    So many lines ?

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    53 minutes ago, old dee said:

    No chance he is now leaving the Weagles.

    Maybe. Apparently some are saying he would be safer not living in Perth now. Others are saying a deal has been done with us. Others are saying North have offered him a 7 year contract.

    We will see.

    Edited by Redleg

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    On 8/5/2018 at 10:00 PM, Elwood 3184 said:

    I was watching The Block tonight and I now understand the fascination with the Gatwick. 

    Magnificent!

    The scum has been replaced by putrid filth.

    Such is the way of the world.

    Let's hope their immune system cannot cope with the various life forms left behind by my former colleagues and business associates.

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    32 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Maybe. Apparently some are saying he would be safer not living in Perth now. Others are saying a deal has been done with us. Others are saying North have offered him a 7 year contract.

    We will see.

    I have not had any love to get him Mr. Leg. Seems we need other position players a lot more than an expensive mid fielder. North can have him for mine. Still think he will stay in WA.

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    On 8/6/2018 at 8:55 PM, Moonshadow said:

    You're probably right, just not happy with all the lynching on the Gaff thread. Let the tribunal do its work. Plus I might do a maths short course ?

    @MSFebey I think my maths is just fine now! 

    ?

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    The Age has Cameron Schwab commenting on the late Alan Jeans' mental health issues during the year he coached Richmond 1992. Wonder if Jeans' family gave approval for him to discuss this publicly

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    15 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    The Age has Cameron Schwab commenting on the late Alan Jeans' mental health issues during the year he coached Richmond 1992. Wonder if Jeans' family gave approval for him to discuss this publicly

    I'm more surprised Schwab is still alive and kicking in footy circles.

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    An interesting segway from the alternative world of bananas:

    https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2018/aug/02/evil-monkeys-will-itv2s-bananas-new-show-be-the-next-love-island

    A show about simians studying humans.....

    "This morbidly gormless trio are being teased and taunted for our amusement. And finally, it works as simple slapstick – seeing a blindfolded man having bananas thrown at his head by someone in a monkey outfit is just funny. "

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    On 8/11/2018 at 11:25 AM, Redleg said:

    I will continue .... we are f...ed.

    Think I got it correct again.

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    7 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Think I got it correct again.

    Well there is always the trading period to look forward to Mr. Leg.

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    2 hours ago, old dee said:

    Well there is always the trading period to look forward to Mr. Leg.

    That has been my footy go to for the last 12 years. 

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    14 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    That has been my footy go to for the last 12 years. 

    Sadly 2018 will see no change in your life.

    Edited by old dee

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    10 hours ago, Redleg said:

    You all know we are f....d.

    Absolutely screwed. Shagged. Rooted. Gawn. Lets hope we bring home the bananas 

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    11 hours ago, Wolfturdo said:

    What a complete load 

     Read a few pages and you might understand the origin. Fun meter turned off?

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    Hi....first time poster but regular reader on this topic.I’m pretty frightened about the upcoming fortnight....is it too late to join this thread?

    Edited by Dee Zephyr

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    2 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    Hi....first time poster but regular reader on this topic.I’m pretty frightened about the upcoming fortnight....is it too late to join this thread?

    Welcome to sanctuary. We try to keep the outside world ( the nasty footy ) at bay....alas a few drop the ball and bring it in here but in the main it's fairly calm. 

    It helps if you appreciate bananas :)

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    5 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    Hi....first time poster but regular reader on this topic.I’m pretty frightened about the upcoming fortnight....is it too late to join this thread?

    Not at all. Everyone is welcome to this thread except a bloke in number 9 at GWS.

    We are only on page 974 so it is still very early days in the life of the thread.

    Don't be frightened about the next fortnight, we will either win, lose or draw the games. 

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