This thread cannot die 5 pages shy of its millennium.

7 hours ago, Maxwell Edison MD said:

Sorry guys, still new here, I'm an idiot. 

Congratulations! You'll fit in perfectly here Maxwell

On 5/14/2018 at 8:54 AM, DemonFrog said:

Plus Melbourne does not do four wins in a row.

The GODS have still not forgiven us for 1965.

If you remember the 60's -you weren't really there.

So say all my brain damaged mates.

On 5/3/2018 at 6:16 PM, picket fence said:

Massive news just in is that Annual ''MAN CAVE" Exhibition is on this week at the exhibition buildings. 

All things pertaining to man cave must have's paraphernalia, do dads, accessories and structural renovations will be on display!

I understand UNCLE BITTERS Man Cave is a special featured item sure to attract attention.!!!

Not doing much Saturday might just have a squiz!

I've only been in jail for 5 minutes and I've already been raped twice. 

My uncle doesn't [censored] around when playing Monopoly

Speaking of Uncles. 

 

4 hours ago, hemingway said:

Red, apart from your good self and a few other stalwarts, the posts on this thread seem to have dropped off lately. 

Many of the old characters with their peccadillo's seemed to have disappeared into the ether, with the result that the only thing to talk about is football.

What's happened to all the chameleons, the perverts, the eccentrics, the boasters, the liars, the weirdos, the freaks, the nuts, the sad and lonely, the non conformists, the entrepreneurs, the drug peddlers, the pretenders, the psychotic, the delusional, the washed-up lawyers and academics and writers, the homeless, and the bizarre characters that used to come and go in the night on this thread. 

I think I have covered everyone. Oops, I forgot the dead. 

After 7 years, perhaps its time to close this thread.

Let's face it, this is not a thread for mundane, boring or repetitious comments about football. 

 

Ernest I am sorry I have been absent from this thread for some time but I have had other more pressing priorities such as a certain wedding this week! Do you think I have time for the minor tribulations of the underlings of this thread, BBO, Biffen, Moons and DC come to mind, when I have to deal with the real issues of readying myself for the Royal Wedding this Saturday. Priorities my man! 

1 minute ago, Earl Hood said:

Ernest I am sorry I have been absent from this thread for some time but I have had other more pressing priorities such as a certain wedding this week! Do you think I have time for the minor tribulations of the underlings of this thread, BBO, Biffen, Moons and DC come to mind, when I have to deal with the real issues of readying myself for the Royal Wedding this Saturday. Priorities my man! 

i hope you offered to walk the young lass down the aisle, earl, now that her poor dad has become incapacitated

i would offer but i couldn't miss jv's return

6 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

i hope you offered to walk the young lass down the aisle, earl, now that her poor dad has become incapacitated

i would offer but i couldn't miss jv's return

Well DC let’s just say I have been approached about certain matters to do with the ceremony, me of course being well regarded in important circles, beyond reproach and of a respectable age, but let’s keep it at that for the moment lest the gutter press get hold of anything and do their damnest! 

42 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

Ernest I am sorry I have been absent from this thread for some time but I have had other more pressing priorities such as a certain wedding this week! Do you think I have time for the minor tribulations of the underlings of this thread, BBO, Biffen, Moons and DC come to mind, when I have to deal with the real issues of readying myself for the Royal Wedding this Saturday. Priorities my man! 

Milo,  the entrepreneur that you are, I had forgotten about your role in The Wedding. Of course, the old Country and indeed the Royals do not have the budget they once had, which is where you no doubt fit in.  A quick visit to China, a lick of paint, and I'm sure the imitations look like the real thing! 

42 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

Well DC let’s just say I have been approached about certain matters to do with the ceremony, me of course being well regarded in important circles, beyond reproach and of a respectable age, but let’s keep it at that for the moment lest the gutter press get hold of anything and do their damnest! 

well enjoy windsor earl. it's a pretty little sleepy village by english standards. far removed from cosmopolitan fitzroy though.

unfortunately when i toured there mam was not in residence. but do pass on all our regards from 'land

no doubt you'll keep in touch with the more important events in the commonwealth with your afl app

2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

well enjoy windsor earl. it's a pretty little sleepy village by english standards. far removed from cosmopolitan fitzroy though.

unfortunately when i toured there mam was not in residence. but do pass on all our regards from 'land

no doubt you'll keep in touch with the more important events in the commonwealth with your afl app

Don’t be surprised if you see a demond scarf on a certain royal at some stage in the ceremony, let’s just leave it at that. 

23 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Milo,  the entrepreneur that you are, I had forgotten about your role in The Wedding. Of course, the old Country and indeed the Royals do not have the budget they once had, which is where you no doubt fit in.  A quick visit to China, a lick of paint, and I'm sure the imitations look like the real thing! 

Who is Milo? No matter Ernest I have no time for trivialities, the Queen beckons! 

4 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

Who is Milo? No matter Ernest I have no time for trivialities, the Queen beckons! 

Sorry Earl, I was thinking of another fictional character when I read your post. Apologies to you and Milo.  Just make sure you observe the Royal Protocols, no touching or hugging the Queen, excluding Elton and Meghan (because Americans hug). Just hope the cucumber sandwiches that you are supplying from China are suitable for the Royal tastebuds. 

5 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Sorry Earl, I was thinking of another fictional character when I read your post. Apologies to you and Milo.  Just make sure you observe the Royal Protocols, no touching or hugging the Queen, excluding Elton and Meghan (because Americans hug). Just hope the cucumber sandwiches that you are supplying from China are suitable for the Royal tastebuds. 

Milo Minderbinder you mean? Please this is the royal family we are all above that shall we say American behaviour. 

9 hours ago, daisycutter said:

i hope you offered to walk the young lass down the aisle, earl, now that her poor dad has become incapacitated

i would offer but i couldn't miss jv's return

No , don't be stupid man...he's Hood. He'll be ensconced in some camouflaged manner ....binocular in hand ......?....awaiting a ripe moment to unleash his Hood'dem .

All is well though as I believe the Palace have engaged "Tracy Security " for the event

9 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

Milo Minderbinder you mean? Please this is the royal family we are all above that shall we say American behaviour. 

Whilst slumming it in the Royal entourage can you take some snaps of Lady Penelope, I think she is the hottest of the royals.

29 minutes ago, ManDee said:

Whilst slumming it in the Royal entourage can you take some snaps of Lady Penelope, I think she is the hottest of the royals.

You mean, besides Camilla of course

8 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

You mean, besides Camilla of course

Surely you jest.

 

Edited May 17, 20187 yr by ManDee

a little bit of out-breeding can only be a good thing for the royal gene pool

1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

a little bit of out-breeding can only be a good thing for the royal gene pool

Daisy one has to draw the line somewhere, and since the operation I can be of no further assistance.

14 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

a little bit of out-breeding can only be a good thing for the royal gene pool

I thought that's what Diana did with Harry's real father? Definitely not Charlie's sprog

Edited May 17, 20187 yr by Moonshadow

50 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

I thought that's what Diana did with Harry's real father? Definitely not Charlie's sprog

certainly a little bit of mongrel there, moonie. no harm with a little more. don't want to end up like the ptolemys

19 hours ago, hemingway said:

After 7 years, perhaps its time to close this thread.

Ernest, Ernest! Speak not such calumny, lest thou be cast, body and soul, into the uttermost depths of the circles of the damned, there to rot and wither for eternity, like some latter-day Tantalus! Shall we close this thread, this lifeline of humanity, this beacon of delight, which was born amongst the horrors of the torture and humiliation at the paws of hoopy felines on the ignominious Day of CLXXXVI, and which has sustained, healed and nourished us through the terrible nightmares of the era of est quod est and the desolation of the fearsome omnibus of reality? Shall we now, as the heretofore black sky of night weakens its shade grudgingly before the onset of the radiant dawn, sever this umbilical cord, this unerring guide, which has lead us just as surely as brave Theseus was lead through the abominable labyrinth, through dark corners and shadowy turns to the glorious light above? A day may come when the age of demons comes crashing down, but it is not this day! A day when we cease all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day! A day when the red and blue spirit yields to the infernal magpie, but it is not this day! This day WE POST! By all that you hold dear, I bid you post, Demons of the No T$ No B$ Thread!!

So, .... had any good banana smoothies lately?

1 minute ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Ernest, Ernest! Speak not such calumny, lest thou be cast, body and soul, into the uttermost depths of the circles of the damned, there to rot and wither for eternity, like some latter-day Tantalus! Shall we close this thread, this lifeline of humanity, this beacon of delight, which was born amongst the horrors of the torture and humiliation at the paws of hoopy felines on the ignominious Day of CLXXXVI, and which has sustained, healed and nourished us through the terrible nightmares of the era of est quod est and the desolation of the fearsome omnibus of reality? Shall we now, as the heretofore black sky of night weakens its shade grudgingly before the onset of the radiant dawn, sever this umbilical cord, this unerring guide, which has lead us just as surely as brave Theseus was lead through the abominable labyrinth, through dark corners and shadowy turns to the glorious light above? A day may come when the age of demons comes crashing down, but it is not this day! A day when we cease all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day! A day when the red and blue spirit yields to the infernal magpie, but it is not this day! This day WE POST! By all that you hold dear, I bid you post, Demons of the No T$ No B$ Thread!!

Recent threads from Earl and others and now your magnificent post show there is still life in the old dog. 

Old dogs are us! ?