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Redleg
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10 hours ago, Biffen said:

I have had the utter misfortune of "running into" BBO who just happened to be in Albury as I was winding up a deceased estate for a friend of mine.

After following me around S/E Asia with his gold toothed charm and brothel creeping sandals he now seems to know my whereabouts at all times.

He claims to have lost his wallet and cannot even feed himself let alone pay for his night time luxuries that included charging hotel rooms to my credit card and other unauthorised purchases such as visits to room 54 which was home to a young Chinese person of uncertain gender. I am unable to shake this lecherous parasite from my person.

Any advice on losing the tail would be greatly appreciated.

 

Is there a church nearby and a mass scheduled? Go in the main doors and sneak out through the side alter, through the presbytery and help yourself to the sacrificial wine on the way through. My guess is BBO, if he enters the church, will be struck down before he gets to the Presbytery! 

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    1 hour ago, Earl Hood said:

    Is there a church nearby and a mass scheduled? Go in the main doors and sneak out through the side alter, through the presbytery and help yourself to the sacrificial wine on the way through. My guess is BBO, if he enters the church, will be struck down before he gets to the Presbytery! 

    The Holy water would sizzle as he entered Earl.The man is beyond redemption. Getting him into a church would be some kind of miracle in itself.I personally would see meeting the congregation as a business opportunity.The modern way to meet god is with the use of drugs-either too many at one time ,or the right amount at the right time.

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Gee, I go away for a while and this place goes to rack and ruin.

    I was in the South Pacific on a cruise ship, trying to outrun a Cyclone, which we did successfully and to my dismay the place goes downhill, discussing smart rats with gold teeth. 

    Anyway the standard will now lift with my return.

    PS. I want it acknowledged if Fritsch plays early, that I said it first and deserve a winter olympics gold medal for the effort. 

    Red, I saw that you and your family disembarked at Eden. How was the drive back?

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    Anybody want to buy my shares in Getswift?  Anybody,Please?

     

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    11 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    Says who? I told you about Bailey Fritsch months before we drafted him when he was just a kid with a dream playing in the VFL.

    Not to turn this into a p***ing contest but pretty sure I was talking him up since the start of last season

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    8 minutes ago, Drunkn167 said:

    Not to turn this into a p***ing contest but pretty sure I was talking him up since the start of last season

    He's my bff. I called it 6 years ago

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    4 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    I saw him kicking in the womb and remember thinking “this kids gonna play AFL.”

    I saw his dad kicking in his mother's womb and said that he would one day have a son who would play for Casey and then go on to be drafted by the Dees and ultimately play for them.

    PS. Don't try and beat that, as I also saw his grandfather in the womb and also saw his great grandfather before he went out with Bayley's  great grandmother in fact and foresaw the whole chain of events.

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    3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    I saw his dad kicking in his mother's womb and said that he would one day have a son who would play for Casey and then go on to be drafted by the Dees and ultimately play for them.

    PS. Don't try and beat that, as I also saw his grandfather in the womb and also saw his great grandfather before he went out with Bayley's  great grandmother in fact and foresaw the whole chain of events.

    I saw the Big Bang. 

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    31 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    I saw the Big Bang. 

    E

     

    31 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    I saw the Big Bang. 

    No big deal as it is still on TV. 

    Edited by old dee

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    6 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    I saw the Big Bang. 

    I saw the Bigger Bang that created the Big Bang.

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    6 minutes ago, old dee said:

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    No big deal as it still on TV. 

    Am I the only person who can’t stand that show? 

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    4 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Am I the only person who can’t stand that show? 

    No.

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    28 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    I saw the Bigger Bang that created the Big Bang.

    barnaby didn't see the big bang coming.....or did he, and said stuff it

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    3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    barnaby didn't see the big bang coming.....or did he, and said stuff it

    I think at the time Barnaby he was absorbed by one item dc.

    i reckon he is now hearing the echo loud and clear.

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    barnaby didn't see the big bang coming.....or did he, and said stuff it

    Who cares about Barnaby, we are discussing the more important Bayley.

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    1 minute ago, Redleg said:

    Who cares about Barnaby, we are discussing the more important Bayley.

    oh sorry, mr leg. i thought we were discussing the big bang......my bad

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    4 hours ago, old dee said:

    I think at the time Barnaby was absorbed by one item dc.

    i reckon he is now hearing the echo loud and clear.

     

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    5 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I saw his dad kicking in his mother's womb and said that he would one day have a son who would play for Casey and then go on to be drafted by the Dees and ultimately play for them.

    PS. Don't try and beat that, as I also saw his grandfather in the womb and also saw his great grandfather before he went out with Bayley's  great grandmother in fact and foresaw the whole chain of events.

    Wow. I didn’t realise you were so old Redleg. You make Old Dee look like a absolute whippersnapper.

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    2 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    Wow. I didn’t realise you were so old Redleg. You make Old Dee look like a absolute whippersnapper.

    Sounds like he was around to change Norm Smith's nappies ... :blink:

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    Wonder if the new format for practice games hurts the rookies, as most teams go in with pretty strong lineups and close to their best team, depending on injuries and not a lot of rookies get a look in.

    In previous years more rookies would be given a chance, with more games in the practice game period.

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    Well I see Barnaby has finally been pushed kicking and screaming form his spot.

    There is usually an up side to every situation, it should be good practise for him in a few months time he will know how is new child feels.

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    Next, Shorten. Remember that time the old scallywag knocked up one of his staffers, while he was married. I should have become a politician. Even the ugly, nerdy ones get a heap of action.

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    10 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Next, Shorten. Remember that time the old scallywag knocked up one of his staffers, while he was married. I should have become a politician. Even the ugly, nerdy ones get a heap of action.

    It is amazing how power and money changes the way people look ET.

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    30 minutes ago, old dee said:

    It is amazing how power and money changes the way people look ET.

    stop it od, you are giving me visions of james packer

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