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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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On 02/11/2017 at 1:41 PM, Redleg said:

Gee it's the bloody countdown. Think Cryptic.

This is not to the standard of countdowns I have come to expect from you, Red. 

As 2018 will be our Premiership year, I do expect to see some serious changes in the way the countdown are conducted in the future. Fireworks, dancing girls, funny pictures etc. Yes but cryptic No.

 

 
34 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

This is not to the standard of countdowns I have come to expect from you, Red. 

As 2018 will be our Premiership year, I do expect to see some serious changes in the way the countdown are conducted in the future. Fireworks, dancing girls, funny pictures etc. Yes but cryptic No.

 

You have my vote DF.

I think Mr. Leg is trying to cover up his lack of enthusiasm with obtuse cryptic nonsense.

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33 minutes ago, old dee said:

You have my vote DF.

I think Mr. Leg is trying to cover up his lack of enthusiasm with obtuse cryptic nonsense.

Obtuse. 

"Weekend at Bernies".  Bernie Vince,  23 days to draft. 

Obtuse, I think not. Elementary cryptic clues a 5 year old could work out.

 
2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Obtuse. 

"Weekend at Bernies".  Bernie Vince,  23 days to draft. 

Obtuse, I think not. Elementary cryptic clues a 5 year old could work out.

Small joke there Mr. Leg.

I am quite relieved you have risen to the bait.

I have been very worried.

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2 hours ago, old dee said:

Small joke there Mr. Leg.

I am quite relieved you have risen to the bait.

I have been very worried.

Thanks for your concern. I am probably not tuned in to humour as I am on a fitness kick and dieting. Will take a night off on our draft dinner though.


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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

2 plus 2.

Surely you've got more than that Red!

Not at the moment.

 
1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

2 plus 2.

Surely you've got more than that Red!

Uncle, Red would be in the birdcage chewing through the champers, barely able to keep upright. I'm surprised he is able to type anything close to readable on his phone. Giddee up!

On 03/11/2017 at 3:04 PM, Redleg said:

Obtuse. 

"Weekend at Bernies".  Bernie Vince,  23 days to draft. 

Obtuse, I think not. Elementary cryptic clues a 5 year old could work out.

I see your problem, Red.

No one on this thread is 5 years old.

 


I am in Osaka and who do I run into? 

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On 23/10/2017 at 10:21 AM, daisycutter said:

 

Just now, beelzebub said:
On 23/10/2017 at 10:21 AM, daisycutter said:

 

E.H ;)


11 hours ago, Redleg said:

A bunch of flowers. 

Is that a Garland or Bookay ?

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13 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

I see your problem, Red.

No one on this thread is 5 years old.

 

Are you sure?

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8 hours ago, puntkick said:

Is that a Garland or Bookay ?

We have a winner. 

12 hours ago, beelzebub said:
On 23/10/2017 at 7:21 AM, daisycutter said:

 

Best quote to a comment in 2017


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Would love a thick one.

Dont get dirty.

6 hours ago, Redleg said:

Would love a thick one.

Dont get dirty.

Red, not a great pickup line, but of it works for you that all that matters.

 
On 4 November 2017 at 10:12 PM, daisycutter said:

redleg?

No Hemingway yet again! I walked passed a place in Osaka where he obviously frequented in the past, drinking Sake, whiskey shots, who knows what else. 

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4 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Red, not a great pickup line, but of it works for you that all that matters.

Haven't worked it out yet obviously.


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