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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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3 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

word has  it...House doesnt stand a chance !!

See my post before yours.

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    1 minute ago, Redleg said:

    See my post before yours.

    I saw..only AFTER I posted..lol.

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    Just now, beelzebub said:

    I saw..only AFTER I posted..lol.

    Maybe the players will rebuild the house, while they are attempting to rebuild our trust in them.

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    11 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Maybe the players will rebuild the house, while they are attempting to rebuild our trust in them.

    maybe they will attempt to rebuild the house after they have mended the fences?

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    hope this is a BETTER house...last one wasn't that good 

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    10 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    maybe they will attempt to rebuild the house after they have mended the fences?

    Better build a concrete fence as they have broken too many.

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I know all that and obviously appreciate the important things in life, but as you say and I am not even sure why, a week later, but I am still really p-ssed off with the players and coaches.They let the fans and themselves down and wasted a golden opportunity to have some finals experience, give everyone some reward for the rotten years, enhance sponsorship, membership, fixture  and recruit opportunities, but they just blew it big time. That still really annoys me.

    A week down the track I am way more annoyed that there has been no comment from the coach, CEO or head of the FD. 

    However I had a lovely breakfast of bananas and Greek yogurt this morning it has made my day.

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    19 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    You lost your way Red. That's okay.

    Months of sun and other distractions . Then you'll be right to do it all over again ;)

    There's always next year ... :rolleyes:

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    12 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    I've gone back to my 'failsafe' stance with Melb.

    Anything spoken or written is bullshlt.

    Yeah mind melds rule ... :blink:

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    maybe they will attempt to rebuild the house after they have mended the fences?

    You left out rounding up the alpacas ...

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    9 minutes ago, old dee said:

    A week down the track I am way more annoyed that there has been no comment from the coach, CEO or head of the FD. 

    However I had a lovely breakfast of bananas and Greek yogurt this morning it has made my day.

    Following BB's rule, it would all be fertiliser anyway ... speaking of which, the roses are looking promising after the recent rain.

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    4 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    You left out rounding up the alpacas ...

    think we can leave that to uncle bitters, r&b........at least on a day when he is sober

    is a group of alpacas a pac or a flock?

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    29 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    There's always next year ... :rolleyes:

    When have I heard that before?

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    23 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    When have I heard that before?

    last year !! yuck yuck :roos:

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Maybe the players will rebuild the house, while they are attempting to rebuild our trust in them.

    They can start by using the brick that clocked Salem in the head in last year's pre season.....I never want to see that lazy brick get carried around again.  Pull your finger out, brick!

    And while we're at it, can we throw into the foundations some of the useless witches hats that took to the ground against Norf and the Pies?  

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    20 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    I've heard it's now a tent they train down

    They would have more luck training down an igloo in the sahara.

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    3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    think we can leave that to uncle bitters, r&b........at least on a day when he is sober

    is a group of alpacas a pac or a flock?

    A very vulgar post dc.

    One does not round up alpacas. One addresses them by name and requests their attendance.

    BTW. Collective noun for alpacas is a herd but some of them find this offensive due to its bovine connotations. 

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    17 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    A very vulgar post dc.

    One does not round up alpacas. One addresses them by name and requests their attendance.

    BTW. Collective noun for alpacas is a herd but some of them find this offensive due to its bovine connotations. 

    Uncle, a swine of alpacas would seem most appropriate despite the porcine association

    There again, given that the lads are now fully integrated aussies maybe a mob of alpacas?

    or....it has come to my attention that alpacas are noted for their gender fluidity, so a rainbow of alpacas would be more in keeping with the times

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    biffo will be pleased to know he has reached immortality. the new Aussie Scrabble edition now allows aussie words such as ..........you guessed it......"biffo" along with other stalwarts such as "strewth" and "bonzer"

    millenials will need to consult dr. google though

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    Grouse news DC.

    Totes stoked okker has gone Ridgey ridge.

    Fully sick mate.

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    43 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    Grouse news DC.

    Totes stoked okker has gone Ridgey ridge.

    Fully sick mate.

    good'un, cobber 

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    good'un, cobber 

    When a word you put down gets rejected in scrabble the best policy is to just tip the whole board over.

    My diarrhoea is often refused.

     

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    1 hour ago, Biffen said:

    When a word you put down gets rejected in scrabble the best policy is to just tip the whole board over.

    My diarrhoea is often refused.

     

    bit like the casey development team today, biffo, they didn't just win they diarrhoead it in

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    2 hours ago, Biffen said:

    When a word you put down gets rejected in scrabble the best policy is to just tip the whole board over.

    My diarrhoea is often refused.

     

    Not often enough Biff

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